We have to quarantine Yas Forums the virus arrived

*coff*

I'm safe right?

Now we can finally purge this place.

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GET AWAY FROM ME

at least I will see how the Yas Forumstards die before I die

Fuck.

𓉐 𓉑 𓉒 𓉓 𓉔 𓉕 𓉖 𓉗 𓉘 𓉙 𓉚 𓉛 𓉜 𓉝 𓉞 𓉟 𓉠 𓉡 𓉢 𓉣 𓉤 𓉥 𓉦 𓉧 𓉨 HELP ME 𓄈 𓄉 𓄊 𓄋 𓄌 𓄍 𓄎 𓄏 𓄐 𓄑 𓄒 𓄓 𓄔 𓄕 𓄖 𓄗 𓄘 𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓄜 𓄝 𓄞 𓄟 OH GOD IT HURTS 𓈽 𓈾 𓈿 𓉀 𓉁 𓉂 𓉃 𓉄 𓉅 𓉆 𓉇 𓉈 𓉉 PLEASE NO MORE 𓍪 𓍫 𓍬 𓍭 𓍮 𓍯 𓍰 𓍱 𓍲 𓍳 𓍴 𓍵 𓍶 MAKE IT STOP 𓎲 𓎳 𓎴 𓎵 𓎶 𓎷 𓎸 𓎹 𓎺 𓎻 𓎼 𓎽 𓎾 𓎿 𓏀 𓏁 𓏂 𓏃 𓏄 𓏅

oh shit

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*coffs in your waifu's mouth*

Shit dude, looks like you're infected.

CALM DOWN

>it already infected Yas Forums
Good riddance

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUARANTINE THIS ONE

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hey lmao i actually did reply to that post asking for the virus haha i feel fine tho

Who are you quoting?

No!

It's just a flu, bros. Calm down.

Oh i get it

oh god oh god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"coughs all over your gay board*

did i do thaaaaaat? :)

GET OUT
NOW

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S IN THE FUCKING THREAD ABANDON SHIP

This april fool's day joke is gay.
I thought last year's joke was pretty lame, but this one somehow managed to be worse

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THERE'S CORONA IN THIS THREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Looks like I'll stop posting for today. I don't want to jinx myself.

youtu.be/sOKwewc9dns
The virus. It's spreading.

Has april's fools started? I'm using 4chanx so I wouldn't know

let's all relax, freaking out will get us nowhere.

This is laziest April's fool yet
Good job Hiromoot

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It peaked with board merges and the teams.

YOU FOOL

>implying everyone ERPing for points is worse than this

Actually this is better than last year.

ONLY THE FLU
REMAIN CALM

Hold my hand anons

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What's going on?

Heh, it's too early to tell. I prefer it to team nonsense.

GET OFF ME

Pff there's no way you can get infected just with (You)s

What happens? my posts get deleted or something?

user WE NEED TO PUT YOU DOWN

a-user..

Hey I got to see someone's cock for likes so no complaints.

fuck I stayed quarantined my whole life now when the government forces everyone inside then it's my turn to come out. same with Yas Forums it's now my turn to actively post.

stay away or i will shoot

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I DONT WANNA FUCKING DIE

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IT'S SPREADING HOLY SHIT

Quarantine yourself

Test, I've replied to every infected person on Yas Forums so far.
If I'm not infected then it's just bots or mods making those "infected posts"

pfft you guys are overreacting it's just a common thing there's nothing to worry about

That wouldn't surprise me

infected posters must be put down and their bodies shall be burned to prevent further infection

I don't wanna die

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I got it from another thread.
Am I still getting it here oo?

coof your way

*cough*

i'm ready

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None of this is funny and the ones enabling it need to drop dead.

based kaosposter

What if there's a delay before it changes your posts?

test test

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I do

*cough*
*cough*

this is a nothingburger

Enter CHADREN

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I'm not infected

why contain it?

Idiots can't catch a cold

False

post your waifu for safety

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Not yet

user NO

You're just asympmtomatic, user. congratulations for being a super spreader

Also mods in disguise

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FUCK

*cough**cough*

test

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>all these infected anons
Blessed thread.

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I thought you’d feel that way, Anonymous. We’ll do you last.

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Also mods in disguise

oh no no no no

What's with the green border?

The last good prank was the google names.

You almost got me

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>all these infected mods
FTFY

Get away from me, infected bots. MOOOOOOODSSS CLOSE THE BOARDERSSSS.

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>still uninfected
just wash your hands bro

DO NOT TRAVEL TO OTHER BOARDS unless it's Yas Forums

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

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You're a conspiracy theorist. This virus is gonna blow over just like Ebola did.

Also a mod in disguise

looks like the hazmat suit didnt work, user. your waifu is dead

>his waifu has coronAIDS

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So how long is the incubation period? I replied to the OG like 15 minutes ago and I still don't have any symptoms.

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What is happening here?

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Apparently flooding the captcha with ‘nigger’ boosts your immunity

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M COOFING!!!!!!!!

go go ugly hag and never come back!

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We need to close the board-ers

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We need to build a wall to stop those Yas Forums faggots from infecting this board. I say we deport all posters in DBS threads.

Bros I don't feel so good...

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No shit jackass I hope you are one of the first native infections.

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Test

spooky shiet

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bros...

Also a mod in disguise

I don't know if the green borders are fake or just I can't see it

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Hey that's MY wife!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU user

>reply to infected user
>still normal anonymous
>start coughing uncontrollably IRL

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Prove it faggot

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Help Yas Forumsnons. My eyes can't move and stares at a particular angle.

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Also a mod in disguise

am I a mod?

are you guys seeing this shit too?

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NO CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM THE RATS RATS!! IN THE WALLS!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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So is this the joke? That mods are just making shitty bots?

Refresh the page

the virus is not real lmao

Just keep coughing

This shit is spreading way too fast. It's too late to save Yas Forums, better bunker down in one of the slow boards.

Also a mod in disguise

:^)

uh oh

This is why you only hold hands with protection!

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oh I can see it now

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Not a mod, Yas Forums sends their regards f/a/g

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how does it spread

MAC GET THE FLAMETHORWER!

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Cunning

Go away chang

>home city already instituting strict quarantine
>now Yas Forums
Bros...is it too late for social distancing?

So what is this meme about?

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH sorry fellas must have been something I ate

go to /po/

Also a mod in disguise
Notice how I'm not infected yet

You know what to do mods/jannies, get those ovens piping hot.

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bless you

post on different boards

Welp, I think it's about 20 minutes. Don't get cocky, sterile anons.

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i am worried to have the flu

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BZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT

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Don't worry, your dose is here

J̸̛̮̘̟̬̭̯̟̳̗̻̯͍̪̱̟̀̉͂̀͑̆̽̀̊̚͝ủ̵̧̢͎̺̻͓̥̈͆̓̃̑̆͒̃̃̔̑s̶̢̫̻͖̖͙͉̺̹̦̈́͂̔̾̃͂̃͐̑͑͠ț̸̪͕̝̖͖̙́͌̿̂ ̵̛̪̬̜̞̰̣̺͎̠͕̥͒̾̑͛̈́̈́͋͂̂̒w̸̡̥̥̝̿̈͂̌̓́̃̏̍͑́͑̈́͜͝͝ę̷͓̫̼͓̬͚̮̟̹̥͎̯̝̦̑̈́̒̂͊̽̉̓̔̋͝ȁ̶̮͎̟̦͔̠̤̺̯̉̌̇̈͐̑̍̇͛̊̂̚͝r̵̡̛̛͙̤͖͓͔̆̀̋̽̎̈́́̓ ̵̨̢̛̘̗̦̦̳̣̀̓̒̈̈́̚p̸̼̥͚̮̺̘̦̠͈͎̭͍̤͉̐̆͋͗̈́́̇̔̓̉r̴̡̬̫̻̈́̓͊̒͛̋͑̚̕͘ͅǒ̴̹̬͕̺̺̈́̋̾͑͆̄̔́̀̑̑͒͘͠t̵̛͍͚̺̯̹͈̰̍́͋̿̑̆͛͑͘e̴͖̮̝̤͎̫̻̺̹͒̾̔̂͐̊̂̃͗́̇ͅc̴̩̮̮̬͂͆̐̊t̶̡̙͙̺̀̍̆͗̔͒̌͊̽͠͠i̸͔͕̦̠̐̀̃̈̉̋̔͒͘ǫ̴̢̣͙̮̭͍̦̼̦̤͉̈́̒̀̏̉̉͘̕͜͝ͅṇ̵̡̢̨̯̹̭̫̻̣̪̙͖͐̚͜.̷̛̜͌̾͋̑̈́̏̔͗̄͊̄͝ ̶̢̨̖̭̳̘͛̇̀̑̽̇͊ͅI̸̛̺̫̟̱̬͌̀͒̏̎͐̈͒͆̀̚f̸̦́͆͌̿͗̎̒͝͝͝ ̶͕̜̑̀̇͌̑̓̉̉̋̑͂͑̌y̶̗̟̯̪̪̰͎̦̳͖͙͗̂͂́̆ǫ̶̃̈́͗̐̈́͘ù̶̥̼̥̩͋̌̇̍͆͛ ̷̭̮͈̍̎͂̌̈̀͐͑͋̓̚̕ĉ̴̖̪̝̹͈̏͆͐̽͗a̷̡̢̢͓͓͋̐̂́̀̍̂̋̽̕͠n̶̨̢͙̥̹͒̓́̈́̀̓̏͂̈́͘͝͝͠͝͝ ̸̦̖͍̺̹͓̳̑̀̽̊̃̈̾̐͒̆̌͜͝p̵̨͇͗̊̾̀̓͋͊͋̒ŗ̸̻̼̗͙̘͖͖̤̙̠̤̟̃͜͝ͅơ̵͚͉͚̘͐̿̄̈́̊̀͊͆̒͘̚̕t̴̗̼͎̺̳̮̜͚͔̂̊͜e̸̛̫̜͗̋̒̉͗̓͆͂̊̒͝ç̴̻̹̻͍̩̠̠̪̼̗̀͐̈̔̒̈́̔̓͘͝͝t̷̻̝͈̦̑̏́͋̈́̈̌̋̽ ̴̝̏͒̀y̷̡̢̺̳͈̝̩̗̝̗̝̺̹̺̓̆̀͆̉́͛̔͑̓̚͝ͅó̵̱̬̘̗͐͌̐͊̍͐̿͠ų̴̡͚̰̝͕̰͖͈̟̫̙͎͂̀̐̓͛͗̐̔̾́̉̐͌͝͝ͅr̴̛͖̩̤͔̦̮͚͎̯̻͉͙̹͓̿̈́͗̐͂́͋͛̔ ̸̡̢̞̙̱̺̰̣̬̫̻̇͜͝ͅṽ̸̧̨̙̻̰̘͂̎̆̉̌͌̋͐͊͛͘͠i̷̟̐͐̉̄̿̍̄̋̒͒̃̍̉̈̚r̵̢̢̡̢̘̭̗̪̹̦͇̗̙͐̀̑̌͊ģ̸̧̛͇͉̫͉͇̻̙̖̳̝̰̣̈́̊̈̾̄̉͋̌̍̽͊̚͝i̸̥̩̪͎̱̪͕͖͔̪̭͑̊̓̈́̉̏̐̈́͝ṅ̵̗̉̓͑̕͘i̶̛͇̪̗̜̫͙̱̜͎̹͈̪̗͑̀̀̀͆͑͂̎̀͜ͅt̴̮̭̗̽̓̑ÿ̵͓̟͓͔͈̳́̑͐́ ̵͍̬̙̞͑̈́̊̏̓̄̿͘͝f̸̧̹̼̟͖͘͜o̴̮͓̜̖̯͖̫̰̙͌́͜ͅͅr̷̬̜̠͎̼͍̃͑̑͠͝ ̴̛̥̖̮̳̙̖͒͒̈́́͆̂̈̉͛́̋͝s̵̛̙̞̳̐̎͌͛̽̽̋̓̉͊̚o̶̬͓̙̫̤̝͔͉̼͙͗ͅͅ ̵͈͚̤̆̇ͅl̴͔̣͓̋͛̌̊̓̑͋̇̈́̕͠ơ̸̡̛͇̯͇͇͂̒̍͒̏̄͠ͅn̵̢̗̼̝͎̏̈́̆̀̋̓̏͊̍͗̀͠͠ģ̷̢̨̘̭͓̥̘̜͓͉̱̃̀̓ͅ ̴̥̘̗̮̬͇͌͌̓̈́́̈͋͊ͅy̴̡̛̳͚̭̹̗̍̄̃̉̊̌̓͘o̷̧̳̝̘̮̦̮̥̥͓͎͚̊̒͋̇̓́̎̐̄͛͐̋͘͠ṷ̸͓̤̜͓̝̝̝̬̼̣͔̳̹̭̃͒͗̒́̿̉̃̾̕͝ ̸̺̻͙̬͗̎̀̔̚c̸̹̥̻̍͜á̵̋ͅň̵̡̗̖͇̥̣͙̱͇͎̞͍̹̝̰̈́͋͗͑͗̒̋͆̎̇̒́͝ ̵͓̩̼̣̋p̴͚̼̤͎̙͔͍̼̦̼͕͔̃̾̎̈́̃͌̒͋̀͜͠͝ͅȓ̵̺̩̪͈̰̋̋̃́́ȏ̵̢̢̨̘̳̩̘̓̆̔̈̾̚ț̸̨̡̛̹̗͕̜͛̑̇̍e̷̛̞͎̮̗̣̤͉̫͔͍͖̥͕͒̐̐̃̈́̉̾͐͘͝c̶̢̤̠̭͉̱͍͓͗̓̽͒̈́̔̔ţ̵̢̤̥̮͉̥͉͈́ ̷̪̂͛̚y̵̢̗̳͍̟̞̥̮͕̥̰̆̃̽̽̀o̴͙͕͙̜̐̔͑̍̌̐́͝ụ̸̟̦̗̥͇͎̮̬̤͖͠ṛ̸̛͈͌̀͆͌́͛͗͗̌̕͝s̵̢̨̛̙̘͉̱̦͕̫̜͙̘̭̻̳͒̽͐̏̇̔͂̊̀͘e̷̺̝̓̒͐̀̍̀̒̂̀͘̕͠l̴̛̳̇̉͊́͊̈̔̎̉̎̚͘͝v̵̧͍͓̮̱͒̽͐̋͗̓͗̈́͠ȩ̵̨̠̫̟̮͔̠̞͙̪̟̝͇̓̐̑͒̒͆͐͂s̴̡̡̧̻͓̺̰̬͚̺̼̫̘͛́̇͊̃̆͗̓͠ ̵̛͍̫̫̱̖̣̾̈́͑̊̓̇͒̚͝f̴̭͚̬͎̻̜̣̰̊͗̾ŗ̴̤̤̦͔̮͎͈͉͎̆̇̓͐͒̆͝o̷͚̺̘͖̎̓͐̆͑͒͗͐̽m̸̡̟͍̖̬̰̠̮͎͕͉̜̮͓̋̿̊̄̈́̒͆̉́̆̉͑̀͝ ̴͕̘͇̙̭̺͌̄̈́͂̈́̋̓́͐̓́̆̚͝t̷̛̛̗̼̰̞̘̹̫̆̂̿͋̇̚̕̚h̶̝͕̭̼̒̄̒̎̚i̴̛̬̞̮̱̤̪̙͇̟͇̐̋͌͗̓̓̈̕̕͘͜͠s̴̼̹̭̥͒̄.̷̡̟̖̱͉̾̒̉͒̀̎̀̓͋̍̌̔̕͠͝ͅ

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Also a mod in disguise
Notice how I'm not infected yet

I'm not going to get it because you replied... r-right

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update i aint fine

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Cough on me harder.

:^)

Also a mod in disguise
Notice how I'm not infected yet

you have to make posts on different boards.

Please stay 6 posts away from my post please and thank you.

I'm scared

FUCK BATS

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I feel fine.

it's too late for me then

what the fuck i cant even read the post is haze weird characters over it

Double infected.

Wait 4 minutes for your symptoms

You won't be afraid when you're dead

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Also a mod in disguise
Notice how I'm not infected yet

>it's just a flu bro they said...

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Testing

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*Cough*

There should have been an option to quarantine (either ban or restrict to a cancer board) other posters so we could actually fight it instead of just doing the pretend panic thing. This is just going to get tiresome after the first hour or so, same as the team bullshit.

so it's to stop cross-boarders or what? what's the gimmick?

have you posted on other boards?