Why do people like Senjougahara? Crab is literally the worst girl to have as a loyal waifu

Why do people like Senjougahara? Crab is literally the worst girl to have as a loyal waifu.

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she is fucking perfect the best girl.
bakemonogatari was a total masterpiece but then monogatari become a porn-shit.
everything good was destroyed to put tits and ass.
literrally disguting.
remember bakemonogatari was the only anime of monogatari.
the other are just naruto fillers.

also

crab>>>monkey=snail>>>vampire>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>snake>>>>>>>cat

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>ever not being the perfect man for your waifu
You deserve to be dumped

She's best girl and that scene is kino and exactly what Araragi wants to hear

Great design, great voice.

>crabfag seething that other characters dare take spotlight away from her

Some arcs were shitty, overall the series got better as it went on.

Monogatari second season is just as good as bake and owarimonogatari 1 and 2 are both quality

>Monogatari second season is just as good as bake
>NETORARE
ok cuck

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>oh no protag kissed a vampire this whole season is shit my experience is runined
What?

Bakemonogatari was always going to be "porn-shit" you retard. The anime litteraly starts off with a long ass panty shot. Theres araragi groping hachikuji and all the provocative shots of all the girls.

always ecchi and not full porn like in nise.
then a smaller part insert as comic relif and not as plot.

I don't remember seeing full porn in nise. Care to share examples?

You don't remember the full penetration anal scene in nise?

example
Brush teeth with his sister.
3 episode wasted in porn scenes with her then a rushed interesting plot.

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Can you define "porn" for me real quick?
I just want to make sure we're talking about the same thing here.

I still loved Nise but the amount of ecchi especially with his sisters was a bit much and it made it harder to take rrrg seriously

when the scene in question lasts a few moments and is used as a comic relif it's ecchi.
when you use 10 minutes for the scene in question it's porn-shit it doesn't matter if there is no penetration your goal is to get people excited.

How can you ruin a masterpiece anime for money?

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That aint porn. I loved nise and found the ecchi to be just right. I was also able to take araragi seriously without letting the ecchi take away from that

Hitagi is probably the most realistically depicted woman in the entire series, so the incels hate her.
Everyone else is slobbering over RRRgi's dong because he smiled at them or something. All the other characters are walking wish-fulfillment, plot conveniences or just there.
She knows about oddities/vampires/wahtever and doesn't give a fuck
she doesn't get trapped in the nonsense that hangs around Araragi and doesn't get defiled by Shaft looking to take normal relations to the extreme.

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Nisio and SHAFT sold out to Colgate, user. The episode is an elaborate commercial designed to sell toothpaste, masterfully concealed within a Chinese cartoon for depraved pedophile siscon freaks.

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Because unconditional loyalty isn't a good thing. Also she's hot

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>still misunderstanding this scene
why is every "crabworstgirl" poster such a faggot

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That's fair I'm fine with it now but on my first watch I was a bit shocked to seee my best protag being an incest fiend

It's a joke, I'm assuming
considering what they mean is explained very literally in the following lines

It's funny that Bakefags always act like this because the only season more filled with "tits and ass" than Bake is Nise, which is where they dropped the series
Second Season onwards is tamer than Bake in that regard, nevermind Nise

idk man OP seems like a brainlet

Crab belongs to the real man

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fuck off naturotard

I don't know. I find that I relate to Kanbaru's crippling self esteem issues and hiding it behind self-deprecation humor.
The only reason she is "slobbering over RRRgi's dong" is because she knows it won't be going anywhere.

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fuck off narutotard

Reminder that Crab thought she was cucking Araragi away from Cat the entire time
Reminder that Crab and Cat go out together all the time and refuse to tell Araragi what they get up to
Reminder that Crab took advantage of Monkey needing someone to rely on to test Araragi's loyalty, and then got asshurt that they just became genuine platonic friends instead of Araragi telling her to fuck off
Reminder that Araragi makes out with the vampire chick in his shadow, his sisters, and also molests and gets molested by a ghost girl for fun all while dating Crab
Yet it's the overgrown depressed manchild character who's only good at misleading children and is a failure at life in every other way having a few intimate moments with Crab which ultimately go nowhere that you're triggered over

how many times you pause the anime to read in other monogatari?
the plot,quality,art,editing all shit compared to bakemonogatari.

then no meme oshino, why you waste time to watch soft-hentai?

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>Doesn't even know meme returns
finish the series before being retarded pls

>Cat the entire time

just to think that chadraragi can love that shitty cat or is it the stupidest excuse ever invented or the writers have sold their soul for the money of the catfags

>Reminder that Crab took advantage of Monkey needing someone to rely on to test Araragi's loyalty, and then got asshurt that they just became genuine platonic friends instead of Araragi telling her to fuck off
they become friends and in bakemonogatari was ok for the crab

second season writers are fucking brainlets that never saw bakemonogatari

>giving a damn who waifus who

Jesus.

>thought she was cucking cat
She was and she knew it but was constantly worried that cat could steal Araragi at any time because she felt inferior to cat

>Refuse to tell Araragi what they get up to
Don't really remember seeing this, where is it said?

>Took advantage of monkey to test Araragi and then got butthurt
This is retarded she says in episode 12 that "A cute kohai" is one of the few things that she can offer to Araragi, obviously she's happy that they're friends

>Araragi makes out with bat in shadow
Yea true cant deny this one

i know ,i show this shit
they literally turned shinobu into a meme and ruined the character. but it didn't work and they made him come back because without him he is serious he loses 99%

I can't even understand your ramblings anymore esl-kun.
You should go back to naruto

It's just NPCs bandwagoning onto the first girl. There's no more justification because that's all they need.

God I love Ougi like you wouldn't believe.

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>how many times you pause the anime to read in other monogatari?
Bake's not the only show in the series to do what you're referring to by the way
>the plot,quality,art,editing all shit compared to bakemonogatari.
Nise actually had the best art and editing actually. Bake didn't look good aside from the few cherry-picked scenes everyone singles out. The 'quality' went downhill after Nise though.
Plot-wise, Bake's one of the weakest parts in the series. Only Nise's worse than it in that regard.

>then no meme oshino
He comes back later is and is slightly more of an actual character later too, though never truly gets away from just being a talking plot device/exposition dump device which is all he was in Bake.

Not trying to troll you, if you liked Bake give the rest of the series a chance. Each season is relatively distinct to the others so it's dumb to drop it at Nise and then judge everything else based on Nise. Or don't, it's your choice, but then don't get so mad when people point out that your opinions on the rest of the series are irrelevant and based around incorrect assumptions.

Please don't use Umineko for really bad shitposting.

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>When hijab only reveals the eyes it's erotic, but if a woman has full on uncovered face she's a dirty slut.
This is how you sounds, stupid faggot. Arbitrary time limits is not what separates ecchi from porn

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is cat-shit not a real plot.
her character was the only bad thing of bakemonogatari.

Take a wet one, fellow self-cest aficionado.

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I don't dislike her, I just prefer some of the other chicks more. I think the fact that Shaft cuts out scenes/dialogue for other characters to give extra scenes for Gahara is a valid thing for people to be annoyed about though.

What did she mean when she said she was "the principles of the universe" in the planetarium vision?
Why did she pose as the Darkness?
What was the goal behind her actions in Otori? Antagonizing Gaen?
If she's the embodiment of Araragi's self-criticism, why did she try to punish other "liars"? And isn't she a liar as well anyway?
Were the long sleeves just a design trait?

Incest made me drop the Monogatari series. So Bake is the only thing for me.

There was a purpose for this though, by then Karen has come to different terms with Rrrg, she now sees him as someone she now rely on and trust. But Rrrg still didn't take Karen seriously, she saw her as a mischivious little sister who kept getting into trouble. His entire perception of her changed thanks to the toothbrush scene. At first, he thought he was proving himself right (pic related), that Karen wouldn't be able to handle herself at Kanbaru's (or in general) and didn't know what she gets herself into.

Karen showing that side *aroused* of her led Rrrg to see her as a woman, not just his annoying little sister, shifting the relationship in a way that allows for future development.

Is it an unconventional way to do it? Yes. Is it fan service for the sake of fan service? Perhaps. But I like how it's not JUST fan service. It sets up these characters for future developments. For better or for worse.

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osananajimi

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bitch, her boyfriend cheats on her 24/7. he should consider himself lucky she hasn't killed him yet, like she promised she would

It's barely even present, Nisemono is where it's the most prominent

>he should consider himself lucky
Crab's the one pursuing Koyomi and not the other way around for most of the story, to be fair.

To add to this. The toothbrush scene really contrast with the Shinobu/Araragi bath scene in an interesting way. One is VERY sexually charges yet is fully clothed and involves no direct sexual stimulation. The other is to character completely in the nude for an extended period of time yet has no sexual tension. Despite this, at face value, the bath scene is more ecchi than the toothbrush scene.

Scene length is completely irrelevant and comic relief has nothing to do with it, they're not mutually inclusive.

True. At first, I thought he continued going through the toothbrush scene out of pride and winning, but when he started going for a feel I was stunned that his boundaries were further out than I thought

I don't like self-cest or at least I don't think I do but I like everything about her, her looks, personality, everything.

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>only incest in nise

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I don't know if you've figured this out yet but he's an M and she's an S

That's no it really.
It pretty straightforward character development for araragi.
Before bee brushing he was a closeted siscon in denial.
Afterwards he realized the truth and embraced it.

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Nise came right after Bake, I think. I tried to watch it but incest sucks. If there's any other season without incest I'll watch it.

How do you measure which girl was first? Because even if we ignore Kizu Cat and her panties are shown 7 seconds into Bake

I found the first season of this show wierd to watch.
Everything comes off perfectly as a psychological show. All the characters problems are on the noise mental disorders, so you start to think all the supernatal stuff that happens it's all just a reprisentation, a way of showing tgier mental state but not accualy happening.
Then 3 episodes in, sorry no its all just supernatural. Then keeps baiting the psychological for the rest of the show making it hard to watch.

If anything you could say the characters are well made with believable flaws, but I feel oldly let down with it been just another "it was a spooky ghost" a ime, anyone els feel the same?

Senjougahara is basically a 40 years old experienced woman, who is also teen and pure. That's her appeal.

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