THIS IS A NO INFECTION ZONE

Only anons who haven't been infected yet can post ITT.

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Okay

Oh hey guys, don't mind me, completely unexposed user right here.

I see this thread going places, unlike most of us

Prove it.

I hate April fools so much.

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COUGH COUGH COUGH

Ok

Blueniggers where you at

Still no Kung Flu for me.

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thank god i found this place, fellow healthy chads

I'm here

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I-it's okay if I join, right?

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Wanna bet?

Healthy life best life

Get out.

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I want to rape those hand puppets in front of her eyes

Post tiddies

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No

Make me

Looks like it's time to take you anons to the crematori-Hospital, to get your treatment...

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Immune user reporting in, immune system is too strong for these fags

Coofers get out!

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Wanna bat?

Okay.

Can't infect me

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Looks like Toga

coof

Am I infected?

not yet....
coof

Well this is going well so far

Okay

>Board level infestion : High
PANIC

we're gonna make it bros

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shitting myself if i get infected bros
I would then be double infected

*COUGH* *COUGH*

it's too late

Are infection-free threads just a roundabout way for infection-free people to get (You)s?

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I post with a mask so Im protected

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Satania's golden juice will be the cure for corona

We're all gonna die...

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>Imagine being infected

here you go

yes do not respond to them

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A-user, you don't look too good...

Jannies are starting to fuck up my anonymoose, chill out.

Can we do an infection chain?

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I'm still okay I think

AH

I refreshed, you're right. For now...

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oh no, it didn't help, she didn't cover her cunny hole

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I hope so

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coof coof

Yes. Make sure to only reply to green posters.

it's fine lads I am immune to this

whatever you say chief

That's what they all say...

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Thank goodness.

Fapping is the only way to prevent getting infected!, so post your favorite stuff

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Yeah, I think I'm immune too.

I think I am fine

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Hello.

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So, the more you post the more you get infected? Is this how it works?
My posts have been all clean so far.

Hi~

The power of loli feet will protect me from the virus

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Risking my life with this reply.

Based

>Have to take a plane this weekend
Pls no infect!

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is this the end of Yas Forums as we know it?

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How do we keep the infected anons out of this thread?

Holy shit, why do you even need an assault rifle? Is it scarier than a pistol?

please cough on me

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Haven't given or gotten a (you) yet

>tfw my snot is coming out green in real life
I guess I'll have to wait some more

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By delivering multiple gunshots through their head.

@201004300
Here (You) go.

*coof*
live free

No, you have to reply to someone already infected or get (You)'s from infected anons.

Might have to use it on myself in a moment, though.

I only need to coof, fully automatic with 120% fatality rate
*coof on you*
IM COOFING

No. Be healthy, user.

It's just influenza, bro. We will make it together.

Reporting in

Oh, thank god. We are finally safe.

Just a flu, believe me.

Yeah, it's just the flu, guys!

*coof*

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When will things get better guys?

I see. Thanks

I think I'm immune. How do you even get infected anyway?

np

It's too late
I'm infecting all lolis known to man

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never

How do I protect myself?

Good thing I have this suit.

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None are safe

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Such rude behavior ... I think you need more discipline, perhaps torn out nails on your hands will teach you good manners.

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the only way to protect yourself is from cooming

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I will be the only survivor, the one who will reproduce with qt3.14s to repopulate the planet Earth.

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stay safe anons! Lots of greenfags out and about! *coff*

user... you've been infected too

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imagine the smell

*sneezes*

I'm very healthy due to my daily aidoru exercise.

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W-what if this virus will turn us all into lolis?

if this is porn, sauce?

Nooooo don't give me (You)s

if anyoen here got balls send hentai

*coff*

maybe after we die, we'll be reincarnated as little girls

again?

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STOP REPLYING TO INFECTEDFAGS.
WASH YOUR POSTS.

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ok, coomer

???