>mfw I realize that the toothbrush hasn't been invented until 1498 by some smelly gook
Imagine french kissing literally anyone other than Aqua, also known as Aqua Fresh(tm), in a medieval shithole isekai setting set in the darkest of middle ages. Absolutely disgusting.
Mfw I realize that the toothbrush hasn't been invented until 1498 by some smelly gook
Justin Jackson
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Chase Baker
Canon genetically enhanced.
Kayden Walker
Oh, I'm imagining it alright.
Robert Lee
>braptard
I knew Aquafags were bad.
Nathaniel Cooper
>genetically enhanced
But still retarded
Cooper Miller
To be the worst girl of her clan.
Chase Jenkins
my mind has expanded, thank you user
Jordan Morales
Well, they also ate much fewer refined carbohydrates back then, so there was less bacterial buildup in their mouths.
Gabriel Wright
>retarded
>yet called smart in the novels
kys aquafag
Joseph Cruz
>called smart in the novels
And aqua is called useless, so what's your point?
Bentley Bennett
Why are Aquafags such relentless shitposters?
Austin Smith
The point is that Megumin is smart and Aqua is useless. Your goddess is dumb and you should feel dumb.
Elijah Gonzalez
Yeah, because isekaishit isn't anachronistic at all.
Leo Nguyen
>megumin [head canon]
As we know the anime and LN are not 1 and 1. Here are some examples.
In the LN
>megutard wins
In Anime
>Aqua goddess supreme wins
In LN
>meguass is average intelligence
In anime
>megashit is as dumb as rocks
In LN
>aqua is the most beautiful and perfect being in the universe
In the anime
> aqua is the most beautiful and perfect being in the universe
Its not 1 to 1 and some things vary but the only part that remains is that Aqua is perfect and Megumongaloid is ass.
This has been a post by AquaChads
Tyler Anderson
Megumin is so dumb, even Isekai Quartet makes fun of just how dumb she is. Given the total lack of originality or fresh ideas or literally anything in IQ, just the bare minimum, this is pretty much confirmed to be rock solid canon. Megumin is an absolute dumbatz.
megutards BTFO
Hunter Foster
That is as retarded as suggesting that people coudlnt open cans before the can opener was invented 100 years later (yes really, look it up).
They brushed their still back then, just more rudimentary. The native americans used pine tree sap, rubbed it on their teeth with their fingers. The sticky so cleaned out gunk and gave them the minty fresh flavor we all know now.
Indians brushed their teeth using turmeric powder, which Is both anti inflammatory as well as antiseptic.
Every culture had ways to freshen their breathes. They might have not been as terribly effective at killing germs, which is why tooth loss was "more commom" back then. But their breath would not be inherently smelly or unclean.
Ayden Gray
god i wish aqua would spit in my mouth
Blake Edwards
why is she so lewd!
Joseph Bell
They didn't have the toothbrush as we know it but instead had twigs from mass-grown trees that they'd chew on a bit to get a brush-like implement at the end of (they were one use only but in constant supply). They'd dip the brush end into salt to use as an abrasive.
They also chewed on various leaves and spices (whole cloves etc) to freshen their breath. So french kissing Megumin might smell nicely of mint or cloves. Just saying.
Jacob Baker
Given her purifying powers, how much cum does she need to guzzle to get knocked up?
Jaxson Flores
Why the fucking shit would you literally draw an armpit pussy? Come on now. That's ridiculous.
Isaiah Myers
>there were no cars 200 years ago how did people travel
You sound as retarded as you goddess. They didn’t have modern toothbrushes, but dental hygiene was done in other ways. Maybe less effectively, but it was still done.
Jose Roberts
What the fuck? Wouldn't her arm get in the way of sex all the time? I don't want my balls to smell like BO.
Nathaniel Wood
it's aqua's fault for having such seductive armpits!
Matthew Lee
anime girls can't smell (unless you want it) because they are not real, silly user.
Ayden Clark
What is humanities progress on smelly TV anyways? Are we soon there yet? Is that still a thing?
Anthony Perry
>oral hygine didnt exist until 1498
God, imagine being this wrong about something. Not only did oral hygiene exist but the diet of medieval people had significantly less refined sugars. People largely used scraping methods for plaque control, which without toothpaste is not a significant decline in quality than an early toothbrush anyway. Non Nobility in Europe had generally very good teeth. I remember looking at a mummified body of a poor man who had really excellent teeth compared to the other mummified bodies I saw.
Tooth loss was mainly tied to the richer diets that contained more refined carbohydrates and sugars.
Blake Ramirez
schizo thread
Carter Harris
Im an Aquafag but that is just gross. Pit fags are the worst.
Aiden Sullivan
Pitfags >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Footfags. Footfags are the worst scum
Thomas Campbell
based
Evan Hernandez
Ryder Martin
That doesn’t make it ok
Zachary Ramirez
based
Isaac Reed
Michael Long
because deep down, we want to stop, and the only way we can stop is if Kazuma just admits that he can't live without Aqua and drop the jailbait chuuni
we're just rabid shippers is all
Daniel Ramirez
they have video game mechanics and magic and shit
Jayden Evans
I dont know all that.
Ah a fellow aqua chad with taste I see. Bless you too.
Jose Anderson
why are aqua threads the best?
Joshua Perez
Yet aqua is portayed as being mentally retarded even at the start
Isekai Quartet is for faggots and niggers like you aquafags. Its a peice of shit and only aquafags post them like speds
Anthony Anderson
>in a medieval shithole isekai
Now hold on, i'd beg to differ that it has a huge technolgoical breech from 1400s-1700s. You got lots of tech and housing that look like 1700s yet shit like weapons is very medieval. Also clothing wise its very 1800s, not to mention kazuma invented shit like Dynamite. Wouldn't be suprised if line infantry existed
Christian Morales
Gross
Jace Thompson
Why are megushitters so mad all the time?
Caleb Flores
Processed sugar is what contributed to severe decline in dental hygiene
Wyatt Wilson
Why are aquafags retarded shitposters?
Noah Anderson
Not surprisingly, tooth decay was actually much less prevalent in the Middle Ages than it became in later centuries, when mass imports of sugar from the tropics made it a staple rather than a rarity. Surveys of archaeological data from the medieval period show that an average of only 20 percent of teeth show any sign of decay, as Contrary to the depiction of medieval peasants with blackened and rotting teeth, the average person in the Middle Ages had teeth that were in very good condition. This is substantially due to one factor—the rarity of sugar in the diet. Most medieval people simply could not afford sugar, and those who could used it sparingly, usually as a seasoning or minor ingredient and almost never as a condiment or the basis of a dish. This means that most people used natural sugars, such as those in fruits and honey; even then, they ate this kind of sugar sparingly. Taken with a diet high in calcium via dairy, high in vegetables and cereals, and low in foods that cause decay, the average medieval person ate the way most modern dentists would recommend for good teeth.
Medieval people cleaned their teeth by rubbing them and their gums with rough linen cloths. We have various recipes for pastes and powders that could be put on the cloth to help clean the teeth, to whiten them, and to aid fresh breath. Sage ground with salt crystals was one popular mixture. Powdered charcoal from rosemary stems was another. A crushed paste of pepper, mint, and rock salt was also used, and there were many more. Most consisted of an abrasive and a scented herb, though others included a range of spices such as cinnamon, mace, and cloves.
Mouth washes tended to be wine- or vinegar-based, with herbs and spices steeped in these acidic liquids. Again, mint features heavily in these recipes, along with marjoram and cinnamon. Chewing fennel seeds, parsley, or cloves were the most common recommendations for bad breath.
Michael Barnes
I'm gonna eat candy without brushing and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Noah Reyes
The fact that dental hygiene was relatively good compared with later periods would have been a benefit to people at the time, given that dental surgery was pretty bad. Most treatment consisted of simply removing the tooth, which tended to be done by the local barber and with no anaesthetic other than perhaps getting drunk beforehand. More skilled surgeons had treatments for mouth cancer, involving the cutting out of affected tissue and then cauterisation. We also have evidence of dentures made from cow bone or human teeth, though only for the very rich. On the whole, though, medieval dental hygiene was based on the same concerns as today—white teeth and fresh breath—and medieval people developed some reasonably effective ways of maintaining both.
Andrew Bell
Not retarded more like adept shitposters. I dont even have to try and you megumanlets start foaming at the mouth.
Jaxon Martinez
True, If you look at people in the third world they tend to have white teeth despite being poor because they don't eat processed food and refined sugar (in quantities comparable to Western diets).
Christopher Walker
Megumun is for whoring out to the whole village for profit
Aqua is for whoring out to the whole village for profit
Darkness is for whoring out to the whole village for profit
Carson Collins
based and truth pilled, my wife is allways perfectly clean and smells great unless I say otherwise
Ryan Barnes
Levi Wood
>also known as Aqua Fresh(tm)
Grayson Jones
Why whore out your party members when you can start the industrial revolution and make money from child labor?
Gabriel Bell
Where do you think those children are supposed to come from?
David Ross
what happened to redo of healer spammer
Juan Martin
I've been to poor ass areas and teeth quality varies a ton from good to bad.
Hunter Hernandez
>Ah a fellow aqua chad with taste
>posts an anti aqua image
it needs to ficed to say something like
>select all squares with aqua in it
Cooper Wood
Sasuga Aqua-sama
Josiah Lopez
People still cleaned their teeth.
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