How the FUCK did these two end up together?

How the FUCK did these two end up together?

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Unironically, the sex.

Bulma have always liked bad guys? I say Vegeta fill the criteria, also Bulma was the kind of woman with the attitude to charm a saiyan, a gorilla.

In the fanfics I've read Vegeta is portrayed as a bit more mature than that emotional child yamcha. That won her over. She also had regret over missing out on Goku.

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babes like royalty

8 inches cock on a 5 foot tall pile of aggressiveness. Girls fall for power or money. She already has the money and all her friends are beta males even with all the power in the world. Of course she would be attracted to him.

The simple answer is that someone needed to give birth to Trunks and Bulma was the only woman available at the time.

Its my guilty pleasure user. I especially enjoy ones where Vegeta somehow ends up beating the shit out of that scar faced loser.

>bad guys?
unironically a better father than goku

I wonder why.

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Dunno. You could make a case that Bulma is so fucking high IQ that it was literal fate of some kind, but I dunno.

Maybe that's why Gohan is hitting the books so hard, he sees the real evil in Dragonball and it's Bulma, and also, his father.

>General Blue
>Yamcha
>Zarbon
>Vegeta

She sure loves the Bad Boys.

Yeah but why get married then?

Vegeta had nothing better to do after Goku died.

She was jealous of Yamcha's popularity with girls so she went for a balding manlet that nobody could love

>don't get the Goku
>go for the 2nd most powerful man in the world
She's already rich, so she doesn't need to marry for money. Power is the only other status to chase. And considering her life experience and social circle, she wasn't going to get with a normie so she didn't have many choices.

Goku is retarded... she probably knows that ChiChi had to rape him for Gohan and Goten.

And Vegeta does have blue blood.

>The [headcanon] I read
doesn't matter

>Vegeta
>Mature
Someone who's entire character is REEEEE FUCK YOU KAKAROT isn't what I'd call mature.

In Dragon Ball, it's pratically having a PhD.

Trying to read much into this retarded """story"""".

No it does.
She also find him dark and mysterious and sympathizes with his pain T_T

At least Vegeta loves his wife unlike Kekarot

How did Bulma end up with a PHD when all she did was adventuring with Goku?

Kakarot loves his wife's cooking

>Better father than Goku
This has always been bullshit. Vegeta didn't even hold his son until he killed himself trying to stop Buu

Bulma wanted a prince way back then, she got one
Poor Yamcha tho

Has he ever shown her affection? Minus the thats my bulma cringe?

CASSSSHHHH MONEY

she creamed herself when he stole the dragonball from her on namek

Might rather have to do with being a royal chad instead of a bandit loser

Bulma always wanted to marry a prince.
They were two lonely people living in the same house.
Bulma is hot.
Vegeta looks like he is carved out of stone.
They had a kid together.

So Bulma can be a Princess

Bulma pussy slapped him so hard he got tamed

Because Toriyama wanted to give a Vegeta broodmare like he did with Goku.

Please stop. One of the best things about this ship is that Toriyama barely ever put them next to each other as to avoid exactly this kind of vomit inducing cringe pics. Completely out of character. Fuck Super and fuck OP.

Angry sex is a thing. I still refuse to believe that they actually had a ceremony and everything.

This pairing still makes more sense than 18 and Kuririn.

Consort, technically

This. Same reason why Goku and Chichi got married. Toriyama wanted to give Goku a son now that he had grown up and he had remembered Chichi way back from the beginning of the story as the gag character he wrote that loved Goku.

Bulma didn't work for him and he was against pairing them together romantically from the start because Toriyama doesn't like writing romance. His editor pushed it but he refused. There was Lunch who was a one-note gag. There was Sno who hadn't even been named in the manga, even though Toriyama gave her a name for the anime staff. So Chichi ended up winning.

Back when Vegeta was pushing himself to become a super saiyan, he kept hurting himself and Bulma’s family treated him.
It was at that point Bulma saw him like a wounded badboy animal and they hooked up.

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Because he's undefeated against Goku

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>Sex before marriage

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I was actually going to say that it's not the wort plot weirdness in Dragon Ball, but you're right; it perfectly fits Bulma's character.
As for Vegeta, no idea.

Nah both make sense.
Bulma had Florence Nightingale syndrome and 18 saw that Krillin was just a genuinely good person who was willing to help her even if he never saw her again.

>Bulma wanted a prince way back then

better post those sources

Saiyan males seem to be attracted to strong minded females and Bulma fit the bill. She's also quite attractive and Vegeta might have falled for her personality since she didn't take any of his crap. It fits.

No, it doesn't. Fanfiction has absolutely nothing to do with canon.

Bulma obv likes bad guys

Vegeta probably had not seen a humanoid woman since he was 5 and was impressed with her

Yes it does. A lot of its better than Super :)

>clearly a good fuck
>doesn't mind him mindlessly gymratting literally every day
>filthy rich
>makes new toys for him to gymrat with
Seems like a good deal for him really.

Never thought I'd find someone here so retarded they don't even understand the most basic fictional rules but then again, this is a shonen thread.

Still don't understand it.

>imagine not knowing if you're sexually compatible before marrying

Chastity-fags are dumb as shit.

Explain these "Basic Rules".

Fanfiction isn't canon. That's the relevant rule here, dumbass.

It is to me in this case :)

Super Genius. She does not need a lot of effort to do some work that gets her a doctor degree. Her ramdom inventions of a weekend is already advanced enough to gain one. Dr Briefs copied and upgraded a spaceship technology he never had seem before in a about a week of studying.

So not just headcanon, but headcanon you derived from fanfiction as well, you're a superstar.

He didn't need two moms.

Vegeta had nowhere to go after Goku owned Frieza and it just so happened that the person who took him in was rich and hot