Meanwhile at the Yas Forumspartment

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The quarantine is making me rich.
All these stressed anons keep on coming for my services on the 69th floor.

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BLEACHCHAD PARTY!!! WHO BROUGHT THE BEERU???

bullshit, people aren't sharing chicks while being paranoid about social distancing

By me

Im serious user, THE NEXT FAGGOT THAT BREAKS THE COMMUNITY WASHING MACHINES BY USING THEM AS FIGURINE CLEANERS IS GOING TO GET A BULLET IN THE HEAD.

My 5 will make this apartment explode

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>remains unbothered and sleeps thru the noise

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SHUT THE FUCK UP SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING GODDAMIT

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Can the user on floor four please stop putting dick pics in other people's mailboxes

*COOF COOF* why, hello user. Would you let me come in?

HANASE! HANASE! KYAAAAAAAA! ONEGAI! ITAI!!! KYAAAAAAA! ITAIIII!!!

My 4 will make this apartment explode!

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I found a cunny, what do?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i want to go back to work, quarantene sucks. My next door neighbors apartment smells like cum and sweat trough the door and i think the guy above me killed himself.

If the rent wasnt so cheap id move asap.

>dick picks?
Hey user what do they look like, asking for a friend.

Everything is quiet because we are all being responsible and practicing social distancing.

MY 6. WILL MAKE. THIS APARTMENT. EXPLODE!

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Has anyone else notice the rotten smell coming out of apartment 666?

OH FUCK EVERYBODY EVACUATE THE BUILDING

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don't open

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I DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
KUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Like you get anything important in your mailbox anyways. What's one more piece of junk mail?

I swear I'll fucking knock down the wall of the fucker next door who keeps playing this goddamn Pururin song over and over

Oh thank god. I thought the penis going around was mine.
Uh could you fucking not

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Dear neighbor, stop messing with the elevator to perform the "elevator ritual" from that japanese urban legend that's supposed to send you to another world. It doesn't work. People need that elevator. Look at all those fucking stairs.

>junk mail
You think you're funny, don't you.

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Can whoever keeps carving /u/ into my door please stop.

HEY FAGS IT'S TIME TO PAY RENT
GIMME YOUR FUCKIN SHECKELS OR YOUR ASS IS OUTTA HERE

Anyone want some brownies? I got the recipe from /k/

The guy above me keeps watching hentai without headphones. I know you're here faggot so for fuck's sake, sauce on what you watched last night, please.

Who even came up with the name pururin? Is it supposed to be about a jelly girl?

Just got a pic of the new tenant that moved in on the first floor
He seems like a cool guy

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>touches the doorknob of the apartment

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Sorry mate, headphone wire broke.
F³: Frantic, Frustrated & Female

I sure hope he's not some psychopath or anything!

Seems like a hothead to me.

will killer queen give user coronavirus?

Why the fuck does he keep playing anime music every night?

Could you guys please stop blaring your porn on your speakers at max volume? I know you fuckers aren't getting laid.

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Remember to pour bleach through your kitchen and bathroom sinks ~

Bitch my fat ass can't climb that many stairs, this ain't Yas Forums. Just send a titty down or somethin.

>Use the elevator
And catch Corona-chan's AIDs? I'm already tryna get one STD, I don't need to collect 'em like Pokemon.

Thanks mate.
And no rush fixing those. O-of course I don't enjoy the idea of knowing my neighbour is masturbating and much less try to picture it but in these trying times it's understandable.

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damn he's hot

something smells like gasoline

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH MY LIFE FUCKING SUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't you think the building administrator is kind of strange? What does he even do?

can someone take care of my dog real quick

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*BANG WALL* SHUT THE FUCK UP

Which one of you fucks did this?youtube.com/watch?v=QQfXqKF6l24

If whoever lives next to me in 1488 doesn't turn down that fucking "Purupuru Pururin" song I swear to god I'm going to break down your door and kick your ass!

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Make me bitch

IM GONNA COOF

THAT'S IT!

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Embrace it.
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Coof all you fucking want, but if you try to step outside the barricade it's not going to be pretty.