I need this dumb Chogoron to be my wife

I need this dumb Chogoron to be my wife

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Too bad she's already taken

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I need Kanna to be my wife.

I want to be eaten by Elma

fuck off pedoshit

Kobayashi is my wife

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I need to be Tohru to have Kobayashi

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Akinator said I was kobayashi so that means legally toru is already my wife

Honestly, Tooru would probably be too much trouble

shut up, Tohru

tohru is so FAT

You say it like it's a bad thing

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She's worth the trouble.

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I'm not as patient as Kobayashi

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They make such a good pair.

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They're great together.

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Her sexuality is dragon+

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best couple

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:^)

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Kobayashi won the Tohru-bowl before you ever met her.

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no

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>handholding

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Only if she gets an actual job

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that's my secret old man, I'm always horny for violent dragons

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a clingy dyke with anger issues who hates humanity stuck in a cheap maid cosplay and a disturbing cannibalizing fetish? nah

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Tohru and Elma btfo by based nigs

She wouldn't harm a fly

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Wait a fucking minute. There's a glass sliding door that opens immediately outside when, clearly, it's an upper floor because you can see the neighbor's roof.

?

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You know what a balcony is, right?

you mean... the neighbor's balcony?...

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NO.

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She won it before she knew her

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Made for each other.

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yeah Take your time.

why wont kobayashi eat tohru already, is she gay

That dragon maid have excellent taste

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>Dragon Half
Wow it's been a hot minute

Kanna is just jealous, she wants handholding too.

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nice bulge

Who says she can't?

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Tohru is harmless

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just elma... a bit

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Okay

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Tohru a cute! A CUTE!

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Taken by the fire.

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>to be my wife
You wish.

That's an understatement.

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CUTE

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Yeah, she's only killed millions of god worshippers.

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Elma is Kobayashi´s wife number 2

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>she's only killed millions of god worshippers.
So has God.

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No

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This fish-eyed flat-chested alcoholic autist has a home dragon-wife and a work dragon-wife; and basically you are fucking stupid.

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But you are her number 1 Tohru, is not that bad

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mutt's law

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Sorry but Kobayashi is not shareable.

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Well, Kobayashi is the dominant one here so technically Tohru is forced to do what she says