How are you dealing with the coronavirus situation, Yas Forums?

I never leave the house so it makes no difference to me.

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I only use toilet paper when I'm not at home. Take a fucking shower or simply wash your ass. All you're doing with paper is smearing the shit all around.

Same here.

>oh god there is a pandemic what should i stock up on so I can bunker down?
>canned food?
>medicine?
>hmmm
>I KNOW TOILET PAPER
>3 days later
>why is my microwave pizza moldy, and why am i starving, toilet paper doesn't sustain me
corona virus just makes people dumb

absolute state of shitstralians
imagine falling for media-manufactured panic

I manage a grocery store. People have been going insane. Even blizzard panic isn't this bad. You'd think we're getting the plauge or T-virus or some shit. Wash your fucking hands.

Imbecile. Look at how fast this is spreading and how deadly it is.

There will be millions dead by the end of the year and the economy will be completely fucked.

It'll be over by Summer.

ok but buying 30kg of toilet paper isn't going to do shit eugene

>mostly old useless retired people and a few previously sick babies are dead

OH NO WHATEVER SHALL WE DO!!!!
WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!!!

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>user hasn't imported an authentic japanese toilet with integrated bidet.

do you know why there is a sink in every bathroom?

Noooooo not the heckin boomerinos who's going to buy now?

are you shitting in your sink, user?

it is to wipe your ass

>-oomer
Hang yourself twitter immigrant.

Please don't tell me you're drying your hands with toilet paper.

I'm still working, even though there's no much going on

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>washing your shit in the shower
jesus christ
but yeah just use a fucking bidet

I use my pants like normal civilised people

>"boomer" is Twitter
You okay there bud?

Yes, it is. Kill yourself.

I wonder what all the normalfags are going to do now that pretty much all public gathering events and schools are closed, save for the rare few that have chosen to go on without an audience. Just watch reruns on Netflix for two months?

he has schizophrenia, he's clearly not

Oh okay so you're just braindead.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_boomers

>reruns
>netflix
what

If you have small children at home, then homeschool and work from home.

If not, fuck it and enjoy life as usual with less traffic and more discounts.

You didn't say "baby boomers", you fucking retarded faggot. You said "boomers" and like parrot other derivatives of "-oomer" across every fucking website you decide to shit up as well. Hang yourself.

I dunno man, I don't use it. We've got anime, so what do they have in their enforced neet-dom?

Have sex.

For two months straight? Amidst a pandemic?

What pandemic?

I know this is kek but talking seriously for a moment, the real problem is probably overcrowding of hospitals with people down with moderately bad symptoms (thanks to how quickly Corona-chan spreads + her incubation period) though as user said it's unlikely most will die

Most hospitals are probably ill-equipped to handle oceans of cases i.e Italy and others with unrelated medical issues could also get fucked because hospitals are full. Let's not even get started on Americafags and their very affordable healthcare and testing system

the hippies from the 70s had no problem with that

Just got two weeks paid isolation from work, gonna masturbate and watch anime, what should I watch?

Cope

Just had my work cancelled because of it. Stupid virus, it's even pretty harmless for younger people.

Kyousougiga

>immediately resorts to twitter lingo.
So I was right about you being a twitter migrant, as always. Kill yourself.

How do I do that

It's fine but 1/500 will die with the current stats, that means that in an office building like 1 person on every 2 floors will die.

Cope

Ask ur parents dumb baka

What pandemic?
This shit only have a higher kill rate than the common flu.
Even road accidents kill more daily than coronovirus in China.

Since it only kill useless old farts, all the young ambitious workers must be over the moon.

They cancelled your work because the virus spreads fast and with a high infection rate, that's why.

@200247369 I don't know what you mean #cope #lol #memes

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No it means that everyone in the building is fine but they'll infect their elderly family members and they will die.

Nah it's more like .2% for people below 30, which is more or less the same as seasonal flu.

Houseki no Kuni

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I work at a grocery store and I'm waiting for shit to run out. Buy more shit you retarded boomers. I want to not work while at work.

got a better idea?

I mean it'll still kill 0.2% of young people, It's still better not to get it.

Seen it, loved it, bought the manga.

You could watch anime.

>schools all shut down
Time to finish my backlog.

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I'm a janitor at a grocery store and there's this one little shit on the clean team who won't do the corona shit no matter what anyone tells him. What do?

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call in the wuhan boys, rough him up a bit with some coughs.

This post is extremely low quality.

And you seriously think we are the idiots, kek, keep coping with your copypasta

>universities closed
Pretty damn good, keep this shit going.

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Roll

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Guess I'll just get back to grinding my video game and getting "good"
Fuck I'm garbage lmao

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fuck it, rollan.

czechem

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There's no difference betweenpretending to be retarded and actually being retarded.

Yeah minus 4 weeks of summer semester here, exams will hopefully be pretty easy.

>thread still up
do your fucking job, mods.
meanwhile checz these.

what videogame is it

I never said there was

It kills 0.2% of the population it infected, and the those are as far as reported currently consist only of the old and the very very young.

No other age group casualty reported yet.

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Your parents will die. So your live will be fucked kiddo. And it's official pandemic.

by alternating between shitposting, playing vidya and guitah, and watching anime like i've been doing for the last year now

you could do both things at the same time

Based, user! G*d help Phos and fuck Shitsha.

Try Asobi Asobase or Dorohedoro then, latter I need to get to watching more of but heard plenty of good things from others about

tf2, but not tf2, most impressive thing I've done is beaten this youtube.com/watch?v=hzBPpVYYGlI it's actually really fucking hard and that isn't even the hardest "map" to do

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>posting about incredibly useful, non-american devices on an american based Japanese culture discussion/image board

shut up communist i bet you hate freedom and pizza

Why aren’t bidets international standard?

Hang yourself wojakspamming twitter immigrant.

Because not everyone is a Muslim.

please take your meds

Rolling for Karen

Please kill yourself.

>Yas Forumstards telling other Yas Forumstards to fuck off
Based.

>Please kill yourself.

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Are you fucking retarded?