Useless girl with big tits gets the MC

>Useless girl with big tits gets the MC
Why is this shit trope so common?

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Guys love titties. Duh.

Orihime so cute.
They do it because it takes less work and is generally safer route.

Hinata was no more useless than any other character around the same age that wasn't Naruto or Sasuke. Fuck off, retard.

>mentioning big tits in particular
Kill yourself, faggot.

These are manga for literal children
Little babies love big titties because they still long for mommy's milk

1. It isn't.
2. Stay mad.

sounds like you are of the flat chested loli party. we have inform the fbi of your location.

Please don't resist.

Those MC dickriding characters are the biggest incel bait.

Cope while you seeth, loser.

more than a handful is too much
if you weren't so possessed by your pathetic apish primal instincts to pursue a female with the largest mammaries then you would clearly see that the perfect size tits aren't those massive mounds of fat and milk duct attached to these useless ass females.

Tits are art, and I wouldn't expect a jaw-to-the-ground knuckle dragging low-brow smooth brain animal fuck like yourself to understand what a nice pair of tits looks like.

Fuck off with your spamming, Narutard. everyone on Yas Forums easily notices your spam

Fag

hmm i wonder if this poster is a woman

(different user) I'd prefer amazing ass and no tits as opposed to good ass and good tits.

t. poor and hungry

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>women
>on Yas Forums

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>t. poor and hungry
Yes you are

>Caring and affectionate girl gets the MC instead of the confrontational and abrasive one
Wow... how did this happen

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As opposed to choosing what? An annoyingly loud and bad tomboy of a tsundere like Sakura?

Holy based. Fat chest fags btfo

Their motherly bodies are good incubators for the prime genetics of the MC since all powers are genetic in 99% of Shonen they prioritise optinal female figures leaving anything worth inheriting to the guys alone

nips can't write good romance
you'll know that if you watch something other than shounenshit

>>mentioning big tits in particular
>Kill yourself, faggot.
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I prefer Hinata as the MC spouse. She was the only reasonable choice in Naruto unless they had changed Sakura from being retarded and regressing her character development constantly.
In Bleach I thought Rukia was the more tasteful option even though I like Orihime a lot too.

This, I don't care about titty size or who's most attractive by my personal tastes. I generally want the MC to get with, if anyone, the one who treats him/her right.

To shit on and laugh at bitchderecucks who want MC to end with an insufferable and rude flat chested and big assed tsun asshole cunt because of "muh bickering and cheap drama = chemistry".

Also adding I like Rukia a lot, I just prefer her as Ichigo's friend.

Sakurafags still mad, I see

>common
For who, underage casual shitters who only watch shonenshit like Naruto and Bleach? For ages nice girls like this got the shaft in favor of token bitchdere heroines. Two of the "Big 3" not following that shit trend is one of the best things they ever did.

>Human civilization falling to Corona-chan
>NaruSakufags are still mad that their shitty pairing isn't canon

I think you misinterpreted him, user.

Honestly I was going to say something about Rukia in my reply too but I love her too despite preferring Orihime as the winner. Rukia had a lot of sweet heartfelt, genuine moments with Ichigo and her character wasn't just banter/arguing with him.

Sakura is beyond redeemable though. Fitting that she ended up a single mother whose own daughter doubts she was her mother.

Orihime and Hinata, did this actually happen anywhere else or do only those two come up because of Big Three retards?

Cause shy girls with big tits are the best kind of girls

Yeah you're right. The retard is me

Just big three. It's usually well known that childhood friend with small/average wins over the sweet girl with giant tits in most anime.

that is actually so far from the truth

Nanatsu

>childhood friend with small/average wins over the sweet girl with giant tits in most anime
Sakura and Rukia werent childhood friends

I'm so happy orihime can get dicked by ichigo when ever she wants now

He said outside of the big 3.

The fact that 'childhood friend' tend not to win that often puts this into perspective. The shy, busty girl with an obvious crush is way down the list, somewhere next to the token loli.

This. Most characters in Naruto did nothing, it wasn't Hinata in particular. Besides if we're talking about useless then why didn't OP mention Sakura? She was shilled as the main heroine and still managed to be useless. Hinata was a side character.

Don't delude yourself into thinking you have a choice between the two. Just take whatever you can get, basement dweller

How is Orihime useless? Even when she was a captive, both allies and enemies were constantly relying on her.

If it was any other anime I'd take Orihime all day long but unfortunately she was in the same anime as Rukia.

Enlighten me then

>Hinata was no more useless than any other character around the same age that wasn't Naruto or Sasuke.
Shikamaru was shikamaru
Sakura is the second coming of Tsunade
Ino is able to set a thought network
Shino can track and capture people pretty well with his bugs
The point is that every member of the konoha 11 has a unique fighting style that makes them more dependable than others depending on the situation
Every member except Hinata, who is essentially a worse Neji.
Saying that every member of Konoha 11 was as useless as she was is a gross exageration and a pathetic attempt at making her look better.

>Just big three. It's usually well known that the tsundere bitch and/or the genki airhead with short temper, both cases, with small/average tits, above average-to-remarkable butt and thighs and extremely Yas Forums wins over the sweet girl with giant tits in most anime. Sweet girl's defeat is even more humiliating for her if the sweet girl happens to be the childhood friend too. Ie: Kosaki, Manami, Aki Kino, Ukyou Kuonji,
Fixed and expanded. Reminder that even childhood friends can't do shit against the psychopathic tsun or the loud genki in most media. Mostly because writing a romance subplot using a bitchdere is the easiest and cheapest way to develop a chemistry and sexual tension via drama.

>shy, busty girl with an obvious crush
This is one thing Kishimoto gets props for despite all the shit he pulled or even did wrong, including the execution of her winning once the excitement wears off.

>She was shilled as the main heroine and still managed to be useless.
Sakura saved Kankuro's life
She created an antidote to Sasori's poison
She played a keyrole in Sasori's defeat.
And just like that she achieved more than anyone not named Naruto/Sasuke/Shikamaru.

all of those were useless after the hidan fight. anyone not named Naruto or sasuke were there just die or get beaten so had that it would seem they died to give naruto an attack boost
their abilities meant fuck all the longer the manga got

>useless
>despite it being stated over and over in the manga that Orihime's power was one of the most useful powers to have at your disposal
>demonstrates it's usefulness countless times
Yeah, I'm guessing you're a seething whale.

Anyone without muh Bijuu, Sharingan or Six Paths would have been useless including her Gentle Fist shutting down using chakra altoggther just because of "hurr absorbs all justu" powercreep retardation now shut the fuck up, you rent free autistic faggot.

She's the last and only linchpin of Naruto's original theme: Hardwork allows the average to match (not beat) the geniuses (because geniuses can work hard too).
>sakura came from a no name clan was not exceptional in any way
>Ino was hotter. Tenten stronger. Hinata had family prestige. Tenmari had her beat in both.
>no infinite chakra monster, no magic eyes, no elite clans, no hokage daddy, no hokage tier family connections for free top tier senseis, Kakashi never gave a shit about training her, she had to ask and prove herself to Tsunade, no cursed seals, no talk-no-jutsu, no god bloodline, no reincarnated demi-god souls, etc. Bitch didn't even have a penis.
Yet she was strong enough to be there them in the final fight. And she got he man she wanted back from being a crazyed terrorist by using the while friendzoning ninja jesus with talk-no-jutsu and getting thots like Karin/Ino/everyfuckingwoman off Saskue's dick.
Now she's got it all: Managed to get Sasuke to marry her. Now she's got the prestige of the Uchiha name and gets to wear that cook fan on her clothing. Has her own Uchiha designer baby fro the 1st or 2nd strongest male. And lives off that sweet sweet Konoha welfare thanks to Naruto's hard work. Also has a way to keep herself looking young,

Compare that Rock "I didn't even get to fight Madara" Lee?

Sakura won it all with hard work.

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>given one of the most useful powers
>never uses it for anything of use

>Hardwork allows the average to match (not beat) the geniuses
This was never a theme

>all of those were useless after the hidan fight.
Jesus christ did you just skip the whole war?
>Ino relays the hokages orders to all the shinobis telepathically,
>Shikamaru Pretty much acts as the field tactician
>Choji helps in fighting against the gedo mazo
And even if they did nothing after Hidan, it's still better than doing nothing at all like Hinata.

>Anyone without muh Bijuu, Sharingan or Six Paths would have been useless
Was shikamaru useless against Hidan? Was sakura useless against Sasori? You dorealize that events happened prior to the war right?
Go back to fapping to your 1TB Hinata folder.

Reminder that sweet big titties only won in 2 of the big 3, they were just the exception, not the norm. Actually, and since 1972, it's the girl with small-to-average tits, great ass, hips and thighs, great physical condition, bad temper and either tsundere or genki behavior or both who win every time because of "muh shortcuts to develop a relationships going from strangers to mutual hostility to vitriolic best buds to lovers bc the author is a fucking sleazeball for things not named battling and friendship". Bonus points if said tsun/genki girl comes from a one shot pilot episode alongside MC and both of them met by "destiny" or "coincidence" unlike the childhood friend trope.

I'm a Rukiabro but Orihime healed the shit out of everybody. She was far from useless.

>Sasori
cringe
Jiraiya did way more against Pain and he fucking jobbed

As a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, Fuck you, good sir.

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Try actually reading it
>Reminder that sweet big titties only won in 2 of the big 3
desu there isn't a single flat woman in One Piece, so you can count it too

>shitty Zetsu clone and jobber reanimation "war"
>mattering
This is what Narutards with an irrational hatred for Hinata post like.

>t. seething whale

>Go back to fapping to your 1TB Hinata folder.
if anyone actually has a 1TB Hinata folder please post it somewhere so I can download it thanks

what ep is this from?

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>No argument
The average Hinatard IQ in full display

>muh Sasori 2v1
>cherrypicking with Hidan VS Kakuzu for Team Asuma's focus
>hurr u must be a waifufag
Kill yourself.

Trip on your own sword
Hinata did more standing up to Pain than Sakura ever did

its really not worse than Raikage though. If Hinata wasn't after Naruto's dick from day one it could be an OK pairing if you rewrite the manga so they interact with each other

anyone from squad 4 could heal too. Her power was made into a big deal cuz she supposedly can "reject reality"

when was the time she did any of that?

>shit fake dragged out war
>argument

>OP is a faggot
Name a worse trope.

>has the power to deny and revert the very state of reality
>unconsciously brings Ichigo back to life after certain death
What?