Why won't you NEETs just fuck already!

That's an interesting theory.

WELL, ARE YOU A FEMALE NEET user?! ARE YOU?

Shaft? SZS character designer?

lurk a million more years before posting

*tips pipe*

no. just knock up the first girl that lets you stick it in

Check the manga, nearly all the characters from SZS are there (With different names), Abiru, Kitsu, Matoi, komori...
Even the brothers
Btw, the autor is the same as in SZS

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not worth

I'd rather not have a daughter.

She might grow up to fuck a NEET.

Thought so, the design is unmistakable.

>memory of birth of your daughter is ruined by the reminder of your embarassing manga
zetsubou

I'm devoted to 2D, like everyone else here should be
This is another valid reason.

I'm gay

I'd rather have a sister desu

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Wholesome thread

just fuck a really manly woman

>not using a surrogate

Can I fuck my daughter?

Because I want a wife who will be okay with me fucking my daughter too. And hopefully join in.

I've wanted to become a father for a long time but it never changed the fact that I am repulsed by the people around me.

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So, where do I find a wife?

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right here user

I'm a wizard.

>oh hey, lets bring an innocent person into this shit world

nope

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Your imouto appears to have static on her cheeks

>Don't you want a cute daughter?

But what if I get a son?

Over-zealous head patting created a massive field of static

Then make him your cute daughter.

Life isn't as colorful and simple as anime. You get to skip over a lot of real-world nonsense in anime that makes you want to die.

cute and funny

Im shitty person and i dont want to ruin someones else life

Not SHAFT, but you wouldn't notice.I guess they've either been taking notes or Kumeta's style only really allows for certain styles of direction.

>no aimlessly looking at random angles while in the darkness
>no attempts at getting taller
>no head tilting
fucking dropped

Entering a romantic relationship with somebody is a shitty proposition today.

Also

no way dude, that's way too much effort

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have you tried going outside?

it's quarantine though

...

guess your fucked then

This

I'm fine with getting a girlfriend (Assuming I can, top kek), but bringing a child into this fucked world? AHAHAHA no. For Christ's sake, it's already bad enough that I have to suffer just because two people I didn't know fucked in the 90s. Why would I want to bring my nonexistent son or daughter into this bullshit too?

i wouldn't be surprised if some chink bitch in a lab coat made covid19
you better be joking if you want an user or otherwise to potentially dick someone like that

I don't know how to talk to women, god damn it!

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Bringing another conscious being into this world is the most evil act you can commit, don't perpetuate the cycle of suffering.

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[/spoiler]Did they just spoil the ending in the opening?[/spoiler]

What a fag

Because kids are annoying and dirty in real life.

Agreed. People like to say being parents is selfless since you have to sacrifice your all for the kids. But I see it as egotism as the kid doesn't exactly have a say on being born in the first place. You are the one who are determined you can give them a good life, they don't get to say shit. Fuck that noise.

based

Oh yeah, go fuck while a pandemic is happening, sounds like a great idea.
Retard.

Describe parenthood in a single word, you old coots

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suffering

Women are the only thing I'm truly afraid of

Incest.

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