If you were Shinji, how would you get in Asukas pantsus?
If you were Shinji, how would you get in Asukas pantsus?
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Brandon Jackson
Just don't be Shinji.
Charles Diaz
No, I would try to help her try to date Toji to make her happy.
Gabriel Williams
Wait until she asks you to fucking kiss her, and then just hold her while you do so. Literally just do anything relevant during the kiss besides stand there like a dead fish running out of oxygen, and she’ll melt into your fucking arms.
Lincoln Gray
I'd just go up to her, tell her to stop being a tsundere and fuck her.
Angel Cooper
Am I allowed to keep my knowledge of the show, or do I have to literally be Shinji with his personality and only knowing what he knows in-character?
Liam Nguyen
I would just fuck Rei instead
Dylan Jackson
Get her mad to 100% synchronization. Then I'd just rip her legs off. Just a little peak.
Hunter Cooper
He knows his stuff. Panties would be soaking in no time.
Ethan Edwards
Wait till she sleeps. Tie her and gag her.
Spend the entire night conditioning her with a slow vibrator and smack her face and tits about.
She'll be so humiliated she won't tell a sole and it will continue every night until the mere act of raising my hand will have her quiver in fear and excitement.
Ethan Sanchez
what do you think it smells like
Ian Garcia
Beat her. Slap her around. Act like a caveman around her. That's what Asuka REALLY wants. She wants a man who will take total charge of her and make her feel like the weak woman she wants to be, but is also afraid to be because she doesn't want to be replaced. Asuka longs to take a submissive, classically feminine posture, she's just become so frightened of being cast aside she acts out purely for attention. But if you smack her around a little she'll relax because she'll know she's gotten the attention of an alpha male, one who will never ignore her ever again.
Joseph Diaz
Not instead of, in addition to her
Zachary Lewis
>The majority of posters in an Asuka thread aren't beta cucks wanting her to stamp on their balls
What the hell is going on.
Charles Ortiz
Unambiguous interest and don't talk to other girls. She'll take as much from him as she feels secure about but shuts herself the fuck down if she decides she's defeated.
Luke Gonzalez
Usually Chads go after Asuka. Only a small minority of betas like her that are just vocal. I bet most of us lift heavy too.
Evan Brown
I wouldn't, don't put your dick into crazy.
Eli Wright
Gay
Jose Allen
Kaworu is love, Kaworu is life.
Jaxson Bennett
like a puffy vagoo
Daniel Roberts
>teenagers facing mortal danger every time they get in the robot
>cool with dying as virgins
Joseph Thompson
>tfw you realize that Asuka's entire downward spiral in the anime starts when Misato praises Shinji for having a higher sync ratio than her
Aaron Carter
I would wait until she fell asleep, walk over to her pantsu drawer, open it up and jerk my dick over them
Michael Howard
It was mean as fuck from Misato to say that in front of her. I bet that old hag was just jealous of Asukas beauty and youth.
Caleb Brown
This but Kaworu
Andrew Lee
THIRSTY incel thread?
Henry Roberts
You asked for me?
Zachary Gonzalez
Switch bodies with Mari because that's the only way it's happening.
Mason Long
realize im in an anime. get big boii arms and just start choking her out. do cpr. repeat all day. if she dies so be it. im shinji, ive got nothing to lose. this is an anime
Isaiah Thomas
Nobody on Yas Forums could possibly want to fuck her as much as her dub VA wants to nor do they have as much of a chance.
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Daniel Lee
How many Chads fucked her and asked her to speak in Asukas voice as they pounded her?
Grayson Mitchell
That was easy to forgive because Shinji almost dies immediately afterward and then his synch score dips again. Invincible Shinji-sama and Rei weren't her hated enemies by the end of that episode, she was being cute again until Zeruel.
Robert Watson
I imagine the closest I would get would be getting into her panty drawer. That of course would only arise as a natural consequence of Misato and myself fucking like rabbits in every nook and cranny of her apartment.
Ryan Collins
She divorced her husband before taking the role to keep her waifu pure.
Think she wound up marrying a fellow NGE VA 10 years later.
Jayden Flores
I absolutely think it was Misato trying to be a dick to her. There's a subtle competition over Shinji between the two of them. It never descends to the level of outright violence, but the fight is there.
Camden Scott
Promise you'll give her attention if she lets you fuck her
Brayden Garcia
Misato needs to accept she will be hitting the wall hard in no time while Asuka is still high in demand.
Jaxson Adams
Probably not because I don't fuck crazies.
Lincoln Edwards
>If you were Shinji, how would you get in Asukas pantsus?
One leg at a time.
Chase Gray
fpbp
Xavier Kelly
This
Jayden Green
Logan Phillips
As pretty much stated in four words. That's the easiest way to get in her pants: by not being Shinji, or in other words, an emotionally and socially stunted trainwreck of a teenager with parental issues.
All you really have to do get in Shikinami or Soryu's favor is literally not be brain dead, comatose sperg. Nod your head up and down when she talks and make sure not to take her immature jabs at you to heart. Congrats, you got yourself some sweet 14-year-old cunny, courtesy of NERV.
Jaxson Myers
I want to fuck Asuka tbqh.
Wyatt Rodriguez
I’ll try to act as much on Character as possible.
The first instance of sexual development would occur during the synchronization training for the Angel with the two cores. Asuka would notice my frequent usage of the bathroom and would make a snark remark about how my focus doesn’t seem to be on the Angel attack. „I can’t help it, piloting the EVA is just too much.“ would be my most probable response while I look at an exposed part of her body. She would give me a disgusted look and say something cruel. After the attempted kiss though, she would assume that I secretly think about her.
After some jack off sessions and mecha fights her attempt of a kiss would transpire and obviously I would react as if that was the first time a female had made contact with me. After that however, I would assume that she has some interest in me.
Shortly after Kaji dies and I’m unable to be there for Misato I try to turn to the only person in my viscinity who I can tallk about my problems with, which is Asuka. Obviously my attempt of comunication fails since we both are emotionally done. As she keeps verbally ausing me, telling me that I can’t connect to people and that I’m weak, I bring up her flaws and her mother complex after which she runs off shouting, presumably hating me forever.
Later that day, shortly before I go to bed, I go up to her room and apologize. I honestly tell her that up until recently I didn’t have, nor really wanted to have a deep connection to another human. But because of living with her and Misato the pain to be so close together, yet not understand each other became more apparent and I just wanted to be close to her. Asuka opens her door, and without making a remark or belitteling me, she hugs me.
After that we look each other in the eyes and for the first time seem to have no walls in front of the other person and we both go in for a kiss.
Noah Davis
i wouldnt. i'd wait for kaworu.
David Ramirez
You wait incredibly long. Imagine all the days you miss out on coming inside her.
Michael Morgan
Dumbest thing Shinji ever did was kill Kaworu
Bentley Evans
>just do anything relevant during the kiss besides stand there like a dead fish running out of oxygen
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CRITICIZE EvERYTHING I DO
John Williams
Doing nothing isn’t exactly doing something.
Nolan Walker
Yeap, he had "not giving attention whores attention" part down whitch is why she bugged him all the time. But other than that he failed at every level.
Aaron Ross
You want to dick Asuka or not?
Dominic Garcia
Why would I need to when I already tuched Rei's NAKED BOOBIES
John Gray
I can benchpress the whale of your mother and I dig Mari.
I recognize Mari as the superior waifu, designed by the wisest coombrains of Japan to be genetically perfect in every aspect.
Jonathan Butler
There is one constant in this world and that is woman never change. Are you a woman user? Are you going to be a sheep for the rest of your life? Or are you going to be a man and better yourself? It's fine to be a follower but a good follower also knows how to lead. A strong man knows how to be both.
Christopher Brown
>designed by the wisest coombrains of Japan to be genetically perfect in every aspect.
Where is her blonde hair?
Jeremiah Howard
That comes later with the bimbofication, after taming her with your dick like a wild mustang.
Daniel Price
shinji should have helped kaworu repopulate the planet with angels
everyone (besides the angels he's telepathically communicated with, ironically) was mean to shinji anyway.
Mason Morris
>was mean to shinji anyway.
Someone hurt your feelings?
Sebastian Foster
i woundn't
i don't put my penis inside crazy lunatics violent angry bitches
Jaxson Gray
Your loss.
Parker Russell
Conspicuously go after Rei, or if you're in Rebuild, Mari. Shinji would get a jealousy fug in no time.
Isaiah Cook
>crazy lunatics violent angry bitches
girls like that are what makes life be worth living
Samuel Perry
MARI can do that faster, better and prettier