SNAP

i'm not dead in a hospital so it turns out i don't understand

this kills the Luigi

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What if she's making pasta fasool?

then it's okay

I actually didn't know she was making soup when I paused video and made the thread that got 500 replies and mentions on japanese websites

Well, it will surely be good to scoop the remaining spaghetterinos with a spoon.

>lörs lärä

>Less than 0.001%
I'm not sure that joke works. Try next month.

Yes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PASTARINO NOOOOOOO

lel

I've never wanted to punch someone in the face so much in my entire life.

BASED
Shitalians BTFO

But it's clearly green.

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Lol

I always do it and I eat it quite often.I also add ketchup to my lasagna and pineapple (and sometimes mayo) to my pizza. You linguini fucks can't stop me.

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this is green

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this is now a food thread

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>be Italian
>die because your government is somehow even more incompetent that Iran's

I didnt know this was something people got mad about until that thread
Never gonna stop SNAPPING my pasta
suck it angry marios

Only if you're a boomer sucking up the country's resources

>that Iran's
more like Italy is the only country telling the real numbers

it's a different shade of green. imagine if you could only see one shade of each primary color

Fuck off.

Now that's some horror that could have been thought up by Itou-sensei himself

>Rumours the bootleg alcohol in Iran could cure the deadly coronavirus have killed at least 27 people so far, authorities confirmed.

That's a slightly bluer shade of turquoise. Turquoise isn't a shade of green

Nope, it's just Luxembourg reversed to increase comfiness

I am not pretending. I am actually mildly irritated by this.

>>it's a different shade of green
not the italian flag green

Like this user said Italian see a bundle of sticks as a symbol for unity and strength.
One stick, easy to break, many sticks, hard to break.
So when they see an anime girl breaks their sacred symbol, they instinctively become furious.

The real horror for you is that I'm not joking. Also the real twist is that where I live those kind of pizzas are so commonplace that they are on the menus of almost all Pizzerias.

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what a barbarian

>>Italian see a bundle of sticks as a symbol for unity and strength.
>One stick, easy to break, many sticks, hard to break.

A NOI!

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At least that once doesn't have pineapple

when it cooks it becomes soft and fits in the pot, there is literally 0 reason to break it in half.

>doesn't like pineapple
What a Pleb

well, jizz aside that one doesn't look that bad

I will break a spaghetti for every fucking virus those fuckers exported here.

Uhhh, user I have bad news, but it seems you have it backwards, it has to fit in the pot before it cooks.

In england dont they put tandoori chicken on pizza?

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If you're eating spaghetti, the OP always leaves out that they're eating some sort of soup. In which case you may or may not break the pasta.
It's easier to eat it with a spoon if you break it.

one of these threads huh

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stop hating on british food

PUTTANA MAIALA

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Dr. Scotti save this thread

The image that broke /ck/.

>Barilla
might as well eat from the floor like a dog

Yeah it's not like 60% of our contagions and 90% of our deaths are above 70 years old.

Garofalo, de Cecco. If you eat anything else you're a corona ridden snownigger. Salutes from Naples.

Fuck you I laughed

>The image that broke /ck/.
nope

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>not eating Rigorosa di Gragnano
>not eating Rummo

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This
Zitto coglione.
I’m Italian and that doesn’t bother me.

She has a small fucking pan, ofc she needs to break the spaghetti
>duuude just use short pasta
«No!»
Texture is completely different, and even cut in half spaghetti are still long enough to be rolled around the fork.

People getting upset by this are either LARPing faggots or actual dumb fucks Italians that normally eat garbage like american fast food and sandnigger trash like kebab.
Either way, shut the fuck up or I’ll cough on you.

>I’m Italian and that doesn’t bother me.
if you live above Arno you don't count

A european meal.

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>I’m Italian and that doesn’t bother me.
You're not an italian.

Italian food, particularly pasta in general, is absolute dog slop

>de Cecco
Congratulazioni plebeo, spero ti piaccia il glifosato Canadese.
Dio cane che idiota.

I've tasted a bunch of different pasta brands and they are literally all the same shit. It's fucking hard flour and water and eggs, past a very low threshold of quality control the returns are so diminishing they might as well not be there

I live in Bergamo. Cope, negracci.

>I live in Bergamo.
you are already dead, bauscia

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Well yeah, if you're eating pasta at all you might as well
Dog food for a dog people

Go back eating dog food

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>bauscia
You don’t even know the proper insult, terrone.
Also I already got the virus and healed.
Seethe more

truth.anyone saying otherwise is american with only touch to italian cousine is through jewish television entertainment

Italy doing a mild shitshow is par for the course.
However it still had a better reaction than our supposedly superior neighbours.