Oi what a ripper mate

nips are emufags

Also that she'd get wrecked at a party and mogged by some cunt, but hey.

This wasn't funny when you posted it on /m/ and it isn't funny now

To be honest Operation British was supposed to target Brazil and now I can't decide which one I'd rather see vaporized

That's such a dumb image. Gundam twice and Aldnoah is a Gundam ripoff anyways.

Australia doesn't have it that bad at all. The moon getting destroyed is a way more common thing in anime.

fuck off moonman

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Am Australian. Can confirm we take orders from Koalas

Based Japan. Fuck the eternal Australanglo.

Not anime, but you can play Front Mission 3

In the case of the colony drops Brisbane and Melbourne as well as Adelade all get annihilated too. It's just that they don't get chunked hard enough to be an inland sea.

Australians fought them to a brutal stalemate at Kakoda during the Pacific.

I did long distance for 3 years. Happily married for 7 years now.

It works if you're both resilient and loyal enough.

Brisbane is literally humanity's capital city in LoGH

Australia is the red shirt of first-world countries.

australia is the most incompetent country in the anglosphere

>trash series destroy australia
>LoGH makes us the capital of the entire world
Nips tongue my anus

EMU

And the koalas take orders from cassowaries.

>Straya super power 3010

>least mutt country
>most incompetent
>understanding that this includes America, England AND CANDA
Fucking wew lad, don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.

flamethrowers and stuff

To be fair that image is also missing Gunbuster which fucked us too. Gun buster is the only good anime that fucked us over like that.

Yeah, nah.
Don't gotta prove anything to shitcunts.

>lost to Chihatan
>penis on front of tank
>a fucking koala
has the banter gone too far?

They could've at least destroyed M*lbourne as well, though at least they knocked out the chink colony and puppet govt.

After the war we didn't pay them to like us.

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Nice, we need more realistic representation of our people in anime

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Fuck cassowaries man, of all the things to die from getting gutted by one of those fuckers is pretty high up there on the list of shit not to fuck with.

>exact numbers on Australian side, each life lost is a fallen comrade that should be revered
>approximate numbers on Japanese side because DEY AR ROOK SAME and zerg rush tactics mean they could give a fuck if they lose half their forces

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Body pillows don't count user.

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>Australia
You mean the Holy Emu Empire.

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It's a shame they're almost extinct.

An object causing that much damage would be have ramifications worldwide. Everyone would be fucked especially if it crashes with a shallow angle trajectory.

>fallen comrade that should be revered
If that's the fancy way of saying they were all mates and shit sucks when mates carck it.

But there's still the possibility that some within the M*lbourne area survived, I think that's enough to cause regret.

>Part of The Great Depression
Yeah, wonder why, hey.

Fake news m8; true that their numbers are way down from what they were, but hardly extinct. Not even endangered at this point, literally see the fucking things every month and I live in regional Vic.

>Battle of Ramree Island
>about 1000 Japanese troops pushed back to the edge of a swamp
>British offered to accept their surrender
>Instead they chose to retreat through the swamp
>British troops heard horrifying screams and gunshots all throughout the night
>swamp was utterly infested with massive salt water crocs
>Only 520 Japs survived

Japan has always had a strong anti-criminal stance.

Enough crocs to kill over 400 people? That's a fuckload of crocs, christ.

Australians are kind of embarrassing but they're alright

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>UKunts
>Calling anything embarassing

crocs are pretty strong you wouldn't need that many

I guess, but why would they need to kill that many? They can't need that much food. Territorial reasons?

>Territorial reasons
Yes they're territorial. They will kill their own kids for kicks if they don't fuck off to their own spot

Fair enough.

based crocs

the crocs could only eat like one of them apiece, unless they just started killing japs for fun, which is possible

I'd be depressed too if I lost a war against a bunch of birds.

Why do they keep missing this shithole of a city though?
ITS NOT FAIR.

>t. never even SEEN an emu IRL, let alone fought one

this is what australia gets for wanting to ban anime girls

Did the emus deploy cassowaries as their vanguard? That'd explain a lot.

Australians killed like a thousand viet cong in a rubber plantation with like 100 men and artillery once.
Don't fuck with the Aus SAS.

>I don't even know Emu combat doctrine
Never gonna make it

>Australians killed like a thousand viet cong in a rubber plantation with like 100 men and artillery once.
How many casualties?
I'll add it to the collection.

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Serves those upside-down niggers right. Fuck Ausfailia.

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You get some areas infested like that actually.