Oh no Yas Forums, Shinji is sad (again)!
What do you say to cheer him up?
Oh no Yas Forums, Shinji is sad (again)!
Henry Gray
Luke Diaz
Stop crying you little faggot
Hunter Diaz
Drop your pants
Charles Ross
>What do you say to cheer him up?
Nothing.
Caleb Baker
IM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOM
Lucas Richardson
>not having the decency to sweet talk him first like Kaworu
Colton Peterson
That might work for a sad Asuka.
Aiden Jenkins
>2015
>Still wearing shitty earrape headphones
Get your shit together wimpy
Leo Price
How about you start growing up and realize this whole fucked up situation is bad for all of us? But we are struggling for survival here, so everybody needs to drop their personal drama bullshit and do their fucking job.
Xavier Lopez
WHEN'S 3.0+1.0?
Nicholas Price
>Sure, maybe your dad doesn't love you and the everyone around you hates you. But there's always a way out. Now I'm not saying you should, but I'm just saying, you won't be bothered by any of this if you died. I mean, when's the last time you heard a dead person upset? And when you die people start liking you more. Plus all those people who hate you they'll probably feel bad because they think they drove you to it, so there's that. And you hate yourself right? So in a way, if you commit suicide, you're getting rid of the person who hates you the most.
>haha, just some food for thought buddy. You have a good one.
Aaron Foster
They've done nothing but treat you as an object to be cast aside when you're not useful anymore. You've more than earned the right to return the favor.
Jacob Scott
Stop it you're going to make him cry.
Grayson Brooks
If my kid turns out to be a little emo bitch, he's on his own.
Jackson Scott
Wanna kiss?
Ian Brown
Leave a bottle of sleeping pills on his drawer and hope he gets the message
Jace Cook
its not happening
Jaxson Lewis
>I love you.
Kevin Long
>two minutes later
Ian Thompson
they can't do that
I've been waiting for years
Levi Smith
... Aaaannnnd he's gone
Aiden Allen
Asuka should cuck him to cheer him up.
Justin Green
Cuck would imply Shinji can get a girlfriend
Ryder Gutierrez
He now gets up, completes the job, and goes right back to feeling awful. Repeat for the next few episodes until someone who genuinely gave a damm about him showed up.
Grayson Sullivan
Why the fuck would Asuka be with Shinji?
Cameron Hill
Which is why I recommended to commander Gendo that we take this silver haired freak out back and shoot him like old yeller the moment he started turning bitchboy against us. But no, everybody thinks they must have their own little schemes and politics in this fucking organization.
Jacob Reyes
Shinji would murder Gendo for touching his boyfriend
Jace Morales
but gendo (and fuyutsuki and seele) already touch his boyfriend. Look at that thin, fragile frame... do you seriously think old, horny, rich men would just that run around un-deflowered?
Bentley Johnson
More like
>You're worthy of my grace
Zachary Lopez
S-sauce? Strictly for research purposes only.
Asher Mitchell
Dad's gonna die.
Hudson Ross
Chinky choo doujin. i dont know what it's called cus i dont read chink, but you can find it in the kaworu tag on nhentai.
Chase Wood
You may have killed billions, but at least you made me happy!
Zachary Perez
Didn't she die in 2.0?
Christopher Davis
Thanks, now I know what I'll be fa-- I mean studying next week.
Austin Sullivan
Hug him and cuddle with him? Not gay tho
Tyler Morris
Buck up Shinji! You work in a pyramid!
Ryan Wright
Have sex with him?
Julian Hill
>Not gay tho
Mason Murphy
I would cuddle with him and become his bf. It might be a bit gay, but if it's with him, I don't mind
Gavin Martin
do the thing kamina did to simon and what simon did to rossio... withouit context this sounds hella gay just trus me it makes sense
Adam Carter
An angel's agape is NOD homosexual
Robert Harris
based
Mason Evans
Came here to post this best psychotherapist in the universe.
Cameron Gonzalez
ok ok maybe a bit gay
Jaxson Lewis
Literally this
But I think the person most suited to do it would be Touji
Xavier Gutierrez
>STOP BEING A FUCKING BITCH AND PILOT THE ROBOT! We don't need you so you're free to scram.
>Shinji leaves
>They send army to drag him back
>WHY DID YOU COME BACK BITCH BOY!? HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS!?
No shit he's sad (again).
David Ramirez
But Asukafags told me they are dating just because he helped her on a train!
Angel Gonzalez
Did he deserve any of this hatred?
Juan Long
No, he deserves way more.
Ryder Cruz
He dared to continue hating his job, so yes
Jaxson Murphy
Kind of. He actually did have ability he denied to pretend there was nothing he could do about a situation, he was always clutch when he actually tried, he understood people better than he was willing to admit so he could be more self-deprecating, and he knew way more about what was going on that he just didn't want to think about.
Brayden Rogers
Asuka is in a coma, wanna go visit her?
Nathan Morales
How does it feel to be a complete idiot, OP? Imagine obsessing over Evangelion this much in 2020 in the middle of a pandemic. Morons like you never learn.
Jacob Nelson
Shut the fuck up Anno, just release your shitty movie on the Internet
Camden Wright
what's he listening to?
Adrian Long
Komm, süsser Tod on repeat
Anthony Lee
It wouldn't be an important scene, the implication is there anyway and it just works better skipping forward a week to get to EoE, I'm still a little disappointed to not see the poor bastard that tried to hide Asuka's condition from Shinji but wanted to give him something after 24 and show him at least she was alive and where she was.
Kevin Hughes
Give him this
Jonathan Torres
stealth eva thread
Andrew Morgan
Smash that german pussy bro
Liam Kelly
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