hapter 169: Who the hell would call “Giraffe meat Frankfurter?”
Dear…
...Gouhin-san
Letter: (badly written) “To Gouhin-san” (probably leave in JP so the following sentences make sense)
Why did I lift the stroke at the end? He might think that I’m trying to flirt with him…
I don’t think he’ll like that
Writing a letter might come off as creepy anyway…
Scrap that
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I’ll give it another shot… I’ll give up if I fail.
I’m already out of paper, anyway.
This will be the last try. My last shot at getting this right...
To…
...Gouhin-san…
...err…
I’m not that great at writing… Nobody ever taught me…
Dear Gouhin-san,
It’s Kyuu. How are you?
Does the sudden letter surprise you? It doesn’t surprise me because I’m the one sending this.
But I’m still confused.
I thought I was your only student (disciple)
But I learned you have another
A young wolf named Legosi. His name is hard to remember.
Right now, as his fellow disciple, we're meeting with each other for training
Since I'm a female herbivore, he didn't go all out on me, and didn't train much.
That's my report for the time being.
Kyuu: Please send this to Gouhin-san from Big Bear Cat Psychiatric Hospital.
Officer: We have blue and pink stamps, which one do you like?
Kyuu: Blue
Kyuu: Whatever... Just use the blue one!
Kyuu: How the hell can I choose pink
From your best disciple, Kyuu
Legosi: Heh ~ You wrote a letter to Gouhin-san!
Kyuu: I just reported to our master, that's all.
Legosi: But that's diligent of you... It's really admirable
Legosi: Ack
Kyuu: What are you trying to suggest?
Kuyy: Are you suggesting that I might have an ulterior motive to write to him?
Legosi: Ack… What?! No…!!
Kyuu: Just because I’m a female, a rabbit? Do you really believe I need flattery from a strong man (like him)?
Kyuu: If I was reminded of him, it’s (only) because you appeared out of nowhere.
Kyuu: To tell you the truth, I don't like your imaginary chimera
Kyuu: I can only think that you're combined with rabbit just for sarcasm
Kyuu: Why even bother weaken yourself?
Kyuu: You have a blessed body of a wolf, why would you make such a weak wolf-rabbit hybrid creature for a chimera...
Legosi: ... well...
Legosi: Naturally...
Legosi: I have no confidence of myself
Legosi: Rather than my wolf body
Legosi: I gain confidence and encouragement from what I see and feel
Legosi: You know
Legosi: When I saw myself reflected from your jet black eyes...
Legosi: Those black and wet eyes... like a TV screen...
Legosi: Like this
Legosi: That day, it clearly showed a wolf who lives
Legosi: I want to see myself as a true wolf
Legosi: I want to come in contact with her by all of my confidence...
Legosi: Since I'm in love with a rabbit...
Legosi: I don't think fighting you would make me more confident... what should I do?
Kyuu: Can't help you with that, just go and lose the duel
Kyuu: Love stuffs just end up destroying yourself
Kyuu: Fulfilling love is already hard.
Kyuu: Especially an interspecie love, it's a pipe dream.
Legosi: Well...
Kyuu: And if you end up making another "Melon", there's no one to save you.
Legosi: Where are you going?
Kyuu: I want to go outside and breath some fresh air, away from the crazy state of the back alley market. Also I'm thirsty.
Legosi: To the main street? Can I go with you?
Kyuu: Have it your way
Legosi: Why did she get mad when it comes to love? I guess we should avoid this topic from now on.
Kyuu: Help me find a cheap vending machine, will ya?
Kyuu: I'm already wasted my time with you instead of earning fight money, you know.
Legosi: Ah, this one is only 110 yen.
Kyuu: Not so fast, there should be 90 yen ones.
Kyuu: !!
Legosi: What's wrong?
Kyuu: Today is just the worst... Look at that
Legosi: Hah?!
Legosi: A giraffe with a neck cast! It's rare to see that!
Legosi: Or it's just me seeing this for the first time... Whoa...
Kyuu: Nowadays people can just walk out with that without shame huh...
Text on cast (from top to bottom, left to right)
- I love you, Romeo-san / Back to work soon / Romeo-san, be strong
- Romeo! The real giraffe model! / Romeo BFF / Romeo-senpai / The best
- Get well soon
holy fucking lol
Kyuu: That guy just smugly sitting on the bench
Legosi: Still, casts are considered medals for giraffes, right? Look
Legosi: By those signatures, looks like he's quite popular
Kyuu: But the way he's showing off is too much
Love between giraffes is very brutal, males often compete for their female by striking other's necks.
As female giraffes are not as many, males are desperate by all means.
Legosi: Losers are usually seriously injured to bedridden for a while. Guess this guy won the fight.
Legosi: Ah... Just as I thought
Legosi: (He was waiting for his date)
Legosi: Kyuu-san, if you like Gouhin-san, you should tell him your feelings...
Legosi: Ah... I shouldn't have said that
Kyuu: No matter what, you're still "the one to have", that's why you can say that
Legosi: Eh?
Kyuu: "Naturally I have no confidence of myself"?
Kyuu: Say it when you actually have nothing for yourself.
Kyuu: Money...
Kyuu: Standing...
Kyuu: Power...
Kyuu: For someone who has nothing like me, I have no hope for love
Kyuu: Legosi, break is over, we'll resume the training
Legosi: Eh?
Kyuu: Right now, I'll trip off that giraffe
Kyuu: If that guy were beyond from recovery, he'll lost every blessings he had up to now. You want to avoid that.
Kyuu: Legosi, do your best to stop me
Legosi: Hah?
Legosi: Up there?
Legosi: Don't
Legosi: You shouldn't attack the herbivores, Kyuu-san
Kyuu: Looks like this kind of training work for you
Kyuu: It's all shown on your face, Legosi.
Last word: The training is getting intensed! Next week: COLOR SPREAD!
"I want to tell the trending net drama, that the happiness "as a woman" actually doesn't exist"
what?
BASED femcel!
I think she means that happiness "as a woman" is no different from happiness "as a man"
I could still be wrong. Does anyone have any insight on the original Japanese?
Paru’s referring to the drama “Followers” on Netflix
Based
Japan is still a sexist society, being a woman you're still looked at as someone that's supposed to be a baby maker and a house wife or an object of sexual desire. Being happy as a person is possible but as a woman (as in women related subjects and standings) it's stressful. Go outside of that and you are looked down on.
I mean yeah just threaten to harm an herbivore and Legosi will be angery.
why does a bunny need such big honking tits?
No one needs big tits, some just haave them.
first panel looks like a balding guy writing.
REMINDER THAT GIRAFFES ARE HOMOS IRL SO THESE ARE JUST FELLOW MALE MODELS WRITING SHIT
> millions of ways different way he can choose to stop her
> still manage to pull her pant down.
it becomes second nature at this point
That's got to fucking suck.
you'll get it eventually
Is that true or just some fun fact from seton academy?
I wanna make babies with Paru! She's small and looks like a shota.
TRAGEDY END CONFIRMED
im just walken here
en.wikipedia.org
>Giraffes in Kenya; giraffes have been called "especially gay" for often engaging in male-male sexual behavior more than male-female
This is what happens when you stay up to 8 am writing a 15-page research paper. Sadly corona chan can't stop courses from switching to online
So Haru is not going become the mom of a melon? based paru.
Are you a dog? If not, don't bother
So coomers will keep reading
>GIVE ME THAT KNOT
Romeo new best and most based chad character in the manga.
>And if you end up making another "Melon", there's no one to save you.
Based Kyuu.
>STANDING
>POWER
SHE SAID IT!
her fetish is leaking
Don't forget the money
Why is she so concerned about coming off flirty to Gouhin? Why is she quick to deny the tiniest suggestion of it?
there is a dumb wolf on tv
She doesn't want him to get the wrong idea. She likes him but respects him too much that her feelings need to be pushed to the side so they can maintain a professional relationship.
>crocs
this is something you wear outside if you gave up on life
But whenever Legosi even touches the subject she loses her cool. I don't understad why anyone would react that way.
So Kyu is the true Paru's selfinsert?
Are you implying Paru has massive autistits?
I mean spiritually
When someone who legitimately has everything you want and is at least half of what you want and somehow still manages to make life impairing excuses due to confidence problems it's pretty fucking grating.
It all makes sense now.
Because Kyuu's tsun for the Big G.
based super-dense alloy-chan
t. autistic wolf