How do I become a pussy magnet like Goblin Slayer?

How do I become a pussy magnet like Goblin Slayer?

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Be socially awkward

Lift weights and do as says.

Be goblin
Be female
???
Profit.

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Imagine, If the goblins were all female in Goblin Slayer.

By become incredibly competent at something dangerous and heroic while totally ignoring women beyond their utility to the task at hand.

Goblin Slayer actually deserves his harem unlike 99% harem MCs

Goblins

Pussy magnet for used goods sounds like a nightmare.

become the protagonist of a pretentious harem show

All goods and services are drawn to him used or otherwise.

>become huge
>be autistic
>hang around pure beautiful maidens
Good luck with the last one.

>pure

I heard women like men who are super focused on something. I don't know if it is true, but maybe it is.

3/4

True.
>canonically handsome
>Yas Forums
>competent
>very straightforward man
>stoical
>acts like Doomguy

have you tried slaying goblins?

>YOU ARE HUGE
>THAT MUST MEAN YOU HAVE BIG GUTS
>RIP AND TEAR

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Be a walfare worker. Even nips compares goblins with corona virus. Be a volunteer.

But there are no goblins left in this world, someone already killed them all.

those protagonist just "act nice" once and do nothing ever.
Goblin slayer actually contributed to society and never stops. That's what draws people to him.
Tell me what have pretentious harem protag ever done to society? Nothing.

Sword Maiden's sinful body is in stark contrast to her holy presence.

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The ryona would be kino.

Can some nip or moonrune speaker spoil the 11th and 12th volume for me?

Purityfags deserve to be gassed.

Based and Doompilled

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Have a childhood female friend who grows up and blossoms into a big breasted cowgirl. Focus on her and not some bastardized elf with a chest illegal for Australian porn.

Make Anime Elves Great Again.
When I see "rip and tear," I keep thinking of that OneRepublic song "Stop and Stare" except it is sung "rip and tear."

I think is not limited to women or romance. Most people like better a person who has a drive to do something they like (unless is something disgusting). Effort, determination and commitment have a certain kind of beauty to them, more so in a world where people feel lost all the time and live an aimless and/or mediocre life.

Vol 11 is "Goblin Slayer: Star Wars" and vol 12 is just short stories.

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user why would you curse me with this knowledge

What did she mean by this?

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She learned that throwing and shootting are not the same thing.

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guild girl and anvil are the patrician choice