It has just been proven that not only do 95% of all Coronavirus infections come from Pepe and Wojak posters, but 99% of all Coronavirus infections can be cured thanks to numbers. You can see this for yourself here if you don't believe me:
With that being said, Yas Forums has already been MASSIVELY infected thanks to STUPID crossboarding frogposters and wojakposters. Therefore, if you want to feel clear and well again, post in this thread, and all your woes will be frozen and shattered!
Please cure
Oh my gosh! My post was once green and my name was infected, my now only my name is infected! The cure is working!!
Thank you fairy!
Thank you Cirno!
heal this
Please Cirno please! I don't want to have a green post anymore!
pls cirno
It worked!
cure me pls
HELP ME BRO
BASED BAKA
animes are for children
Please heal me チルノたん
Eat bat soup to be safe.
pls heal me doc
God is protecting me, watch and observe.
I have replied to all of you and I'm still not sick
*inhales deeply*
Imagine the smell!
I haven't posted any pepes or wojaks but I got infected. What happened?
>animes
Weak bait
But if I'm cured, will I also be absolved of any crimes I committed while I thought I was going to die? This is very important.
܂Please, OP.
God has given me immunity to this virus, even you can't infect me
PLEASE LET CIRNO HEAL ME. THE NUMBERS GIVE ME STRENGTH.
keep me safe cirno
Why would I want to infect you?
DO IT FAGGOT I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU
THREE
I'm fucking dead bros.
Why am I not surprised Yas Forums is turning what is supposed to be a fun panic into being about their crossboarder boogeyman
Ok
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's too far gone.
Good thing pass users are immune
i don't want to die
written like a crossboarder Yas Forumsirus
܂I'm not cured yet...
Worry not
It's just a flu, user
Can't give Coronavirus to someone who's functionally dead.
god help us all
I've seen you on a lot of threads now. I feel like you're trying to get people to infect you just to see how far you can push it, or something
Stop hogging all the trips, Satan! Do you WANT me to die?!
No but apparently it's all over for you
I'm just proving my immunity user, I'm untouchable during this crisis.
I had to be sure so I tested it
I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GHETTO. SAY SOME DEEP SHIT AT MY FUNERAL PLZ
ok
Tough shit, pussy. You'll either get the chinese flu or die of starvation/ash inhalation when yellowstone erupts.
10 posts and still no symptoms. Am I BASADO
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
save us cirno
>p to be safe.
whoa
you time will come to be purged
maybe
Cure me like you did this guy please.
Do you have a Yas Forums pass? I heard they don't get infected.
Cure me chirno chan
GET THE FUCK AWAY GREEN user
Based baka.
Reminder that this is all Yas Forums's fault
My post isn't becoming blue. I'll feed you to a frog, you little insect
I think that's a myth
get rekt non-pass user
When you all die of the virus, can I have your stuff?
Please cure me
He’s right
There's just one more thing I must d-
she's cute
are you okay?
>minimal
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>New Cases in the Past Hour: 1718 — Board Infection Level: Minimal
I think we're doing pretty fine
>we
:^)
I'd like a cure. I didn't even do anything wrong. Just replied to myself
Please cure Eirin doesn't have a cure
NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED
JUST A FLU
T st
I don't think I've even been infected yet but let's find out.
You're super green dude
Please cure me
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*