The fucking twat never ate a real british fry up though???
The fucking twat never ate a real british fry up though???
Luke Ward
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Benjamin Ward
Dude fuck off, you're just gonna make everything worse.
Asher Peterson
I think she has, that's the problem
Josiah Torres
>seething anglos
Brody Davis
Saved her a trip to have her stomach pumped.
Noah Scott
Do british unironically think they got good cooking ?
James Foster
Conveniently ignoring the part where the others shit on nip food huh?
Logan Butler
How can a culture start wars for spices and yet still suck at cooking?
Liam Baker
Fuck you, I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Jaxon Clark
Adrian Jenkins
Name one good British food
Carson Rodriguez
If they were good at cooking they wouldn’t need to war for spice
Dylan Lopez
Onigiri
Nathaniel Ward
>no crooked teeth
Wrong image, my dude.
Carter Wright
I'm happy how much mileage this image and breaking pasta gets.
Nathan Thompson
Yes but to this day they don't fucking use spices, unless you count brown colored "brits".
Levi Thompson
Black blood smash
Austin Murphy
Hey wait a second!
Asher Scott
Breaking pasta doesn't make any sense though.
David Rivera
I've seen my mother break pasta all my life while making soup.
Ian Barnes
Soup is fine since you'll use a spoon anyways.
Brody Reed
It does if you want it to fit in the pot
Ryder Richardson
I've always been confused why people think the British suck at cooking. We just eat different food from you. Just because it's not mass-commercialised and served up in globalised faker restaurants all over the world as 'British Cuisine' doesn't mean it isn't good. We don't eat dogs and our meat dishes are some of the best in the world.
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Doesn't have much taste, it's filling at least.
Luis Diaz
Well you know how the joke goes:
>Worst books in the world
>British Cooking
>German Jokes
>Italian Heroics
Justin Long
>this food sucks!
>proceeds to bit into a ball of unseasoned rice
do nips really?
Xavier Wilson
Nathaniel Flores
>a ball of unseasoned rice is more palatable than your barbaric anglosaxon """cooking"""
Brandon Roberts
Toad in the hole is orgasmic.
Christian Ross
I'd stick my toad in Chise's hole.
Andrew Ortiz
not even a brit, I just thinks that's funny
Andrew Thompson
Is the movie still on lads?
Joshua Roberts
Sadly it's getting postponed. On the bright side, the opening theme is out now.
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Levi Mitchell
This franchise is truly cursed
Brandon Hernandez
Go boil plain chicken britcuck
Jordan Perry
England never recovered from this scene did they
In one moment, in one instance, they got eternally rekt
Aaron Evans
British people be like "It's chewsday, innit?"
Jacob Sanchez
Or as the natives like to call them: jelly donuts.
Alexander Adams
Oh so you only watched that anime, okay retard.
Andrew Hall
Why do /ck/ jannies hate this image?
Asher Sullivan
It is seasoned though. Usually with a combination of salt, vinegar, and a sweet syrup like thing. You might also put sesame and seaweed flakes on there
Carter Ortiz
For being an empire for so long the idea that you would diversify so much in teas but only use JUST salt and black pepper to season food is mind boggling to someone that lives in a country that has Mexico as the southern border.
Samuel Ross
tastes surprisignly plain for having that much condiment desu
Jose Jenkins
Which one?
Lucas Diaz
>Americans trying to gaslight people that their food tastes good.
Isaiah Mitchell
You are thinking of shari. Onigiri rice doesn't have all that. The filling is what gives it flavor.
Zachary Robinson
Why do island countries like Britain and Japan have such shit seasoning? At least Japan has autistic preparation rituals and creativity you won't find outside of France or Italy. I will say both Britain and Japan are the blandest foods in the world but at least Japan makes their blandness count.
Xavier Powell
The eel easily. Eel is so fucking good.
Grayson Peterson
Britain is way worse just like the germanic countries their boil the fuck out of everything and use 0 spices
They eat to survive not because they enjoy it.
both are the same eel but prepared by different countries
Juan Morris
You can't fool me, you like your local chinese and mexican food restaurant better than your national cuisine.
Easton Jenkins
>both are the same eel but prepared by different countries
That's the joke.
Jason Brooks
NOW SCOTTISH CUISINE!
William Ramirez
mexican food: ground meat in a bun (really groundbreaking stuff)
italian food: spaghetti
american food:
japanese food: rice and raw fish
french food:
chinese food: rotten eggs and sewage
The fact that people bully the Brits for making shit food is beyond me.
Matthew Ross
I assume it is euros/spics/asians making these theads. why would americans try to compete in this field?
Ryan Morales
Nah, brits look more like this
Jose Wright
Spoken like someone that doesn't have a smoker in their back yard. You've never scratched the surface of American cuisine.
Michael Powell
toast sandwich
Brandon Reed
"Faggots"
Logan Thomas
Nicholas Hall
>this level of cope
Thomas Allen
Good, i value my health.
Grayson Morgan
Evan Young
Jellied eels
Connor Carter
They have the urge to be N°1 on everything, see corona stats.
Nathaniel Stewart
Have you ever seen a British restaurant anywhere?
Or a German, Swedish, Finnish, Denmark, Dutch, Belgium, Austrian or Norwegian one?
Hudson Gonzalez
it's what you call cope, user
what else are they going to say, a small island conquered 1/3rd of the world?
Colton Nelson
I want to live in the 2 dimensional world too but not the one where your thinking is just retarded like the one you live in. I want to live in the 2D world where the girls are cute. Also lmfao at the bacon sandwich. You just put bacon on toast with no condiments or spices. It's like a 75 IQ mother fucker just said one day "I gots me chew pieces of toast innit. And I got me three bits of bacon innit. I'm going to go fuck my cousin!" Then 3 minutes later decided to put the bacon on the toast.
Nathan Myers
You are already dead.
Easton Green
Bangers and mash.
David Rodriguez
brown brown brown
Sebastian Fisher
Actually, the french food we know and credit the frenchies for were made by the brits when they occupied france.
Ian Hall
Post food pics to open apetite.
Cameron Reyes
I thought the French have occupied but ignored the Britains since 1066 but there were bastard uprisings every now and then.
Oliver Smith
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William Sanders
Never once in any of these threads have there ever been a single person who mentions what is "good cooking".
Just an exceptional amount of seething when someone mentions the fact that other countries have similarly poor or worse cooking.
Gavin Howard
Haute cuisine
Cameron Lewis
Here's a pork shoulder I smoked fresh of the smoker.
Jose Edwards
Obligatory Brazilian cooking.
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