You are getting attacked by this loli succubus

Let her kick my crotch.

Use my ultimate mating press technique

I surrender my only mortal possession, my semen.

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Tell her I'm married to my waifu, surely that'd stop her right?

What is she going to do, fuck me to death?

Yes at nearly twenty shes practically a grandma

Yep.

Strip naked, get on my knees, and furiously masturbate (both hands) while I smell her crotch.

Best defense is a strong offense.

*unzips dick*