This cannot be happening I took all the necessary precautions
>wore mask
>hid and didn’t reply to sick posters
>drank plenty of milk and had my daily apple
but I still got infected. This is not fare.
This cannot be happening I took all the necessary precautions
Ayden Myers
Carter Richardson
Dumb Goddess, that wasn't milk.
Angel Reed
lol what a fag I fucked lolis without protection in the mean time and I'm fine feels great to have an Aryan immune system
Benjamin Cook
>apple
I found your problem
Brandon Mitchell
It might have been milk flavored liquor but still THIS ISNT FARE!
Asher Wood
Stupid foolish debiru poster
Anthony Scott
God i want Aqua to milk my cock til i die then resurrect me then repeat for eternity
Leo Bell
cough
Sebastian Brooks
Aqua deserves her fate
Jackson Turner
Same
Xavier Cook
top kek
Evan Lewis
>Aqua
You deserved it.
William Lewis
>No more konosuba
>no more Aqua
I will continue to post my goddess even if the series has been killed
Hunter Mitchell
You forgot to buy 14 packs of toilet paper.
Jayden Martinez
ITODDLERS BTF- wait this isn't /g/
guess I missed a turn back there user
Nathaniel Perez
Any last words soon to be goner anons?
Jason Davis
See you later, cough.
James Edwards
I'll pray for you
Christian Taylor
Alright, this take on on the elf bitch version is pretty clever.
Also, Aqua-sama is the most beautiful damegami in the universe.
Ryder Nelson
Might as well coof on as many people as possible while you still have the chance.
Jonathan Myers
*COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF*
David Allen
How can one guy be so damn correct and based?
Impressive very nice
Coof COOF!
Hunter Cox
>last words
I left all that porn that Yabuki sent me, all of it, under the big 'W'.
Blake Parker
USELESS
James Gonzalez
See you space cowboy!
Based praying user
Brayden Wilson
user have you checked your self out?
Evan Adams
Wtf is this real?
Josiah Ortiz
Did you have any bat soup?
John Anderson
I died how i lived loving and jerking off to my goddess Aqua
Asher Rivera
Fear not! If you are indeed a true believer and member of the cult of axis, your soul will be spared! Probably. The cure is not a hoax! I've seen it with my own eyes! Praise Aqua! The great boozeguzler!
Chase Robinson
I will end this day as a safe man
Dylan Gomez
fools
Jordan Lee
>tfw tried to get infected all day but couldn't
Im the yunyun of Yas Forums
Caleb Evans
AQUASHITTERS KNEEL TO THE CLEAN AND IMMUNE MEGUMINCHADS
Nathaniel Moore
I still have time, r-right?
Austin Peterson
You should have worked out as well
Brandon Peterson
haha
Andrew Martin
Just a bit
Jack Edwards
I feel you
Leo Mitchell
Coof
Connor Moore
>he didn't receive Aqua-sama's immunity blessing
Your faith is not strong enough.
Jackson Barnes
>highly infectious disease
Sebastian Phillips
You just don't have what it takes.
Hudson Walker
faggot
Hunter Collins
The A in Aqua stands for anal
Connor Cooper
Don't mind me, I just need to get reinfected from you
Easton Jackson
>tfw cant even get sick and die right
Lincoln Lee
>[CROSSBOARDER DETECTED] *BEEEP* *BEEEP* *BEEEP* [CROSSBOARDER DETECTED]
[Please evacuate Yas Forums into the isolation pods for your safety.]
Brandon Carter
>This cannot be happening I took all the necessary precautions
Dumbass goddess
Parker Kelly
Here scooch over so I can *COOF COOF* on you
Would muscles make aqua a better goddess?
Meguwho? Seriously I have never heard of that flat chested failure of a arch wizard IN MY LIFE!
Jackson Miller
>infected
>ever
LMAO
John Rodriguez
Get coofed on, bitch.
Christopher Barnes
>getting infected
pray to aqua-sama and you might still have a chance
Isaiah Myers
ouch lol
Hunter Martinez
>Spending time with my girlfriend,her name is Akarin
Henry Cook
OH SHIT
ITS HAPPENING
GET IN THE POD WITH ME I PROMISE I'M NOT INFECTED
*coof*
Ayden Hill
Dumb Goddess
Elijah Lewis
Checking to see if reinfected
Daniel Roberts
It's either totally random, or passed between posts that literally neighbor each other within the thread regardless of replies. Although it does appear to clear up if you stop posting for a long time, and then come back when you resume.
Connor Murphy
ha
Julian Bennett
>Tfw got infected by my anime gf bodypillow from a factory in wuhan
Juan Anderson
Wrong. I just came back and it sent something like this:
>get infected yesterday
>post something early today and find out I'm cured and immune
>couple hours pass and I'm starting to get infected
>couple other hours pass, and I'm like this