She's an alcoholic loser bitch

She's an alcoholic loser bitch

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Relatable

Why does she have an EVA’s torso?

89% perfect

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Just like me

and she is hotter than you

I fail to see the problem.

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"Let me make sure I'm getting all this," Shinji began. "You're having me move in with the 'older woman' who sent me a picture of herself in revealing clothing with an arrow pointing at her tits?"
Gendo smiled evilly. "Yes and she can't clean or cook to save her life."
"So I can just order takeout and don't have to bother with chores much either?" Shinji asked.
"Yes and I should mention she has a bit of a drinking problem as well," Gendo added with a smile.
"So a rather experienced older woman with loose morals and gets drunk all the time?
"Precisely."
"You did remember my birthday," Shinji cried out in joy. "I'm sorry I doubted you."

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he will get aids from her

She's my alcoholic loser bitch

So you correctly observed and watched the show. Good on you user.

Is she fighting evil by moonlight?

She has an amazing rack. Too bad she'll never be as perfect as best girl.

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She also likes to listen to shitty music

I'd eat her ass

WHO LIKES TO LISTEN TO SHITTY MUSIC

Kaworu

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BASED

Are these corona stats

At least she would let you fuck her

Shinji does, whatever he had on that tape sounded like 80s trash

she's just a normie

Aren't we all?

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Everyone here’s a loser, but most are under 21.

>loser
Bro she's literally in charge of trillions of dollars of infrastructure and humanity's efforts against an extra super magical alien threat. Literally has the power to seize space shuttles/entire national grids/nuclear strikes.

If only anno had the balls to make her and shinji fuck in the rebuilds

Considering she's a major at 29, she's actually quite the over-achiever

Amazed, that it took so long

I mean, you're both correct, which is the really remarkable part.

And winning love by daylight.

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Based and Adampilled

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I don't think we're supposed to like any of them

what was the music she was listening to?

fuck you zoomer with your effeminate zoomer rap.

Asuka ruined a generation of tsunderes

SHE DRINKS AND SMOKES AND TOKES AND CHOKES ON DIIIIIIIIICK

>waiting for 21

But I thought zoomer love the 80s

Dunno. She has a stack of CDs, she gives enough of a shit to have that stereo, and she never plays anything. Even in her car she's only ever listening to oddly prescient talk radio. She never takes her skateboard out, either.

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she heads a project that is pretty much the single most important militarily to an entire country... she's a loser?

she's important as fuck actually

The music on Shinji's SDAT are actually songs from the Ys JRPG series, sung by Misato's seiyuu Kotono Mitsuishi. I don't think there's any significance to this other than it being an "easter egg" of sorts.

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That's the most common two tracks he's listening to, also on his mixtape are Masami Okui and one of his own show's versions of Fly Me to the Moon. Lots of jpop with encouraging female vocals when he's sick of people and wants to sit in the dark, because of course it is.

SHE IS FOURTEEN

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“But of course, son. You must become as experienced in fucking older women as me someday.”
*the ghost of Ristuko’s mom screeches in the distance*

He still has one more movie, and now he’s pushed Misato into full-on milf territory age-wise.

Based

Watch RahXephon
It's going to be Asuka/Shinji if anything

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What would be NERV's protocol for grooming?

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>Baka Shinji, it's time for your AT Field flattening
>Y-Yes my Queen

I HAVE to fuck Asuka!

Yes. Most people don't notice this for some reason.

Also considering she's 5'3 and in such a position of power

Just my type.

But that's illegal

>5’3”
IMAGINE

How did Gendo manage to only hire emotionally damaged individuals to run his top secret world saving organization?

hi there Asuka fag
you behave just like the violent angry bitch you like

Because that's the kind of pilots he needed to pull off the real plan, which was never saving the world.

That doesn't explain Misato, Ritsuko, and Fuyutsuki though

That's the people attracted to a necessarily dirty, secretive op like Nerv, or they get that way as a consequence of what Nerv is really working with and what it needs to do to support that. Remember Ritsuko started out just wanting to work at the same place as her mom so she could see her more than annually, she got sullied.

>some random fanart
you might as well have imagined it, what's the point

can you link the rest of his tracks please. Thanks.

She's my waifu. Also how can you call someone who lives with PenPen a loser?

Some of us aren't Americans

>Implying it wasn't Ritsuko

>Misato
I need a ops chief so hungry for vengence that she'll never question sending children out to fight monsters
>Ritsuko
I need to keep someone happy to keep the Magi running now that the old hag has been put to other uses.
>Fuyutsuki
I need another competent person willing to do whatever it takes to get to see Yui again.