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what a sadistic bitch
Are halflings the jews of this setting?
I also made that joke
Any catgirls/wolfgrillz recently?
Could an incubus make his dick big enough to fuck a giant?
If they were he wouldn't have shared any of the gold with the rest.
If the need arises an incubus can convert their entire bodymass into dick.
weakest episode by far. But let's be honest, aside from episode 7, we had a decent string of solid to great episodes. How about we rank the episodes?
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Honestly it would be easier to rank this show by segments, since one episode can contain a top tier and a meh segment back to back.
100 out of 8. dronkan & slottan nna slot the best
where the fuck am I supposed to watch this now?
you torrent it like a normal person you nigger
kill yourself
Halflings are properly lesser Jews, since Kanchal's greed doesn't blind him from the potential revenue in Stunk, Zel, and Crim.
So much so that he is still able to maintain relations and make more money.
Spotted the baka
I used to be a kissanimefag myself for a long time, but I never publicly said it here.
Wasted get
Please die of a respiratory disease.
Eat bat soup
Can you guys imagine going back to regular ol' no-sex, barely-lewd, 12 episodes of girls teasing the mc with no results ecchi? I hope that Reviewers crashed the ecchi market for good. Like I don't see anyone who watched Reviewers this season, to tune in for that show in the next season. It just doesn't happen. And if alot of nips don't tune in, then that show will bomb, and thus they will need to up their ecchi game and start making Reviewers tier content.
But are there any shows next season on reviewers' level? The problem is scarcity in the market, so people take whatever they can.
I'm gonna try it. Just won't expect it to be as good as Reviewers
it airs in July
Well shows are usually set up a year or half before airing, so a new trend doesn't instantly catch on.
I always bothers me how asexual anime is
Japanese are mentally ill like Americans
Penguin-chan and the egg-laying episode had no reason to be this fun. I don't understand the fetish, but she and Croco-chan were adorable and had me giggling. Shame the incubus didn't bone the owl receptionist.
I bet angel dick tastes amazing.
I bet Crim's cum tastes like soft serve ice cream.
I want to suck Crim's dick Greek style all night long
>Japanese are mentally ill like Americans
Japan aren't shy about sex in real life though. They got love hotels, hostess clubs, and Soap lands.
Japanese arent as prudes as americans, but they have very stricts lines about how sexual things should be. It can be extremely frustrating to watch romantic comedies because you will never get physical intimacy. Just look how people absolutely lose their shit if someone kisses someone in a show/manga or god forbid HAS SEX.
Or atleast thats how their media does it. Regular people have sex as usual. The commercial success of Reviewers is also a proof of this.
>Japanese are mentally ill like Americans
Actually, the problem goes two ways. The industry provides only asexual stuff, and the anime watchers eat it up. It doesn't mean they like it, they just watch it. This show got a lot of positive feedback, mostly because they aren't the prudes they are made out to be. They are like that 14 year old, who has so far only seen the stuff on softcore porn channels, when suddenly older brother turns on the actual hardcore stuff.
Also, when that otaku politician said that he would take a stand against censorship, all those otakus came out of their holes and gave him massive support. Meaning yes, everyone from lonely businessmen to virgin otakus, want to see some pussy.
It's very weird how in romance shows and ecchi shows, you get endless teasing with no payoff, but then you suddenly find a straight up sex scene in some regular action anime.
Its even worse in jrpgs
Only anime/manga, especially the ones for males, are like that because the majority are incels. Other media are not like that in Japan.
itt: let me tell you about your country.
Its probably the usual situation, girls in those shows arent allowed to actually deliver physical payoff because "it makes them dirty" and that might damage the brand when the otaku fans of that girl get broken hearts over it. So they keep every girl in this weird limbo of showing interest and having candid sexy shots of them but never actually crossing the actual actual line.
But this isnt some new observation I just made up of course, anyone who keeps up with this stuff can see it happen.
Now after the shitshow of the Azur Lane animation, I'd like it if they went the Ishuzoku bootleg route. Just random commanders talking about the boatgirls they've boned. It would be harder to have as much variety like IR, but would be fun.
>destroyers are small and spicy, light cruisers are the most standard girls, heavy cruisers give you a stronger pounding, battleships and carriers are the most experienced, submarines are small and slippery
>american girls are relaxed and open-minded, english are elegant, germans are more forceful but coy, japanese are more familiar and act more like typical ecchi girls
>ark royal supervises and manages destroyers, but is flustered when people pick her
>inexperienced commanders are freaked out to see mutsukis/other loli boats being offered, but they're told they're one of the feistiest groups
>sirens also have their own brothel
>because "it makes them dirty" and that might damage the brand when the otaku fans of that girl get broken hearts over it
But do they really think like that? Or does the industry think that the fanbase thinks like that, thus putting out more of this kind of stuff, thus making everyone think that that's how they think. I highly doubt that purityfags have as much of a presence, as the amount of shows pandering to them would have you believe. I think japan is growing up, but their media is holding them back something fierce. The positive reactions to reviewers prove that they in fact like it when hanky-panky happens on screen.
Here, fixed it for you.
>But do they really think like that?
Thats the big question isnt it. A chunk of them atleast does, and those are the fanatics that go burning studios, so they kind of have to pander to that. Obviously the majority doesnt see the girls like that but they also dont make enough noise about it to send the message of "Its okay if the MC has sex with them" or whatever. Studios cant make shots in the dark with these matters and hope that it pays off, they have to look at the feedback and sales numbers. Thats why Reviewers selling so well is so important.
You also run the risk that some people might see this as an opportunity and blow it out of proportion. They'll see this success and start injecting series with girls/dudes that are both sexually active and also promiscuous. No harm done in a series like this, but they might start saying that hey, this girl who is fucking all the baseball team ain't that bad, and that she's the MC too. Dunno how relevant shipperfags are in Japan, but I can imagine they won't like it when it's clearly defined who is fucking who, instead of the masochist tango of so many series.
Points if you can figure out what the categories are a reference too.
What they need to do is to increase the amount of ecchi shows with sex. Then they can take a look at like 4 seasons, where a tame ecchi show ran side by side with a sex ecchi show. Then the numbers will do the talking.
But how about those Harem shows where there are a dozen best girls, and the mc doesn't even fuck the main one? What if we play fast and loose, and have mc get some from the girls? Instead of getting into a dozen sexual yet awkward scenarios with the girls, then get interrupted and then the show ends. I just cant imagine that there are still people out there who find that scenario to be actually unironically enjoyable and funny. It's more done to death than anything anime has ever done.
No harm done in doing some of them, but not so much that it becomes the trend, like isekai, because that would also run the risk of growing stale, and what was once novel and fun is now less so. And yes, a harem where he scores with a couple of them would be nice. This is why I liked the omnibus format like Amagami, every girl had their time to shine and every girl was getting plowed at one time or another.
>because that would also run the risk of growing stale
We are literally living in stale right now. You can not go any more stale than the current state of ecchi shows. How about just simple variety? Want your sex shows? here you go. Want your purity shows? We got them too.
>those are the fanatics that go burning studios, so they kind of have to pander to that.
They are also a big part of those fanatics actually buying merch and shit, and that's why they pander to them. It's business.
I agree, there should really be both flavors.
Is this actually a quality show, or just something you wank over?
it's shit
Yes, now quit asking that every other thread.
This shit has only one episode left, dont you have enough footage already to make the call if its good or not?
Its great but if you are retarded enough to ask this at this point you wont like it due to lack of brains.
Usually endings make me feel really good. A good ending gives you a sense of completion. This here however makes me feel empty inside. I guess we'll always have the manga. I wonder how long will that keep on going? And how will it end?
I wonder if it'll end by them settling down and marrying some girl. Or maybe an older Zel narrating and writing about their foolish days when they were younger. Him and Crim are still around and kicking, Zel dies, and Crim finally gets his halo back, telling Heaven about the wonderful time he had on Earth. Loli demon has been ruling the land as a competent politician, and magic and business has been thriving for quite a while.
Here is my version of the ending:
>Crim gets his halo fixed
>As promised, he takes Stunk and Zel to heaven (maybe taking Kanchal along as well, since he has been a bro from day two)
>They arrive an instantly split up.
>15 minutes later they come back to Crim and ask him why the hell does every angel here have a giant penis
>Crim is very sorry
>They ask if they can leave heaven
>Crim says sorry, but no
>They think for a while and decide that if they can't get back, then might as well try and angel anyway
>They all turn to Crim and ask if he has any plans for the night
>Crim goes ehh
>Then they review him
>The end
Crim being a bottle of mayo is just extremely sexy to me. Not sure if it is my kinks with Crim being an inanimate bottle of mayo, or something else though.
>And how will it end?
A happy ending for everyone.
Wait, this was the last episode? But I thought it was 12 episodes.
No it wasn't, but I'm talking about the feeling of it ending soon. It's an impending feeling of doom.
So did the receptionist join in the fun as well?
Talking about this flatty here.
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Mindfuck brothel when?