JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Out of the the 7 finished parts I can say Stone Ocean has the most convoluted ending, and I think that means it’s naturally going to have people calling it the worst part.

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It's most like the part we're all going to pray for it to end fast
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What are you talking about? It's not that convoluted.

Better than your favorite part

We had to get through that ending in order to have part 7. Sometimes you gotta endure the rain to see the rainbow.

Jolyne is still the GOAT though

Jolyne is gonna make us all her simp cucky boys.

part 7 began before part 6 ended

What would Jolyne do if she saw a horse cock.

imagine being a grain of sand sitting on a beach for millions of years, getting pissed and shit on by kids and dogs, stepped on by fat people and occasionally getting to be part of a sand castle only for the dumb kid to give up halfway through
then imagine today, your 400 millionth miserable day on this planet, when the beautiful, cute, wonderful and perfect Jolyne walks up to you and, in a moment of senedipity that will never be duplicated on the endless spectrum of time, she lifts her soft, tiny foot and brings it down on you, her tender instep rubbing all over you. she pivots her foot slightly and you move up, nestling between two of her precious little Jolyne toes. She wiggles them intensely but you’re wet and sticking to the crook between her big toe and her foot’s left ball. She even stomps on you a couple of times, but you’re stuck on. Finally, she walks up to the edge of the water and shakes her foot in it, dislodging you into the ocean. It only lasted a few minutes, but it was your entire life
you don’t know why a just and loving god would elect to make you a sentient, voiceless piece of sand for so many millions of years, to be peed and pooped on and trod upon by fat and old and ugly people and with nobody to ever know your pain. Then, for five glorious minutes, perfect little Jolyne makes you a part of her perfect little foot, and justifies everything up to that point and everything to come. You were one with Jolyne’s foot. Everything after that is playing with house money

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Battle Tendency is the worst part
Jojolion is the best part
AMENO AMENO

BHP

I don't hate the end, but everything leading up to it.

Part 6 is my favourite. People will hate it because most people follow the trends and herd. Not trying to be contrarian, I heard so much hate for part 6 that when I finally read it I didn't understand the hate. The final arc/s at the space center are GOAT tier though, which might be tipping my love for part 6.

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>Those colours

Why?

A parallel universe where the green baby is tomato baby.

>he didn’t grow up with cabbage patch kids

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T SELL DRUGS YOU PEOPLE ARE EVILLLL YOU NEED TO HAVE MORALS LIKE US WE ARE HEROESS
>Okay gang let's go and collect some protection money or something

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>Racketeering and scamming businesses
>This is fine

>Stealing from hard working people
>This is fine

>Prostitution and human trafficking
>This is fine

>Assassination squads (Mista being one)
>This is fine

>Harbouring all manner of criminals and outcasts
>This is fine

>Corrupting police and officials, perverting the law
>This is fine

>Torture and murder
>This is fine

>Sell drugs
>Fine I gue- wait, is that a kid being sold drugs? That's it Diavolo, time to die forever
>We're such good guys who even go to heaven and I'm Jesus right because Dio is Italian for God except Jesus never stole from people or aspired to join a criminal network of murderers, prostitutes and more

Absolutely based

Cringe cuck

Thanks user, that brought tears to my eyes

Only for Jolyne. Stay mad

DUDE WEED LOL

This and only this.

Cringe and only cringe.

Ampharos

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If you weren't a virgin you wouldn't have so much time to kink shame, stupid niggerfaggot

Based Jolyne making incels and fags seethe

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Cringe duo.

Not really. It’s just one giant call back to foofighters and her talk about the “real me” and the memories it had. Fate is a tricky thing and despite making a black priest breathe too hard he’d die. Emporio still can’t go back, it’s bittersweet and makes you remember about memories and the time you shared with your friends. Their fates are still intertwined but there is no pucci now in Florida so it’s somewhat happy. I’ll miss jolyne though

Diamond is Unbreakable is objectively the best part
Change my mind

Protip: you can't

Part 4 was happier and a nice change of pace but part 7 is the best part

>Josuke is the worst Jojo of all
>his friends are all insufferable as fuck
>Jotaro does basically nothing and only exists to make us wonder about the laws of physics with his hat
>everything is super asspully and doesn't feel earned at all compared to the rest of the series
>people act retarded all of the time for the plot to work so the resolution isn't satisfying
>meanders around for 30 episodes before it deals with the main villain
>main villain isn't interesting at all either
>the resolution doesn't even involve stands but just outright magic or some shit with no explanation
I could go on

You forgot the most important one.

>This one stranger (Josuke) just happened to have the exact same body type as Josuke (himself) and just happened to walk around in a very similar school uniform in the middle of the night in a blizzard and just happened to completely disappear off the face of the earth after he (Josuke) helped Josuke's (his) mom

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The world doesn't revolve around the JoJo family except when it does.

The Rohan OVAs that just came out were great! "The Run" might be the best adaptation thus far relative to capturing the Araki Essence™, both in terms of storytelling and visuals.

give link please

What do you guys think of the new JJL issue?
I can't believe what just happened and I think I like Joshu now if he did what I think he did

Not sure if I'm just a brainlet secondary here, but I find a lot of part 6 fights hard to follow. Some of the stand powers are weird and it's hard for me to follow the action. Looking forward to watching it like a casual whenever it gets animated.

I had to skip ahead for a few fights in part 6 they just dragged on forever

I wonder who's gonna replace Sawashiro as Jolyne

koichi is the worst character in jojo
>HUUWHHAAAAT? MY STAND DIED! oh nvm i just gained a new ability that helps me for this specific situation because i grew as a person despite being the same whiny faggot i've always been
one of the most infuriating things about koichi is that the few times he actually suffers - he gains something from it
tamami tries taking over your house? you unlock a stand he becomes your slave
yukako kidnaps you? your stand evolves and you just fall in love with her anyway
rohan uses you? he becomes one of your best friends and respects you greatly
kira fucks you up? your stand evolves, you get the pleasure of chewing out a serial killer, and you get jotaros respect on top of all of the killers info
josukes grandpa and friend was killed, okuyasu was abused by his family for years,and jotaro went through part 3. those experiences toughened them up but were cruel. all of koichis "suffering" benefits him in undeserving ways
for some reason, every character fucking loves him. apparently characters like rohan, jotaro, and tamami are willing to suck koichis dick because he's noble and brave? despite other characters being even more brave and have gone through more shit. it's like araki only wrote him in so small pathetic retards have someone to relate to and think "wow hes just like me so im good enough to gain a stand." he lives an incredible life and we're supposed to admire him or feel like he deserves it because he was forced into a few bad situations and the power of plot gave him new abilities to take advantage of. dude literally has THREE stands. there are characters in jojo that are impossible to like such as j geil, but at least we get to see him tortured and killed. its no coincidence that one of if not the greatest arc in part 4, sheer heart attack, is the one where koichi gets the shit kicked out of him and his convenient as fuck ability can't help him.

What is so good about part 7?
I mean, yes, it has interesting things, but it dont have jotaro. I mean, bro, jotaro aint there, he doesn't exists in that arc, Jotaro is dead as we know him, Jotaro was miss in action, dissapeared like argies in their last dictatorship, like Maradona's smartness, like american oldmans in the next few years, like wars since the world war two and the foundation of the UN, like all that, he just dissapeared. And without Jotaro, things just can get worse.

>>Josuke is the worst Jojo of all
>>his friends are all insufferable as fuck

I read stories, not characters. But I agree, Josuke is shit.


>>Jotaro does basically nothing and only exists to make us wonder about the laws of physics with his hat

False. Jotaro has the best fucking moments he has in the whole series in this fucking arc.

>>everything is super asspully and doesn't feel earned at all compared to the rest of the series
I dont get this. Would you mind explaining it a little bit?

>>people act retarded all of the time for the plot to work so the resolution isn't satisfying

For example?

>>meanders around for 30 episodes before it deals with the main villain

And that is a problem in a manga that does exactly that the whole time till the last 10 chapters of the arc, when the villain becomes relevant because... Well, because... because you say it?
The only relevant exception is Joseph's arc, which I consider as good as diamond, or better. xD
The first 30 chaps are shit compared to the rest of the arc, I won't refuse that, too.

>>main villain isn't interesting at all either

Just like in all the fucking parts of the manga. Kira is the most interesting villain of jojo, dont say bullshit.

>>the resolution doesn't even involve stands but just outright magic or some shit with no explanation
The resolution involve Jotaro hitting the villain, the best resolution somebody can ask for.

This is irrefutable. Koichi is shit. xD

Why can't she reprise her voice as Jolyne? Am I missing something?

how kira knew he could change his face at cinderella's

Because shit writing.

Literally none of the seiyuu from the games reprised their roles

The only part where 4 does anything actually interesting is Kira failing to adjust to a normal life. Rest is just dozens of volumes with the worst stand battles in the series

Huh, didn't know that. I never played any of the games.

She would have to audition and who knows if she wants to come back to voice her in the anime.

nyaa.si

Kobayashi Yuu

Shoko Nakagawa so that she can live out her fantasy of calling Jotaro her "Daddy".

Stone ocean is my least favorite part but the ending is unironically amazing and is definitely my favorite ending for any part. If you want a convoluted ending look at part 5, I read it multiple times and watched the anime and I still have no idea what the fuck was going on

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>SS
4,5
>S
3,1
>B
2, 7, 6

Really?

Stone Ocean is really shit. I tried reading it and I couldn't even get past Goo Goo Dolls

You can skip it anyway.