Konosuba

If Yunyun had said it to you instead of Kazuma what would you have done in that situation?

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I don't want my child's mother to be a friendless loser.

Have my pet/slave prepare me for nakadashi copulation posthaste.

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I would have fucked the shit out of her on the spot, in front of everyone, like any responsible adult would do.

Have her calm down, explain the situation and then tell her to leave my den. No girls allowed.

yunyun youre like 10 years younger than me, slow your roll

This, except replace 10 with 20

Wizards? Show me your ways pls.

This, except replace with 10 with 28.

You making sure to self-isolate gramps?

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lost my virginity in my 20s, ill never be a wizard

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Was fat for 10 years between 18-28, always ignored by women. Lost weight at 28, girls start smiling at me more, people stopped ignoring me in public. This made bitter towards the people who liked me better when I'm "better looking" as a skinny man than "undesirable" as an obese man. Now I'm a virgin at 32 because I ignore women flirting attempts.

Befriend

That's fine I guess.

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yeah, it pretty much went down just like that

Understandable. Your child should have at least one normal parent.

Has the prodigal son returned?

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nah, i still got my dick wet
cant be bitter about that

Negotiate. I want her to have at least 3.

least we know that konosuba bros are in good company

Do the deed and never think about her again.

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Whats the downside of her being full-time housewife?

I would have simply questioned her intentions that leaded to that statement.

>mfw I just realize that I always questioned the love that I received in my whole life up till now

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Nothing personal. If I get reincarnated I'm not going to waste my time playing house with chick.

Immediately attempted to impregnate her in a bedroom down the hall.

I'd personally have a wife and kid in each major town/village, eventually you're gonna get bored of being stupidly OP and killing jobbers and want to take it easy for a bit.

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Imma tap her ass up nigga like spread her bootycheeks n' slide deep into her pussy dawg. Then imma turn her into a cum dumpster day n' night. Imma slice some portion of her meat, cook it and eat it. And once she's pregnant, imma bitch slap her back to her village

I would have unprotected sex with her for multiple days. Once she gets pregnant I would strike her and kick her out of my house.

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You can have it with no strings attached. You're raising it by yourself. No child support.

Really? Someone screenshoted it?

Aqua brings girls home for Kazuma to fuck.
what a good girl

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aqua how could you betray your friend like that

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"innkeeper, one room please"

"No way, fag."

This was funny as fuck come on

Pretty much the same thing as Kazuma only less cringy.

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I love Kazuma was seconds away from just fucking her infront of his harem. goddamn he was so eager

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What the fuck was happening with Darkness at the beginning.

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damn look at all that jelly

goddamn i love Kazuma what a great character he is

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I would go for it. I think she would a good mother.

You may not understand this because you're deep into the incel world or something, but that guy was being hilariously defensive about his own little penis or he wouldn't have spazzed out like that.

She'd be easy for others ntr away. Hell if you have a son together I guarantee he'll ntr her away.

Breed her.

>drunken Aqua brings Eris home for her surrogate brother to pound
This is perfect.

We need to collect all the webms possible

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Just make them yourself?

No question. I'd have given her that child and been the best damn father and husband to her.

Demand to know why she only wants one.

wtf I love Aqua now

AQUA SAMA

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No, she’d probably adore you for being the first man to like her.

So Aqua works as half time psychiatrist?

>beautiful, charming, sweet, virgin, teen girl wants you to impregnate her and, presumably, to take responsibilty
There's not a man on this planet that wouldn't accept.

>take responsibility
no thanks

>Aqua will never give me a lap pillow and pat my head
>i will never pat Cutezumas head
AHHHHHHHHH

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>innocent shota boards train home.webm

jamal, I was talking about real people