Attention fellow Yas Forumsnons. Patient zero is from Yas Forums. I repeat: patient zero is from Yas Forums

Attention fellow Yas Forumsnons. Patient zero is from Yas Forums. I repeat: patient zero is from Yas Forums.

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COUGH ON Yas Forums

>Yas Forums infecting Yas Forums and sending everyone into a shitfit
like pottery

Only none infected may post here.

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*Cough cough*

That's Maple!

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That's why we call them Yas Forumsermin.

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200986397
200986309
NO ESCAPE

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I need a suit, any anons got a spare?

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Dozo

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No worry. We are all immune chad here in Yas Forums

Ignore unprotected posters.

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This April fool is kind of lame desu

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Another year on Yas Forums, another april fools where it becomes impossible to post or discuss anything because everyone is spamming the new gimmick.

am i okay?

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>discussing things on Yas Forums
user I...

as expected

So how is the disease spread?
Replying to infected posters or posting in infected threads?

Probably replying to infected but how can you tell if someone has it?

arigatou

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Yes yes what a fucking shame open wide faggot lemme poz you for this shitty post

Corrupted name or green border

I DIDN'T GET TO PUT MY SUIT ON YET

ABANDON THREAD
DO NOT REPLY TO CARRIER POSTERS

Yas Forumsermin
>humans
Lel

ALL OFF ALL OFF HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bad post

Bros... I think I caught ligma... What do I do...

Is buying a pass the only way out of this hell?

Sucks to be (Dead)

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Guys... I don't feel good...

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or changing your ip

Die for you clearly aren't part of immunity master race.

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You won't be for long either user!

Where are my coughchads at?

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I dislike it because it takes away the comfort I find in routine.
I can't blame people for trying to have fun.

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Someone back Yas Forums servers and BRING DOWN Yas Forums
we have to call it the Yas Forums flu so people are reminded where it came from
Aka... the Yas ForumsIRUS

SPREAD THE WORD

your cure will be a bullet.

>discussing things on Yas Forums
user, you're embarrassing yourself

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Rename to Yas Forumsuhan when

I just came back from Yas Forums guys, I'm scared

Nooo I don't to die yet...
I'll bring you all down with me...

>oh no, a single day of the year when I'm slightly inconvenienced, what will I do???

50% of infected posters are completely asymptomatic
Don't reply to anyone

You say that but I've been going into Manhattan every day for work since this all began and I'm still healthy. Hell, the last time I got sick was when I got chicken pox over 20 years ago.

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Imagine dying too a manufactured virus from Yas Forums

9

I look forward to the mods announcing in a few weeks that patient zero was not actually from Yas Forums

You have to walk on eggshells when posting on Yas Forums anyway, at least the admins should be calming down for a day

I don't think I'm going to make it.
Help me, please.

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Why is there so many greens on here, oh no.

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Cooof

Noooooo

ONE DAY one day that you can't come in and talk about shit. Take a day off and chill out with anons DUDE

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*coughs at everyone*

I like that meido. The artist who made that is good as heck

This place is the only board I could go to before bed to help me calm my nerves about the shit happening outside, and now faggot mods are doing this shit.

see you on the flip side bro...

I am immune. I am the Board Traveler, the Unchained Poster. I swim in the Rivers of Yas Forums and drink from the Fountain of Yas Forums as I please.
Kneel down and worship me. Cute femanons will be allowed to breed with me and obtain immunity.

Pah. You think that weak shit will work on me?

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you cant infect me! im immune!

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I'm still healthty, right anons?

OH NO NO NO

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Hope will protect me

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hahaha *cough cough* good one user!

>day where you can't come in and talk about shit
THAT'S EVERY FUCKING DAY ON THIS SHITHOLE WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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Just a fluuu

BACK DEMON! STAY BACK!

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Get out!

So what's the consequence? Cannot post for _time?

newtard here what is wrong with all those green thing,should i start panic right?

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reports coming out of
they are beginning to burn bodies

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Imagine being this much of a thin skinned faggot and not even being Op.

*cough*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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We are all connected...

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im immune lol

doubt it

it's fine

>he doesnt know 3am Yas Forums
Lul

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i come back... baring gifts... *coof*

>Yas Forums is the downfall of us all
how appropriate

coof

Care to share coofer?

I’m fine

Gimme a hug Yas Forumsnon. It'll be okay. We're all gonna be just fine and dandy.

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oh no

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>Yas Forums causes the collapse of Yas Forums
close to reality

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sigh

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*COOF COOF*

ATTENTION!
I BELIEVE THAT YOU CANNOT TRIPFAG TODAY
lol

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YAMEROOOO

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Holy fucking hell stay back

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Bros... this is the end desu

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I tried....I tried to fight them back...

Raccoons are safe!

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Of course it was Yas Forums

Knowing who is the patient zero doesn't matter anymore. We're already doomed.

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*coff* *coff*

you're here every day anyway so why does it matter if we get to have some fun you nigger cock sucking faggot

Fuck you faggots

HELP ME, Yas Forums

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