Imagine having this hot piece of ass in your party, and going for some bland loli instead

Imagine having this hot piece of ass in your party, and going for some bland loli instead.

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Imagine having a shit taste in general.

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as much as I like darkness, megumin was the most level headed of the group

cringe

Getting cucked by Darkness sounds hot, but most people are not into that. Megumi was the most reasonable choice

Why not have both?

Why is Lalatina such a fat cow?

>muh cowtits

Why do all butthurt sidegirlsfags sound the same?

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Wiz is better than every other girl in the series combined.

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No question, I would creampie Darkness and watch her abs disappear and turn into a huge pregnant belly.

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you and other fat nobles

I like darkness, if Megumin didn't exist, I'd wife her. But Megumin does exist, and I like her more.

I like Aqua!

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She's bigger and stronger, and submissive. Kazuma can't dominate her properly

Both Darkness and Megumeme are an incel's wet dream. One loves losers and the other is literally a loli chunni who becomes rapebait after using magic one time.

For me, it's the tomboy waitress

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Why don't Konosuba girls wear bras? As a girl that's fucking uncomfortable and so much back pain.

no bras in fantasy world

>medieval underwear
look it up yourself, you're on the internet aren't you?

She's a masochist, the pain and lewdness give her pleasure

Dude stop wearing bras.

>muh historical accuracy
When the fuck were isekais ever accurate?

Megumin has no chest.
Darkness has indefatigable muscles.
Aqua is a retard.

When it makes muh pp hard.

>As a girl
Found the trap. Bras induce back pain you dumb motherfucker that's why most of women want to go no bra especially when they have big breasts.

I don't know who to believe, I'm so confused.

Which one of you has bigger boobs? This will decide it

Hey dude just go ahead and post your soijack

Perfect. Post more Wiz

Doesn't matter as long as you get the point

>t. coomer using his dick to mansplain titty physics to a hoe
Holy shit this is basic physics. Keeping your tits closer to your body eg center of mass means less force on your back. Why the fuck do we wear sports bras during strenuous activity? Did you pass high school?

If your boobs are hurting, you could use someone to massage them

an acquired taste

You fool, massage just makes them larger.

agreed

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is that really a bad thing?

Well it makes the problem worse.

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You along with every monster in a hundred mile radius of Axel

it makes the problem of my erection worse

How can she have those abs while having twigs for arms?

Name me one anime waifu that isn't incel bait.

Reminds me of another undead.

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she skips arms day

Imagine being a cuckold.

Go back. Or, you know, just take your meds.

I understand anyone who goes for Aqua. What an ass.
I also perfectly can understand anyone who goes for Dankness. Holy shit.
But Megumin? It does not make any god damn sense. If you're going for the loli, you go for komeko or some other loli that isn't about to hit the fucking wall. Let's face it, in loli years, megu is an old hag.

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Similarly, if you just like the chuuni shit, there's Yunyun. So really, why would anyone go after the dumb explosion midget with the dumb hat? IT DOESNT MAKE ANY GOD DAMN SENSE. WHATSOEVER.

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imagine not going for a literal goddess

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Komekko doesn't have enough screen time.

Training exclusively by getting punched in the stomach.

Imagine enjoying being in debt

dude is your hard drive melting or did you deep fry those images to make some kind of autistic point

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Yes.

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HHHHHH LE CLUMAY ANIME GIRL., GET IT SHE IS CLUMSY THAT'S THE JOKE !
HAHHHHHHHHHH.

I would go for eris

>a slut that would let herself get raped by every random sadist on the street
Yeah no, boom loli was the right choice.

how tight is wiz's anus?

it takes a fart 3 days to escape

>imagine being this butthurt because Aqua is genuinely funny

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This artist is a hero.

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Even Aqua is a better choice than generic chuuni loli #43984, but yeah low iq plebs won't understand.

If a girl was cute and she loved me unconditionally it would be fine.

That's literally just kazuma with tits

>only character made for pedos wins
>wow why do all these non-pedophiles care about the same thing?

>fuck realism
>now back to bitching about how these characters would have back pain