MAXIMUM THE DANGER THREAD

Spread your little pink asshole for my pulsing green cock, I will fill you up with my pozzed cream~~
You too, come get a share~

*COOF*

Here you go, now get GREEN'd.

I still don't glow at all, this virus is a nothingburger.

we all do

Infect me, daddy.

sorry I dont speak Chinese

Too late, not even talking about you mongrel. But you can have a turn in my bussy after I'm done with him.

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you are infected

EVERYONE! GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY! PLEASE!

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Prove to me I'm not immune, you know what to do...

Muy bien

Spread your asshole for me~

Anons, we welcome you to the world of Wired.

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just look at your name, you are infected

So how long should infection be taking? I wanna be green and pozz faggots.

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coof on me plz

*coof*

Embrace me, Corona-chan!

ty infectedchad

Go to the sticky thread and absolutely mass reply every glownigger.

give it a bit, lick some doorknobs

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You cannot get me, i am immune

infect meee~~~~ >///

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Really now? I am gonna coof all over you bitch.

heh...nothing personnel k*COOF COOF*

Corona please end me

boop

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Coofer coofer motherfucker.

you wouldn't dare

Maybe in 2 weeks I'll feel her loving embrace.

I hate being green

Just kill me already

COOFCOOFCOOFCOOFCOOFCOOFCOOFCOOFCOOFCOOF
SASUGA KRAUSER-SAMA

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just woke up, wtf is going on?

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have a hug user

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Everything is under control. Just don't reply to people with corrupted names, we will be fine and survive this uninfected.

Infected people coof over normal people.

I wouldn't worry about it

Shitty April fools joke. Replying to people with the green gives you the green. The green slowly gets greener then nothing happens afterwards because Hiroshimoot didn't think that far ahead.

NOOO MY HEALTH STOP

>nothing happens afterwords
yet

Infect me more kudaplease!

it'll all be over soon dont worry about it

How does my warm, green cum gushing out of your sore assholes feel like~~?
See you in one or two hours once your incubation period is over~!

Here you go user, at least I can help you before I die

*Maximize

you dumb ESL

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Do you really think gookmoot would be smart enough to have an actually fun April fools joke. Especially nowadays?
You have to be 18 or older to post on Yas Forums.

I want corona-chan's cunny to coof on me

ever seen a solid green coofpost? that's right, you haven't, because they all get banned

Apparently if people report a nuclear user for off-topic posting you get permabanned from all boards, but:
1-People can freely change their IP
2-Who the fuck is going to report them? Aside from underagefaggots
Hiroshimoot didn't think this at all, if nothing changes by midday everything will get back to normal, just with a shiny green glow.

...You want her to queef on you?

>nothing happens afterwards
I really hope they stuff all of you disease bags into a single containment board. would be my first choice.

I found patient 0!

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swooosh

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