Misato thread

Show these Reifags and Asukalets who's the best grill in the franchise.

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misato is the best but shes a girl not a grill

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>sees a boy's penis
>doesn't get flustered, scream baka and slap him
and that's why Misato is better than Asuka!

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Asuka fan here, heres my contribution to both lovely nge characters

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>tfw Misato probably won't get that much screentime/development in 4.0

She'll probably get killed in the first 25 minutes.

this is peak woman right here

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>hot
>both a competent professional and a funny young woman
>drinks and smokes
>is not autistic about sex, unlike most nips
>compensates her issues through drugs and sex with her on-off CHAD boyfriend
>cares for Shinji and Asuka in a motherly way, while still being friends with them
This is peak woman. You may not like it, but this is what a dream woman looks like.

I see you're a man of culture as well.

Have a bump, anons. Misato is nice.

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I am a Reifag myself but I defintely agree with Misato being a great character. Never got the idea that she's a slut either, considering that she (probably) only slept with Kaji who's remained her old flame until he died.

Stop samefagging OP

OP here.

go fuck yourself, seething asukafag.

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As a Reifag, I agree. Misato is really cool and I think she's actually very mature despite having her own issues to deal with.

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>asukafag
Now, that came out of nowhere. Are you usually this quick of applying labels to people who disagree with you? What makes you think that he's into Asuka, other than your irrational hatred of the character?
So far, only one poster has identified himself as an "Asukafag", and he was extremely benevolent towards Misato and this thread: In fact, everyone in here has been pretty friendly, regardless of their preferences, except for you right now, that is. So maybe you should be less willing to jeopardize your own thread by throwing around baseless accusations.

bitch say what now

Have it your way. But don't complain about your thread being destroyed by "waifu wars" when you're the one starting them.

cofe

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What prompted all the recent misatoposting?

>motherly way
>deep kisses Shinji
Sounds like you had a great upbringing

She is good, but I still love Shinji the most.

Good taste in there

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I'm a Ritsukofag myself but I've always considered Misatochads to be kindred spirits.

the board is finally coming to its senses after all these years

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Anyone else seen those Bakuretsu fusen Misato doujins?

Too much anal.

What did she mean by this, Yas Forums?

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Well, she didn't try to seduce him

Misato is basic as fuck, there's absolutely nothing noteworthy about her. Every other female character is batshit crazy, but you can get the Misato experience from literally any decent escort. Any Alexandra can ride, suck, swallow and maintain a basic conversation.

The hottest woman in NGE is Ritsuko! She's intelligent, has some actual personality, is suppressed, reclusive and massively sexually frustrated I bet she'd be more motivated than just to have a returning customer.
Sporting short hair, glasses and cool beauty mark with a cigarette, now this is tasteful woman, not some basic bitch.

Rei is best daughteru, and Asuka gets institutionalized, fuck her.

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I bet last 20, after Shinji and Asuka rejoin the Lilin and are on the Wunder, so that it can happen in front of Shinji

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>It is not simply enough for these beasts to be Ritsukofags - those whom already inhabit the lowest stratum. No, in their instability, in their immense appetite for faggotry of the most despicable variety, they are compelled to thrust themselves into the depths of depravity. These creatures are not simply Ritsukofags; rather, they are fags of Ritsukofags. Indeed, the Mayafag is the most repulsive creature capable of independent existence.

>Any Alexandra can ride, suck, swallow and maintain a basic conversation.
But Misato has some really cute father issues. And that's something just any alexandra doesnt have.

>Ritsuko yells at Misato for the implication made
>keeps making the joke herself after Misato had stopped

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>literal slut with daddy issue
>best
Yeah right, not even bet hag.

Wny didn't you mention marifags?

Just interview your prostitutes user

lol

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with Hideaki Anno.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is Hideaki Anno different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Anno has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has Hideaki Anno greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and Hideaki Anno continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping Hideaki Anno would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

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I am decided: Hideaki Anno will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

I want this to become a new pasta

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It's all yours user

Do those even exist?

They are so beneath me that I do not deign to do so. To this date I have only seen one here

How does her panties smell like?

Asking for the record

If Kaji and Misato would have been Shinji's biological parents on the same post-apocalyptic context, do you think Shinji could handle better his life and battle against Angels? Or will it create another trauma because his two parents are involved inside NERV?

The endgoal of Platonic Teleology seems like a distillation of inane shitposting, and we've finally attained it.

Nice

I'd like to thank my mother for this shitpost

>Sporting short hair, glasses and cool beauty mark with a cigarette, now this is tasteful woman, not some basic bitch.
i love them both, pedos out

like asahi or lager in general