Shinji kun

>Shinji kun
>C-could you please teach me about sex

What would Shinji do?

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Demonstrate with Asuka

Rei is for Toji my nigga

>Reifags are Shinji self inserters
Everytime

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(C84) [Saigado] B-WORM (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Based and redpilled

That’s good shit

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Ayanami with black plugsuit is 10/10

Leave.

No way faggot and he will cry himself to sleep

>Shinji has sex with Asuka
>Rei leaves thinking sex lasts two minutes, with the male mostly crying and the girl angrily strangling him throughout

Meh, more of an Eden Rei guy myself

he would probably get flustered, ignore her for a while, and procrastinate on the idea daily. This would happen until eventually, just as he's about to accept Rei's request, Misato would suspect something off about Shinji, foil the plot for the sake of Rei's "mental stability" or some other excuse like that, essentially cockblocking him. This is because Misato is secretly jealous and only wants Shinji to have her as a potential sexual partner, now that melon boy is dead. In the processes of this commotion, Asuka, being the nosy type she is, finds out through Misato of what Rei and Shinji were planning. Disgusted, she marches round to Rei's apartment, slaps her, to which Rei rei shows no expression, then returns home and proceeds to rape Shinji into submission.

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Ever wonder what Shinja and Asuka having sex sounds like?

Well now you don't have to anymore

youtu.be/9h1lFlKsppo?t=413

>rei using shinji's first name
>rei acting shy or embarassed while asking about human reproduction

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5/10
not lewd enough

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Have her watch while he gets pegged by Misato

>Implying she wouldn’t ask Asuka

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I want to kiss Rei on the lips!

Nice

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Literally the only good thing about 3.0

>sex lasts two minutes, with the male mostly crying and the girl angrily strangling him throughout
That would be largely accurate.

Why is Rei so fat

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expecting mothers tend to gain mass in fat

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Based

This

>demonstrate with kaworu
FIFY

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>C-could
Rei would never talk like that, kys

>ay yo
>Ikari-kun
>show me that human kissin shit

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NO Shinji, plz don't stick it there, I'm not ready!!

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Hmmmm

>alright rei you slut, I'll show you how to do vaginal next
>kaworu, where is your vagina, I can't find it