I WANT TO COOM INSIDE AQUA AND HAVE HER GIVE DEMI-GOD BABIES!!!!!

I WANT TO COOM INSIDE AQUA AND HAVE HER GIVE DEMI-GOD BABIES!!!!!

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Aqua will convert your semen to water.

Go rub one out you dumb faggot.

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>you will never challenge aquas ego as a goddess for being infertile causing her to fuck you like a rabbit to try to prove you wrong.

>aquafags are Yas Forumsermin
Can't say I'm surprised

The absolute hatred others have for Aquachads is great, always blaming them for a threads problems

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Aqua would drink through the pregnancy and give your kid fetal alcohol syndrome at best

theyre just intimidated cause theyre not alpha enough to tame her if they were to come across her, hence the megumin and wiz faggotry

>aqua and kazuma have to now face a new set of antics while raising a retarded child
new season premise

>tame her
She's a retard user. She doesn't need an alpha. She needs a handler

Aquafag is a Yas Forumstard..? NO, YOU LIED TO ME.

Her drinking isn't a real problem since the kid's already doomed with Aqua as a mother. Only chance it has is hoping two wrongs make a right, somehow.

Aqua is a deity and doesn't abide by the rules of human biology.

Excuse me, i'm actually from Yas Forums

I have no idea why Yas Forums thinks that coom=Yas Forums when it started on Yas Forums.

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Aqua is the most entertaining girl.

I like Aqua and find her humorous, but I really don't know why you would wanna do that, you'd basically be taking advantage of a retard

Faggots like you somehow continue to think that Aqua is useless despite being a high ranking deity and the most powerful entity in all of konosuba.

>fetal alcohol-chan lands a fat contract with (((Maou oh))) to spread the new climate change cult in the cities
love it, but who would believe this shit?

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>COOM meme

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She's not retarded. She's a genius when it comes to arts and crafts.

I did use the qualifier "Basically"

i'm going to drown you in in COOM if you don't stop being a faggot.

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your sperm is not strong enough to withstand Aqua's womb purification technique

Is anybody's? Maybe the demon lord yeah?

your sperm must have potent enough magic or have magical barrier to negate Aqua's divine magic, or just physically strong enough to resist being dissolved.

You faggots never explain how Aqua gets drunk if she purifies every liquid that she takes into her body.

topkek

she can selectively chose what to purify, you retard

Oh no, ah~
But seriously stop pushing this shit meme.

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I will not curse my children with stupidity.

Purifying stuff is not a passive autohappening. It's an active skill, you dumbfuck.

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Power means nothing in the hands of the retards.

She's not just useless, user. She's also a retard.

Then she can accept an infinite amount of my potent aryan coom and give birth to the Übermensch.

Heil Hitler and heil Aqua.

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>aryan
fuck off mutt

THAT'S IT I'M COOMING AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I am Aryan

Heil Hitler and Heil Aqua.

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>i'm actually from Yas Forums
kill yourself

>bleached hair and contacts
kys

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QUIT BULLYING MY GIRLFRIEND SHE IS NOT RETARDED ME NOR HER APPRECIATE THE UNRULINESS THANK YOU

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But bullying her is so fun

No fuck off faggot we can't even say nigger on boards outside Yas Forums without faggots like you screetching and derailing the thread.

Also Heil Aqua and Heil Victory!!!!

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How does Yas Forums do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.

are you suggesting the measure of a boards quality is dependent to the amount of aqua posts at the given time? If so thats a pretty based proposition

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Us Aquachads must rise up and conquer Yas Forums. Every last hethen who doesn't praise Aqua must live in fucking fear of us Aquachads if they don't praise aqua enough every day.

Behead those who insult Aqua!!!!!

>COOM
Go away Yas Forums.

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COOMposters are based and redpilled fuck off and seeth dilate and have sex.

Sorry user but its already confirmed she cant bear children. But i have a better one for you

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I demand a source that says that she's infertile.

not the heckin memerino

She turns any liquid to water by touchibg it. That includes your cum. Now dont get me wrong. Aqua is hella cute. I love Aqua. But as for babymaking megumin is better. Or any KS woman for that matter

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Aqua can select what she purifies otherwise she can't get drunk.

She can obviously control what liquids she purifies considering she can get drunk so if she wanted kids she'd have some

Just noticed this after I replied and didnt scroll all the way down. Oops

So it doesn't change at all then

SEASON 3 WHEN, WE NEED MORE KONOSUBA

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The fact that Kadokawa hasn't made a season 3 is a fucking crime.

It's like they actually hate money. Are they retarded?

>Once upon a time,
>there was a cute boy
>that could convert
>water into wine.

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She's retarded enough to delude her body into believing that purified alcohol gets her drunk, and having it act accordingly.

Now that I think about it why isn't Aquawave a thing?