Why are these two perfect for each other?

Why are these two perfect for each other?

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worst route, worst romance, worst chemistry, saber is made a mockery of her own character around shirou but is fine everywhere else

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>Artoria Bedivere

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They're 100% straight.

Discount Violet.

The only routes with good romance are Fate and Heaven's Feel. Fate is better due to the heroine not being a villain though.

Shirou x Saber is the greatest love story and also the only good thing about fateshit and all its spinoffs.

The King in a business suit is a pure sex.

Both are big justicefags who sympathize with the hardships of the other. It also helps that one likes to cook and summon infinite swords and the other likes to use a sword and eat said cooking.
I disagree, and I'm a Sakurafag. Neither Rin nor Sakura really bring the best out of Shirou in any of the routes like Saber did. Shirou seemed to simply be sexually interested in both, with the latter being more extremely mixed into his deluded sense of justice, but in the routes he never really has anything to bond over with either Tohsaka sister and both feel like a "girl next door" and a "damsel in distress who's also the villain" role while Saber's relationship went from conflicting beliefs to eventual trust and both "came of age" from their partnership.

Are they????????????????

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Sorry to break your bubble user...

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>King Arthur falling for some Japanese highschool student
Worst route and pairing

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Why does Shirou being Japanese matter so much to you? Would you accept it more if he was white? What a loser

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>I disagree
You're wrong

Fate literally set her character you turbo secondary. If anything, what you consider "her character" is the mockery.

lmao
Meanwhile in canon

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And there's nothing wrong with that

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The naive high school student is also a part, but you are delusional if you think a dark age king/queen of Europe would even remotely entertain the idea of a relationship with an asian

what part of her suppressing her emotions and having the mentality of a 15 year old girl do you not understand you retard

>some highschool student

>Suppressing your emotions
Ultra kek meme. This literally cant happen unless you go through extensive MK ultra tier brainwashing and conditioning. You can steel your heart and not act on impulses but you cannot remove your inner revulsion and attraction just because 'muh duty'. Even then it never made sense outside of making Saber palatable to Japanese autists.

For me, it's Shirou x Sakura.

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Shame Sakura is an afterthought even on her own route. I think they should have let some of the hidden details of HF to be inferred from the previous two routes

>Shame Sakura is an afterthought even on her own route.
What route did you exactly read?

At least it doesnt feel she really takes enough action. I should reframe that it feels she feels completely passive until she kills shinji and the shadow completely melds with her

Nice rebuttal you got there faggot.

Because her dick is a perfect fit for his ass.

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Friendly reminder that Shirou was never penetrated THIS DEEP ever before. That's why Sakura is the canon wife

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used goods

cope

I too, love a good love story about a highschool boy telling an ancient king she isn't allowed to fight because she is a girl and then she falls in love with this kid. It gets even better, a 35 years old female in position of power falls in love with a highschool kid who believes "girls should be afraid of rape, so they stay at home at night and become more feminine".

Shit like this is the reason why no one but fat self-inserting weeaboos take this kusoge chuuni seriously. Look ate Fate/GO, all the foundations were already present in FSN / FHA (genderbending, harem, insufferable MC who makes everyone wet).

Not him, but Shitrou being a japanese chuuni highschool student in a game aimed at japanese chuuni highschool students is definitely just a coincidence, he's definitely not a shitty self-insert, Nasu's MCs are never self-inserts despite their asspulls, special snowflake abilities, rapes and harems.

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it's literally true tho

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C O P E

Go back to reading your shoujo ntr stories you freak

"Fate was a serious franchise I swear, umushit ruined it!"

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Seek help

Do you just like baiting the autist weekly?

>weekly
It's gonna be daily now until he crawls back to where he came from

obsessed

what an adorable king

indeed, it's hard to believe some autists act all philosophical about this franchise instead of just liking it for what it is (a chuuni with an average writing, lots of fanservice and some heartwarming SoL moments), the fanbase is pretty much the cumbrained counterpart of the HxH one

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>he doesn't know

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>he posts in Fate threads once a week when he's bored and mocks muh self-insert and muh waifu's porn writting tier romance, this is outrageous!
>i'll ignore the fact he also playfully shitposts about CardboardCutoutig, Hakuno or Gudao because I don't self-insert as them, only as Shirou-kun!
>i'll also ignore the fact he mocks Nero's gendebending and Mary Sue-ness, Tohsaka's defenseless anus, Sakura's high education in prostitution or Attila the Hun being a smol alien loli because they're not my waifu!
>i'll create threads weekly! no daily! just to bait him, i think about him daily, but i'm not obsessed with him!
>i'll show him, I'll make him crawl back to where come from and seek help! I definitely don't need help though, i just really like to defend the honor of my 2D waifu!

anyway i'm outta of this thread, i'm going to fap to stills of the 35yo King Arthur of Britain getting raped by an underaged bisexual japanese girl in a very philosophical japanese eroge, FSN is good for both of your heads

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I played extra last weeks and it was fun idk why people shit on Nero all the time

Even in fgo Okeanos is way more boring than Septem

Because all the writing about this relationship sucks, but it's still beautiful

Literally worst pairing and worst route. I’d rather see her peg gilgamesh than read that shit route again

The VN made them quite great together, an autistic swordkid that is basically a broken HardDrive with clicking noises and "SOORRDS".
And another autistic kid-looking woman that lived her life without actually doing shit beside what was right.
Both of the two meet , shit gets weird and eventually at the end of time they "kinda run away together".

lmao Gil is the one that pegs Saber, ALWAYS

Not Canon.

>The VN made them quite great together, an autistic swordkid that is basically a broken HardDrive with clicking noises and "SOORRDS".

Arcueid was explicitly written and designed based on an actual french model that Takeuchi had some kind of crush on. It's pretty common in the fandom community to create 'gift' content in which you deliberately pander to a specific friend or colleague, which is exactly what Arcueid is, and exactly why her romance with Tohno Shiki is written as a ditzy foreigner girl being a tourist in Japan and having a fling with a local. Also why despite being written like Ryougi Shiki genderbent, Tohno Shiki is designed to look like Mikiya, who in turn is made to resemble Takeuchi. That their love-at-first-sight moment is Shiki cutting Arc into 30-some pieces was obviously meant to troll Takeuchi. I would assume that by this point they had been together long enough that this sort of thing would pass for couples humour rather than anything threatening.

Saber is a little different. While there are obviously aspects of both her character and her romance with Shirou that are borrowed from Arc (particularly the date), Shirou and Saber both seem to be mostly original characters. Considering that Fate had to be rewritten explicitly with marketability and mass-appeal in mind, Saber is probably made to be more or less a marketable heroine rather than an object of personal gratification for either creator(and if you've read the Fate route, her lack of character development really stands out compared to other TM Heroines), and Shirou's role as a protagonist becomes abundantly clear when you've read through all 3 routes. He's less of a personal engagement and more or less Nasu's answer to the problem of the generic galge protagonist. That Shirou isn't supposed to be an appealing subject of self-insert fantasy is something that's frequently lost on readers, hence why Mind of Steel pisses them off so much

Stale pasta is stale.

Fellow Sakurafag here, and I agree with you.

She saves Shirou several times by sending Rider. She tries to be active, but Shirou and Rin keep refusing to let her do anything.

Top pairings.
Gilgamesh x Pride
Hungry Saber x Food
Emiya Family x Suffering
Sigurd x Brynhildr
Nasu x Takeuchi

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Add to that Rin x Shirou. In HA t's confirmed Rin is the alpha bitch despite almost every routes event happening in it and every other female heroine including Ilya is scared of her influence over Shirou.

While it's true that their paring is unrealistic, obsessedfag tends to forget that their route is the dream route.

Wake up user

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Shirou needs to learn to love himself.

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>Rin x Shirou

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Does loving yourself involve anal gaysex?

>wormslut
Jesus Christ what a horrible thing to see. Glad it was just a nightmare.

Reminder that in Femme Fatale ending, Sakura makes Rin feel what she felt during her 11 years of training. Sakura raped Rin. I demand more Tohsakacest.