ITT: We come up with the most absurd premises that have probably been already written

it would be ok title if there was ? or ! and the ned

I never know what butterfly effect is but now some chinese guy ate a bat at because of that I can't visit senpai stomatologist in rural Poland?

I Am My Wife

>Collage tech student in California gets set up with a tech job with by his older sister and bullshits his way though the interview though radical honesty ending up assigned to a section at the tech company responsible for biological implants that are linked to all the data on the internet and can allow the user to assess this data instantly anywhere on earth.

However on his first day he gets approached by a red head domestic NAZBOL terrorist who demands that MC kills the CEO of the company he just joined, Hyjinks ensue as the MC gets mixed up in a international game of espionage and war over world altering tech.

Also he fucks his cousin, sister, childhood friend, mother, cousins mother, boss,

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My Large-Chested Meganekko Female Class President Who I Had a Crush on Somehow Turned Out to be a Magic User From Another World While Also Working as an Idol When She Takes Her Glasses Off And Now I am her Butler?

Sounds like the next hit VN to land on Steam

fpbp

I've seen something similar to this already

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My Mother Who Is Also My Wife And A Magical Girl Is The Reincarnation of Major General William Tecumseh Sherman in Another World??!!

An alien falls down to earth next to my house, and I got an existential crisis because aliens exist which means humans are not special and there is no afterlife.

He ends up brutally killing her afterward with a with a knife

I time travel back in time to protect my mom from horrific incident, only to find out it was my dad that did it to her and I ended up having sex with her, thus, becoming my own father

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do they fuck though?

Reincarnated as a farmer but I don't know the first thing about farming.

Was it worth for him?

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If you add exclamation marks and question marks to your first sentence, it would be a fine light novel title.

>An alien falls down to earth next to my house, and I got an existential crisis because aliens exist which means humans are not special and there is no afterlife!?

Sounds like good plot for Futurama

how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
modern day classic by Jadenu Smitheu

the alien is a girl. and the MC has Schizophrenia so probably

I wanted to check what was smelling so bad in the fridge and discovered a barely alive loli who wet herself and eat all of the food?!!

yes, a good onii-chan will go through hell and back for his imouto's sake

>eat
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I've Been Reincarnated With All My Memories Now I'm A Kindergartn Grandma Worried About Her NEET Grandson

wait.. my mom is really my dad and my dad is my mom???

also
>my big sister is my real mom?

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I saved a girl's life and she turned out to be the demon lord from our own world? Wait! That means that demons exist and God allowed them to roam free, am I in hell?! Where did her panties go?!?

I like it

Transported to a Parallel World Where I Fall In Love With a Cute Girl Who’s Actually A Girl Version Of Myself!?

I'm a NEET and play online games every day with my guild. Little do they know that I'm actually a dog!
But then someone in my Guild comes dangerously close to learn about my secret?!

for a moment there I thought you were gonna say had sex with the dad

I set up a web-page to bring Word of God to the masses but was DDoSed by demons from another wold!!!?

Interesting plot, would like to see a live action of it sometime

The ""author"" is a narrator in the series and he explains his vision of the themes in every chapter, but then characters starts rejecting their roles (no 4th wall breaking) and the author is shocked by this, in an attempt to steer the story in its intended path again, the author forcefully introduced characters and situations in which the main characters will rationalize that are unnatural and will find ways to follow their own objectives which are different from the author's.

The girl I raped turned out to be me from the future undergone sex change so now both of us are no longer virgins

Stanley Parable came out years ago

Perhaps a miniseries on HBO written by the same guy who did Scary Movie 4

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I think I've seen a movie like this

In a world where the strength of your smell determine how many people can perceive you, I, a Smash Bros professional player, am the most visible man on earth and a criminal organization uses me for distraction as they commit crimes in front of people as long as I am in the room

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thought so

My Girlfriend Is A Childhood Slave Prostitute Twice Married Mother Of Three Gyaru Succubus And She Is Still A Virgin?!

It turns out everytime I pee, my urine becomes a cute girl so I try to stay as dehydratated as possible because my house is getting overpopulated by girls made of pee.

>would like to see a live action of it sometime
It would suck.
Premise might be interesting at first glance but you just know it's going to be full of forced drama, politics and totally overblown action scenes with lab personnel juggling hundreds of samples from ill people.

>It would suck.
Nah, it would be comfy show about adventures of neets

Disgusting but also hot

My wife is a shonenfag who can't shut the fuck up about power levels while I prefer complex storytelling that focus on characters and theme but I can't divorce her because she's too cute!

Volume 1
I was going to confess to my love, but got isekai'd moments before and now my love is the Demon Lord?
Volume 2
My onee-chan tripped when sneakily throwing out her collection of my underwear (?) and is now helping me defeat the Demon Lord?
Volume 3
My imouto fell out the window when she dived into my bed to wake me and now she's been captured by the Demon Lord?
Volume 4
Two years after being isekai'd my clumsy childhood friend was in a car crash while learning to drive, now she crashes my RPG party too?
Volume 5
My mom died of grief and joined her children in this isekai?
Volume 6
Dad is very disappointed in his family and came to bring us back?
Volume 7
After one-shotting the Demon Lord, my dad now challenges the dragon guarding the gate between worlds?
Volume 8
Do I get to confess without interference now?

user, are you a whizzard?

And it was lame because it was a video game and (You)'re the main element not characters different from (You).

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> now my love is the Demon Lord
> After one-shotting the Demon Lord,
> Do I get to confess without interference now
So the mc is into corpses, right?

I tried to killed myself dramatically but shat my pants in front of everyone I was trying to take psychological revenge on and now my high school is a nightmare except for the scat appreciation club??!

I've fallen in love with what I first believed was my little sister, but it turned out she's a fox deity who's also my mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and my great-great-grandmother?!

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I am infected with a mysterious virus but it suddenly came out of my body and materialized into a cute girl!?

I was an Average Salaryman and One Day I was Hit by a Truck and Died Never Reincarnating Because There's no Such a Thing

And also my father.

He got praised by his imouto and a free handjob on the way to school. Double win.

There's a dragon living in my right nipple so I'm scared my boob-loving boyfriend tries to suck it out and gets burned by its fire breath and also I have a retractable penis?!

I was thinking something along the lines of them capturing her soul and taking it back with them, but since her body was destroyed most of volume 8 is about making her come back to life too. Plus dad did some shenanigans with her soul to make sure she will answer yes, because he can't deal with this happening again.
But I like the corpse idea too.

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user, I know it's fiction but let's not get carried away.

I Got Reincarnatesd As My Little Sister?

ikr?

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After skipping classes to molest the brother of the girl I wanted to molest, I got molested too and somehow got isekaid as water itself in another world!?