No thread on her birthday? Shame on you Yas Forums

No thread on her birthday? Shame on you Yas Forums.

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There was one, actually. It went about as well as you might expect from Yas Forums

You do know her birthday is not actually provided, right?

How far would you go to protect this smile?

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Would start the Third Impact to protect that

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I would literally crawl through hell and back in a near infinite cycle of torment if it meant that I could secure even a moment of happiness for her.

If I had to repeat it for a thousand lifetimes and you asked me, after the thousandth, if I would do it again, I would say yes without hesitation

Happy birthday, Rei!

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Happy birthday to the best girl

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You anons are alright

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A smile with more worth than all the gold on earth

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Is Rei thick?

Yes
Rei has a 10/10 body

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Negative but
>Rei has a 10/10 body
Nonetheless

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Do you think she would appreciate you surprise showing up with a cupcake with a candle in it?

She has a great butt, 2bh

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She doesnt really eat anything other than pills though, right?

I mean, in the games she's shown eating but i dont remember a single scene in the show with her eating solid food..

Anyway, if she doesnt eat anything other than pills and water, she'll be unable to digest something as rich as a cupcake...
I'd bring her something unperishable anyway, so she can keep it forever if she wants.

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They all go out for ramen at the end of that one episode. She says she doesn't eat meat

The difficulty with Rei is that whatever you get her is inconsequential because she deserves more. One should strive to get her that which is invaluable and that which tantalizes and lulls the soul rather than the eyes. Also, I've always hated how everyone treats her nice only when she is needed so I would try and remedy this while combining it with the former.

Obviously, despite the fact that I would want the entire world to know it's her birthday and to celebrate accordingly, I think the form of celebration she would appreciate the most is a meal or cake cooked/baked by you with diligence, care, and effort (these last three elements are what she would appreciate, not so much the cake). Get her a few books that have impacted you in a positive way in hopes that it'll provide the same joy to her and finish it off with a simple happy birthday card that denotes how happy you are to be able to share parts of your life with her.

She eats in the rebuilds too

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>she doesnt like meat
I am unsure if this line was intended to sound like an innuendo or not

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Rei is cute and has a beautiful smile. Happy birthday Rei!

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Alles Gute, Rei

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>i dont remember a single scene in the show with her eating solid food..

When Misato take them to a restaurant

Do you think Rei is a great swimmer?

In the original show there are numerous scenes that show Rei swimming

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reminder Rei is italian.

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She takes interest in non-Nerv related activities such as reading and doing sports

Why do people keep calling Rei an emotionless doll?

Oh... you mean manufacturing date?

Rei, Kaworu and their angel forms cannot catch or carry human disease.

You can let them into your home without worry.

How can she be 60% italian when shes 100% perfect?

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Cute toilet

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Rei!

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which rei's birthday?
be more specific we can't tell which blow up doll you are talking about.

God she is fucking perfect

perfectly replaceable.

>monsters have the best bodies
Its not fair

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Cope harder asukafag

She's okay, worst of the 3 main girls.

How would she react if you went to hold her hand?

Because no one gives a shit in the show

It depends. If you had established a positive relationship with her and demonstrated your love for her - whether platonic or otherwise - I think she would act not dissimilar to how she did with shinji in the manga. Certainly, though, you could expect a very cute blush

Rei ist das schönste Mädchen der Welt

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God i wish that was me

Basiert!

I know of a video game character that looks exactly like her that also doesnt like meat
Same artist from Eva too

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Game?

.hack IMOQ

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Her birthday is already finished in Japan

seeing rei's teeth while smiling is like seeing a devout muslim woman without a burqa, there's something unacceptable about the situation

but I guess she deserves to smile like that on her birthday at the very least

Happy birthday you little cutie, even though I've tried to break away from you and consider asuka and misato, my heart tells me that you're the most precious

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oh yeah, I remember that, I think the character designer for most of the angels in Eva designed a lot of the monsters / a few characters for .hack

Some of the music has that too, I could totally hear parts of this song feeling like a theme for some new angel roaming around the city

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>404 at only 50 posts

asuka won

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You wish, faggot

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Yes, sadly even Anno forgot about her.
Though he seems to have come to appreciate her, seeing how she's portrayed in the rebuilds. Not only she gets more development, but he manages to nail his intended unsettling portrayal with Rei Q.

>tfw Rei braaps next to you but she was trying to be polite and squeezed a silent one out but you catch a whiff

Shouldn't Rei's fart gas be infused with some partial essence of Yui afterall?

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And?

protect? just get another one out of the vat

Asuka>rei

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I love Ayanami Rei and I will love her until I die.

Rei is so pretty.

Do souls exist in EVA? Does Rei's soul transmigrate to another body when she dies?

Rebuild should have just been the adventures of slightly assertive Shinji and Poka Poka Rei.
It has no worth otherwise.