PSA: DO NOT REPLY TO PEOPLE DIRECTLY! THIS IS HOW THE VIRUS SPREADS!

PSA: DO NOT REPLY TO PEOPLE DIRECTLY! THIS IS HOW THE VIRUS SPREADS!

PLEASE PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING BY ONLY REPLYING WITH AN @, NOT >>

TOGETHER WE CAN FLATTEN THE CURVE

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You're not helping when you post that image.

nonsense, the virus is just a Yas Forums hoax made to fearmonger, everyone knows that

NO

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it's a nothing/v/urger

shut up bitch or ill cough on you

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Please feed me

Guys we can flatten the curve just keep your distance

Make me

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Shutup commie!

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I hope to spread the will of the plague father.

You mean like this?

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HUG ME ANONS

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Coof
I Want your viral load inside me!

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Im immune

@200994430
@200994451
@200994493
@200994508
@200994530
@200994558
@200994560
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

WHY DO YOU WANT THIS TO SPREAD? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NEETS DOESN'T MEAN NORMAL PEOPLE AREN'T SUFFERING

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Fake news desu

what does the green mean

how can you be *coff* sure *coof*

Open up your hate and let it flow into me

I don't believe you.

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Look and laugh at the loser

TAKE MY POWER!

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YOU CANT MAKE ME BE SMART
BURGERS RISE UPPPPPP

Lol nobody is inmune!

Fine, you asked for it

it is time

Oh no!

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Thank you brother

Yo.

>No one will find us in here Akko, now take off your clothes...

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Yo, Angelo

How do I know they're infected user?

ROLLING TO GET POZZED

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This is all I can part with, I hope it can sustain you

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Look at your name

>200994322
All users have an infection severity starting at zero.
All infection oppertunities are based on RNG.
Every post you make has an oppertunity to increase your severity based on the board infection level.
Replying to users who have fucked up names may cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting of select meme buzzwords may cause your infection severity to go up.
Being relplied to by users already showing biohazard symbols may cause your infection severity to go up.
Any post made by a person with a biohazard symbol will make the Board's infection level go up.
Biohazard posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.
It's up to Jannies and mods to perform quarantines so we're likely all fucked.

I need some. Gimme!

@200994801
@200994819
@200994869
@200994932
@200994954
@200995005
I see, if this is what it comes to then we have no choice but to use the final solution...

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lies. Im fine, its just a flu.

>flatten
Nah, I say thiccen.

I think I might be immune but I'm rolling the dice. coronacucks give me (you)s

gimme the 9

COME GET SOME

wew

Rolling to get blessed

Haha...You wish.

TAKE MY HAND CORONA CHAN

coof on me

STAY IN DOORS! ANONS SEEN LEAVING THE CONTAINMENT WILL BE SHOT!

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give me your green

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Lol, you ain't

I want it all

GET

Don't @ me

give me quads.

LMAO

*cough* Thanks.

COOF COOF COOF

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NOOOOOOOO

How am I supposed to distance myself from all my friends user? It's all too tiresome.

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>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
>WHY DO YOU WANT THIS TO SPREAD? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NEETS DOESN'T MEAN NORMAL PEOPLE AREN'T SUFFERING

GOOD! EVERYONE SHOULD JUST FUCKING DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Give me your filth.

GREEEEEENED

Can you get double infected?

FATHER NURGLE BLESSES YOU, MY SON

You're not the boss of me now

@200995709
that's not very nice :(

I tried to run, but every board I went to was already infected. its too late.

we're DOOOOMED

@200994322
user... look...

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rolling for hand holding

Yes, you get greener and greener

>200994322
Don’t tell me what to do, bitch

BECAUSE ITS FUN

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Hello

Rolling

Let me ascend bros, I want some of that NS5 goodness

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I dare you bat niggers to reply to me. I will end your shit

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cough

*Coof*

no you cucks

Time to die

Oh I dont mind to get pegged!

We are all going to....

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IT WILL SPREAD REGARDLESS.
ACCEPT PAPA NURGLE

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GIVE IT TO ME

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GREEN GANG RISE UP!

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pozzed

Nice dubs

But user, I'm already infected.

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Immune here

coof

Hoy bases

*COOF*

Alright then it's hunting season on stinky NEETs

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Nice trips Itachi-dono

you said something?

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Infect me corona chan

@200994322

K, Keep me posted!

reply to this post directly or i'll coof on you're mum tonight

infect me uwu

Take me I am ready

*shits, pisses, and coofs*

user it's people that reply to you.

Fuck you

UUUGGGHHHH FUCK

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*coof*

Based

Submit to green.

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Oh I’m clean lol

rol

Naruto was an underrated anime.

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give me the 1

>world can't even social distance when we're literally thousands of kilometres away from each other

It's true, Corona-chan really will infect the entire Earth

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