Post cannibalism
Starting off with this monster.
Cannibalism thread
Matthew Bell
Caleb Bennett
This is the closest thing I have
Lucas Sanchez
Horrifying. Spoiler that in the future before I get promoted.
Daniel Rivera
Sorry bruv, please forgive me
Brayden Russell
That is a large bread, would she mind sharing?
I would like a bite.
Julian Stewart
Here you are my good man
Liam Reyes
Thank you, thank you so much.
You are a very kind lady.
Ian Gonzalez
Cute thread
Levi Gonzalez
You're very welcome, it has been an honour
Brody Carter
I a friend of mine builds ships, but now he's working at home due to the pandemic.
His sails are going through the roof.
Nathaniel Cook
I was so bored, sitting is my house, I decided to memorize 6 pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing,
Elijah Evans
Blind Hookers.
You gotta hand it to 'em.
Josiah Lewis
Cut my finger slicing cheese, I think I'm going to be dealing with grater problems in the future.
Isaiah Fisher
"I'm no good at playing darts," Tom said aimlessly.
Sebastian Lee
An apple pie is 2$ in Jamaica and 3$ in the Bahamas.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean
Gavin Walker
"I'll have a bowl of Chinese bat soup," Tom said wantonly.
Tom is dead now.
Julian Gutierrez
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see quite a few new faces here today and I must say I am very disappointed.
Carson Parker
"This milk isn't fresh," Tom said sourly.
Xavier Harris
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Wyatt Parker
"Let's visit the tombs," Tom said cryptically.
I lol'd
Liam Williams
Bought a reversible jacket today.
Can't wait to see how it turns out.
Eli Torres
"I hope I can still play guitar," Tom fretted.
Anthony Turner
"I'm wearing a ribbon round my arm," said Tom with abandon.
Ayden Ortiz
Thank you bro
A steak pun is a rare medium to be well done.
Christian Adams
"I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.
Leo Sullivan
Can't take my dog to the pond anymore. Ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure-bread dog
Gavin Harris
"There must be a power cut," said Tom delightedly.
Bentley Flores
These jokes...
Austin Cooper
Yes?
Robert Roberts
Guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables.
Bartender says "Hey buddy, I hope you're not trying to start something".
Nolan Gray
Eli Butler
James Bell
I can't believe this little girl is a murderer.
Zachary Flores
Where's the joke, user?
Wyatt Martin
"The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," said Tom half-heartedly.
Gabriel Jones
You hear about the lad who lost an arm and a leg in a shark accident?
The doctors said he's all right, but the nurses said there was nothing left.
Oliver Garcia
That's nothing compared to the army Major who survived mustard gas and got pepper sprayed.
He's a seasoned veteran, alright.
Ayden Brooks
Plane touches down, bit of a bumpy landing. Cabin attendant over the intercom says "Sorry about the rough landing, but please try and understand. It's not my fault. It's not the captain's fault. It's the asphalt."
Jaxson Cook
There's no need for a joke. I just thought she was cute and wanted to show her to you.
OK, how about this: the fact that she consists of almost 100% sugar, and is eating sugary shit all the time, makes her a cannibal.
Aiden Nelson
Thank you for showing me, she is a cute girl.
It's nice to know that there's another cannibal in the show.
I think anime needs moar cannibals.
Christian Flores
This girl would eat absolutely anyone if her crush told her to do so.
Joshua Turner
I laughed much harder than it deserved
Xavier Lopez
THEY'RE GREAT AREN'T THEY?
Michael Ortiz
So, a little old lady shows up at the Doctor's office.
Doctor, she says. I've been having terrible gas constantly. The fortunate thing is that it's completely silent, and there's no odor at all.
As a matter of fact, I've farted at least twenty times while in your waiting room.
Doctor responds, Interesting. Well, take two of these, and come back next week.
She departs.
Jeremiah Ross
She comes back the following week.
Doctor! She exclaims. I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, while still silent, smell like death!
Doctor responds:
Asher Johnson
Good, good.
Now that we've cleared out your sinuses, let's get to work on your hearing.
Aiden Jones
Keep em' coming, still laughing at these stupid dumb jokes
Mason Walker
What do the Quran and hydrazine have in common?
They're both radical initiators.
Jayden Smith
Avoid public places lads, especially the plague-grounds
Luis Smith
"What are you waiting for? I'm ready to eat, come on!"
Famous last words.
Ian Butler
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Easton Ward
very comfy thread, liking these dumb jokes
Camden James
Beer nuts are quite expensive, whereas deer nuts are always under a buck.
Daniel Green
How could the center be cooked all the way?
Anthony Fisher
The bread is normal sized, it just appears massive in her arms.
Thomas Foster
"Room for dessert?" The waiter asked.
"No thanks, I'll eat it out here."
Hudson Edwards
Go back to Yas Forums.
Jonathan Diaz
A wise man once said "Nothing is better than sheer bliss."
An even wiser baker said "But isn't a simple bread better than nothing."
Joseph Gonzalez
Go back to pleddit
Logan Watson
You hear about the guy who was attacked by a frozen bat?
He got Frostbite.
Julian Sanchez
I don't use reddit.
Carson Harris
Originally, I wasn't going to get a brain transplant.
But then I changed my mind.
Michael Peterson
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"You're toast!"