I despise this fucking retard
I despise this fucking retard
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>Inb4 doesn't even remotely take his situation into account.
You would just get into the robot and fuck all the girls, am i right?
OP is literally seething lmao
Unironically yes
Shinji is a 4’9 beta dicklet I was like 6 feet at his age
for some reason i thought that said "I despise this fucking board"
jelly much
I wish i was shinji so i could get into the robot and fuck all the monsters and build my own pokemon team of affectionate eldritch abominations.
We all say that internally.
And yet here you still are, posting on Yas Forums
Because he acted like a normal person instead of your chad fantasy?
Even the Japanese and Anno seem to think the same way.
Which one?
Hey, you can't talk about Asuka like that!
Asuka is a trash whore.
Rei is best girl
We all do
Dear Journal... Hi. It's me, Shinji.
>10 years old
yes, shinji is gay. what does a vagina look like anyways?
>15 years old
no, shinji is us - we would all crumble under that situation that such is the nature of human existence on the mortal plain. Shinji Ikari is the representation of humanity and the viewers deterministic observations and reactions to his interactions within the dichotomy of human existence expose one's true nature
>20 years old
I'd probably fuck the girls and save the world
>25 years old
I'd probably save the world. Life is meaningless anyways and at least inside a giant robot I have control over it. I'd probably befriend the girls if anything and tell them to focus on their studies.
>30 years old
Gendo Ikari did nothing wrong.
>Gendo Ikari did nothing wrong
No, he's still a faggot.
Gendo Ikari canonically fucked like 4-5 girls
He didn't though. When you give a kid a gun and tell them to fight a war, they usually get used to it in a week or so - and they're even more at risk than shinji was. Kids are more adaptable than adults
*Gendo keeps dozens of Rei clones just in case, you see her mangled in first minutes of the show*
>fighting angels is not that bad, man up you pussy lmao
Rei dies because she's not a real person and doesn't have the same concept of life. Also the Angels only killed her once and that was from her own volition.
Real war is way worse.
when you realise asuka probably got off to shinji choking her
Day after having sex and they can't even make eye contact.
Asuka seems like a dom though
Woman, spic or Hideaki Anno?
it was EoE, anything is possible
Tell that to Asuka
Yeah, Asuka fucking sucks.
He and Asuka really should have fucked. You're definitely going to be more desperate to pass on your genes if you know that any day could be your last.
>just now realize MPEva are supposed to be synched to Kaworu's fighting style
My boyfriend has a sadistic side!
Why would Asuka ever fuck that kid? She's gott college degrees and is a rank officer in the German Airforce.
Toji Suzuhara existed to prove that Shinji was an actual pussy and not just a kid in a tough situation dude.
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Am I retarded for not understanding this movie?
Toji and Kensuke are everyman characters dropped on either side of Shinji's schizo ass to contrast and show how bizarrely adapted he is. Kensuke by being sort of dumb and thinking everything Shinji gets to do and see is just the coolest shit, and Toji by being intimidated by the responsibility and hazard, so much that he spent two episodes moping and too anxious to mention it over just being selected and scheduled for a test.
Toji just shoots some hoops and copes.
Kensuke is a freak tho, for real - in the manga. Nigger is in the woods with an M16 doing survivalist camping for fun.
He doesn't deserve the hate he gets
is the manga canon or worth reading? I've always just assumed the series/EoE are all you should really focus on, then watch the rebuilds for what they're worth
It's just another continuity, same as Rebuild is. It's pretty okay.
Is anno involved at all with it?
Shinji did nothing wrong.
Or at least the mistakes that he made were completely justified based off of the knowledge he was given and the circumstances he was in.
Kind of? The mangaka was part of the original conceptualization with Anno, he was the character designer, personal friends, a Gainax founder, but Anno wasn't telling him what to do with it. It started in advance of the show based on some early drafts and got up to just before Ramiel before episodes started airing, didn't finish that until the show was over, and then it was adapting after the fact.
Thank god, someone who ACTUALLY watched and UNDERSTOOD the damn show!
>he acted like a normal person i
Tell that to African child soldiers.
I adore this fucking cutie
Depends on who she's with, she seemed pretty damn into the idea of Kaji fucking her into the mattress.
The manga is unequivocally better just because of the shear amount of content that probably never made it into the Anime because of time/budget. The people that trash it are usually autistic.
Most of the characters are better, a couple are worse and the main reason why closeted waifufags trash it. Gendo is vastly expanded and humanized, as is Kaji, Toji and a few others.
The ending is hotly contested mostly by waifufags but honestly from a narrative standpoint is far better as well since it doesn't try to be "wow so deep bro lol melancholy" yet reaches the same moral (albeit more idyllically).
Added benefit being that lot of Anno's self-inserting is removed and a lot of the dumb Shinji haremshit type stuff is gone.
I would have at least TRIED
Anywhere can be paradise if you have the will to live.
>Some pseudo religious crazy shit is happening with you at the focal point in the machine that harnesses the power of the human soul
>"I wish everyone was gone"
Mistake
>Hides in the corner while his coworker fights off invasion force
Mistake
>Jerks off on unconscious child
Mistake
>Tells his friend on the verge of breaking down that the guy she's in love with is dead
>did it out of spite
Mistake
Shinji's biggest problem was his lack of curiosity. He's like an NPC put in the protagonist role
Shut the fuck up Asuka nobody asked you
>Most of the characters are better
>Cat killer Kaworu
>Better
He's good for memes, but shoujo prince sama will always be superior.
He didn't really do anything wrong. If he had run off for good the Third Impact would've happened and he ultimately gave people the choice to remain soup or continue living
Like I said, some aren't (I was mostly thinking about Kaworu). Although that bathroom scene with Asuka was p nice
Why? Asuka isn't that bad.
You are an abomination of nature,what's your point?
Think of NGE as playing a VN with one good end.
>Worst end - SEELE gets control over third impact
>Bad end - Gendo gets control over third impact
>Bad/Neutral end - Shinji gets control over third impact (what actually happened)
>Good end - NERV ending. Kept Misato alive, stopped and reversed third impact
Can Misato not choose to come back like anyone else? She got a visit from ghost Rei and was turned into OJ
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Its canon since they all but confirmed the loop relationship between NGE, rebuilds and manga. Manga is final loop.
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