>Me during quarantine.
Me during quarantine
Ryder Fisher
Blake Thomas
Me too. But since I am not Umaru I get fat very soon without training.
Owen Baker
me
Lincoln Gonzalez
Did Tarantino storyboard this?
Brandon Sanders
>you will never never have umaru to use as a personal living onahole during quarentine
Adam Cooper
>me all the time
Parker Davis
>quarantine
Lmao I unironically tested positive for it and it's just a flu bro. The cough and chest pain was unbearable for a couple days but I'm feeling a lot better now. I'm gonna get the all clear a couple days from now. Unless you're a literal boomer you're fine.
Luis Flores
literally me
Juan Jenkins
How old?
Sebastian Morris
This quarantine hasnt affected my lifestyle at all
Blake Thompson
23.
Zachary Lopez
This outbreak truly is ushering us into the NWO (NEET world order)
Benjamin Perry
You ate 7kg of sodium
Carter Miller
Josiah Williams
Ethan Anderson
except with a penis, and 200lbs
David Gutierrez
careful user, we still don't if humans can develop full immunity after contracting the disease
Elijah Brooks
wait, isn't Japan dealing with the outbreak quite well? Like not a lot of cases and not very much transmission?
Adam Powell
What country lad?
Jace Phillips
the panic buying has begun but that picture is from the typhoon from last year
Jaxon Walker
The worst symptoms come after several days of relief
Gavin Lee
In the meantime stay the fuck away from elders. You might feel better but you're still a filthy carrier.
Sebastian Russell
News of the Olympics being postponed was probably a reality check, plus Tokyo cases keep climbing higher each day
Jaxon Allen
god I want sex with umaru
Hunter Lewis
Umaru was smart and bought up all the chippu in the area
Adrian Jenkins
Nicholas Butler
Holy fuck I want to quit. Been working grocery for the last year and a half. Everyone gets to be a NEET but me, while I risk my lungs stocking fucking pet food. It should be fine, right? I've got enough savings to pay rent for more than a year, if nothing unexpected happens. I can just wait it out. The Dems will win in a landslide over the backs of two million dead seniors/trump voters, and they can unfuck the economy, having learned from what happened the last time. I can get another job if I need one. Everything will go according to plan, right? Everything's fine, right?
Henry Hernandez
>The Dems will win in a landslide
>Xe actually believes this
Liam Cook
I liked "the dems will unfuck the economy by giving everyone free money"
Dylan Scott
Millions of people dead, by his hand, 20% unemployment. You're going to have to face reality, the only way your godking wins relection, is if he cancels the election.
That is how you unfuck an economy, yes. Read a book.
Gabriel Carter
tell me again how Trump caused China to be dirty fucks who eat bats?
Lucas Reyes
>le bat soup
This shit was made in a lab.
Zachary Edwards
Onii-chan! I want bat soupu!
Aaron Butler
Ian Gomez
God I wish that were me
Zachary King
Based
Get your physician to do thorax scan on you just to be sure
>that BS of a post of yours
breh this is like the 3th month of the pandemic, they would've been sure whether you can or cannot develop immunity by now
Ryder Green
reminder there's strains of HIV in the virus, you could quite literally have the gay curse.
Jack Anderson
>another BS post
brehs
Juan Flores
>Fired all the people who's job it was to prepare for things like this
>Spent the first six weeks of the crisis pretending that the entire thing was a liberal media hoax
>Boomers believed him
>To this day, downplaying the dangers, claiming he's already got a miracle cure.
>Boomers believe him, and start literally poisoning themselves
>Firing all the people who know what they're doing, because they're making him look dumb
>Says we can't let the economy collapse, tells people to go back to work and sacrifice themselves for the stock market.
>Boomers willing to die for him
>Refuses to build any facilities for producing medical supplies, because the companies who make them lobbied him, to let them continue selling them to whichever state government is the highest bidder
>refuses to send any of our stockpiled ventilators to New York because Cuomo was mean to him.
>literally going to kill more people than 9/11
But yeah bro, this is all China's fault. I'm sure everyone will rally around Trump like he's a war hero.
Landon Russell
Nolan Bell
>TDS: The Post
Don't avoid his question. We wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for the chink's gross eating habits + their chinese government keeping quiet about this out until it got outta control.
Levi Rogers
Tranny hands typed this post
Luke Anderson
This. It's a CIA bioweapon.
Daniel Hill
jokes on you, Im a never trumper and his old decrepit voting base is going to die before the next election
Connor Phillips
Based.
Brandon Collins
+2 social credit points have been added to your account
Austin Brooks
Go back to Yas Forums.
Jacob Flores
Please don't use my adorable imouto Hamster-chan Umaru-sama to fling shit on the wrong board.
Michael Watson
> me during quarantine
I'm just started working from home.
Leo Watson
fuck off
Logan Sanders
David Nelson
I didn't watch the series, but it looks disgusting.
I hope it dies by the end of the series.
Robert Rogers
>Im a never trumper
What a surprise
Eli Brown
Eli Wright
I wish I could be that comfy. Picture related is more how I've been during the quarantine.
I only ever leave home to shop. Which I barely even do twice a month.
I still almost can't believe that by the time word got out that the virus had been confirmed in my region, I had already been infected and grew ridiculously sick just some days later.
I am finally feeling a bit better though, but this virus has been extremely stubborn.
Isaac Ortiz
Also your lungs might get fucked too for life lmao
Brandon Murphy
this is me in lockdown
Hunter Scott
onii-chan, we're out of toilet paper again
Camden Perry
Oliver Cooper
Not even remotely the same as Italy, though.
Juan Brown
>One similar membrane protein in the viral capsid means it acts the exact same way
real brainlet hours