>open door
>see this
What to do?
Open door
Spray her with disinfectant.
Sorry, no soliciting.
Eat her
sniff her cunt
get on the floor
Insist she maintain 6 feet distance.
tell her to go home
>all the eggs
Lead her to the bath. She might get a cold if she stays like that.
Tell her to fuck off home and that she's asking to get raped going to a random stranger's house while being soaking wet.
>not warming her by yourself
Jump backwards while screaming EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH? before she invites herself in and then my childhood friend appears out of nowhere saying she would cook for me or some shit and then slaps me for reasons unbeknownst to me.
No one would actually come knock on my door so I would assume she's here to assassinate me and ready my shotgun.
babie
Cute baby.
>Uncle Grandpa
Shit parents.
Good thinking, she was actually an ATF agent ready to shoot your dog.
I will start by helping washing her back.
faggot
based user
Looks really cold, douse her in gasoline and drop a match.
underrated post. Fuck zoomers.
Call mom and tell her to deal with it I'm bad with people.
close the door
Demand her to eat a bowl of eggs.
Invite her to take a shower while I go to the local konbini to buy foodstuffs and eggs
then what?
Ask if she needs to use the phone or something. I can spare her a towel and give her a hot drink, but I won't let some stranger use my bathroom.
Close the door and go back upstairs to fuck my imouto.
What if that is your imouto coming back from school?
Mumble awkwardly while avoiding eye contact and ask anyone else in the house to help her out instead.
A-all of them?
Invite her in, offer her a warm shower and some tea, dry her clothes, and give her head pats
Ask how the fuck she found me since I live in a very remote town.
>Couldn't tell it was going to rain you dumb bitch?
Yes.
do the dinosaur?
tell her to bring an umbrella next time then close the door
It's 9 feet now. I learned that the hard way.
Invige her in, give her dry clothes, and go back to sleep.
Ash her what she thinks about China joining the UN human rights council today.
The second she knocked on this door, it was already too late. There is no going back, no way around it and no escape.
Come in
How about letting her in before doing that?
>rape
>get on the floor
Wake up.
Based.
A man of culture and dignity.
Why would she wring out her skirt like that right in front of me?
Give her fresh clothes + towel and then I'd call an uber for her.
She’s asking for it.
She's not the brightest.
Come inside.
You goddamn bastard
I go get a towel after inviting her inside.
I then make lemon ginger tea.
If you have a penis, then it’s your job to cum inside, not hers.
>walk into the living room
>see your imouto looking up at you like this
what do
I'm stuck home with my family, my mom can deal with her.
force her to clean up her mess, dumb bitch
tell mom
help her to clean up the mess, honest mistake
Elaborate.
Spank her for spilling that bubble tea. Does she think I’m made out of money or something? That’ll teach her to be clumsy!
patrician
based and redpilled. Fuck women, if this was a guy no one would let him in. EQUAL RIGHTS BITCH