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>sneak attacks you while you're busy dealing with Notorious B.I.G.
Passione always wins.

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How did he know how his stand worked?

Absolute UNIT

Epitaph?

epitaph is like 10 seconds right? how did they know he had to die for his stand to activate

oh lawd he comin

He probably survived the arrow, and when literally nothing worked to make the stand come out they figured he had to die to activate it. Green Day only activates when things go down, so it's not like Passione is unfamiliar with absurd activation conditions.

Infamous L.A.R.G.E

What if every time he dies his stand can rebuild him once it consumes sufficient enough mass? It explains why his fingers were in the plane and also stops the whole "eating the entire earth" thing

Diavolo probably tried to kill him then saw his stand activate after death

This is the solution that probably makes the most sense to me, but at the same time, didn't it take quite a while to activate? It didn't attack until well into the plane flight

>Green Day only activates when things go down, so it's not like Passione is unfamiliar with absurd activation conditions.
Chocolate man would still be able to actually manifest his stand.

He's a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell.

it's possible his stand just told him. I was going to say he might have other abilities but by the way he threw his life away I doubt it, unless he had a weaker stand AND knew about the death ability, and just went "well it's the only way I can defeat those fuckers".
if you think about it he may have been one of the most loyal part 5 villain.

>Paying uglies and gay people
How can Diavolo even justify this?

Maybe that's not what he usually does with his stand? He was going there ready to fuck shit up and got shot like a retard while not knowing his stand would keep going after death?

There's so much shit in JoJo that is built up and then later outright forgotten, make no sense, or are otherwise plotholes

>Why is Dio's coffin underwater in part 2 when it was used as a boat by the survivors of part 1
>Santana
>Star Platinum going across town to get Jotaro stuff even though it's short ranged
>Hierophant Green's possession ability
>Silver Chariot shedding its armor to get faster
>Dio eye lasers and general vampire powers in part 3
>Joseph being brought back with Dio's blood but not being vampire'd
>Stand curses if you were weak
>Rohan needing to show people his manga to use his stand
>When Josuke got the button from Shigechi, he could’ve just used Crazy Diamond to trace it back to Kira immediately instead of giving it to Jotaro and taking it to the tailor.
>The alien in Part 4
>Josuke going back in time
>Polpo regenerating his fingers
>Gold Experience having that weird damage redirect ability
>Polnareff is hunting stand arrows in Italy before Jotaro learns of them (1999)
>Anasui going from woman to man
>Return of Earth, Wind, & Fire with different abilities and character affiliation in Part 6
>Anasui/Diver Down storing objects
>No Giorno in Part 6
>Pucci's should be older than he is in Part 6, and his skin color despite being from a white family (and confirmed canonically to NOT be adopted)
>Part 6's ending
>D4C making holes in Valentine
>Valentine going from short/fat to tall/buff suddenly
>everything with Kyo Nijimura in part 8

Is Araki a bad writer? Why do authors with far less plot issues like Kishimoto and Kubo get so much flak but he is overlooked?

You should be happy a beautiful straight man is willing to give an ugly faggot like you even a cent.

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God, he's mesmerizing.

based

DAMN BOI HE THICC

I like em BIG
I like em CHUNKY

I assume that most people just sort of intuitively get it. That has to be the case or most people would never know how to use their shit right at all.

Did diavolo even hire him or was he just a random retard with a stando?

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

Hey buddy your fly is down

he's hitting that mf danganronpa pose

people dont wqtch jojo for the plot. they watch it for the characters and their stands

I know it's bait but fuck it.
>Why is Dio's coffin underwater in part 2 when it was used as a boat by the survivors of part 1
The coffin wasn't what Erina used to float out. It's just some wood container she's floating in.
>Santana
What about him? He got old and went mad when he saw his chance to never age again after having decades to think about how he secretly thought being a vampire looked cool.
>Star Platinum going across town to get Jotaro stuff even though it's short ranged
He was just stealing contraband that was confiscated and stored in the police station.
>Hierophant Green's possession ability
He needs Hierophant to be able to get close to the enemy which is near suicide to attempt in most fights. He doesn't miss a beat and uses it against Death 13 when he see's his chance.
>Silver Chariot shedding its armor to get faster
The anime shoehorned in more moments where Polnareff could use it.
1/2

This one youtuber made a series called “debunking Araki forgets” that address every single one of those points you brought up and even so more that you probably didn’t notice. I’d recommend watching it
spoilers: most of this is people just straight up forgeting what happened or people wanting their personal fan fiction to be real when the manga says otherwise

Stop shilling your video.

>What about him? He got old and went mad when he saw his chance to never age again after having decades to think about how he secretly thought being a vampire looked cool.
That was Straitzo.

2/3
>Dio eye lasers and general vampire powers in part 3
This is actually a legit Araki forgot moment. Possibly the only one out of the usual shit speed readers and animeonlies parrot.
>Joseph being brought back with Dio's blood but not being vampire'd
It's Jonathan's blood. Which is still bullshit but it's not unexplained.
>Stand curses if you were weak
It curses you if you have no fighting instinct whatsoever. Holly was cartoonishly peaceful so her stand was out of control.
>Rohan needing to show people his manga to use his stand
He developed his stand more after that. Figuring out what else your stand can do is the entire point behind the "potential" stat.
>When Josuke got the button from Shigechi, he could’ve just used Crazy Diamond to trace it back to Kira immediately instead of giving it to Jotaro and taking it to the tailor.
They didn't know the button was the killer's specifically, just that it was a clue.
>The alien in Part 4
One off joke character that may or may not be an alien in a series about the paranormal in general. It's in the title for fuck's sake.
>Josuke going back in time
Not necessarily an Araki forgot moment, but rather that the story just didn't develop how he expected it to and had to drop it.
>Polpo regenerating his fingers
Dude had amazing contortion and didn't actually lose fingers. Same reason he was the bed.

>shilling
yes of course, this youtube video that already has hundreds of thousands of views is going to be personally shilled by the creator on a Brazilian bean-counting forum
get a better boogeyman

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Don't try to deny it, Hamon Bitchboy.

Fuck off npc

>This is actually a legit Araki forgot moment. Possibly the only one out of the usual shit speed readers and animeonlies parrot.
Except it isn't because none of Dio's vampire powers would have been effective against Jotaro.

>That was Straitzo.
Misread. My bad. The SWF killed him with Ultraviolet light off screen. It's how they knew their light backpacks could actually kill vampires.

>Gold Experience having that weird damage redirect ability
Araki got used to Crazy Diamond's healing as a narrative crutch and back tracked to make GER discount CD. Shit moment but not an Araki forgot moment.
>Polnareff is hunting stand arrows in Italy before Jotaro learns of them (1999)
They looked more into it right after. Jotaro was reminiscing on the investigation of the arrow in the beginning of part 4. It was years before he went to Morioh.
>Anasui going from woman to man
Wacky Japanese humor. Shit but not a "forgot" moment.
>Return of Earth, Wind, & Fire with different abilities and character affiliation in Part 6
EW&F in part 4 was possibly not even a stand.
>Anasui/Diver Down storing objects
Pretty much every stand in part 6 is shit, I'll concede that this could possibly be a forgot moment.
>No Giorno in Part 6
Giorno doesn't matter in his own part. Why would Araki call him back from being Mafia boss man in Italy?
>Pucci's should be older than he is in Part 6, and his skin color despite being from a white family (and confirmed canonically to NOT be adopted)
I think the point was that his skin color is somewhat abnormal. He also convinced the KKK that his brother was a light skinned black man.
>Part 6's ending
AKA the only saving grace for that part. What was narrative incohesive about it?
>D4C making holes in Valentine
That was Tusk. Read each panel slower.
>Valentine going from short/fat to tall/buff suddenly
Valentine got Yas Forums with Jesus' ribcage. Seriously. Stop speed reading.
>everything with Kyo Nijimura in part 8
I'm not fully caught up in part 8 so I'll concede that point for now.

There's your (You). Now fuck off.

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What was the name of his Stand again?

The Masketta Man

>the motherfucker with pink leopard print hair and a lace BDSM shirt is the only man in part 5 with any objective proof of being straight
JoJo is a fucking fever dream in manga form.

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I hope this is the canon reason, it's fucking hilarious.

>Hamon Bitchboy fan is a wojak poster

Tusk didn't do this.

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Let me guess. You started to hate him when he said mean things about muslims and blacks?

No, he's always been a bitchboy.

Embarrassing. Please fuck off.

How did he know how his stand works if he needed to die to activate it?

Maybe the thing about Santana is that the nazis named him Santana and them we discover that his actual name was Santana

The Stand told him
It had a relatively human appearance when he summoned it shortly before his death, so its possible it could talk when he was alive

It wrote on the walls of the airplane too, so it must have been capable of communication either way.