Ishuzoku Reviewers

Would you bone a skeleton?

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I found this humerus

Spoiler that shit. Fucking spooky...

Nah, too spooky

I'm afraid not.

>A "Bodyguard Agency" full of tall muscled protective warrior girls.
>They are a subtype of succubus that can look like girls of many different species and specialize in combat. They actively look for a life partner, rather than just sex, which is rare among succubuses.
>You take a 2-3 day trip to a forest with your hired bodyguard. You travel and get to know each other at day, have sex at night.
>You reach a lake in the forest and take a bath with your girl in a passionate sex way beyond the previous nights. Lots of kissing, muscle worship, abs licking and post sex cuddling.
>After that she offers you a "permanent bodyguard" contract. It is basically a marriage contract, should you accept she will take you back to her home and you will become her house husband and adventuring partner. If you refuse though she will become very sulky all the way back and will become Meidri level violent if you try to do sexy stuff with her.

Excellent for guys that want to get a wife and dont mind being cared for by a stronger girl. Very poor for guys that want to be the stronger partner and dislike muscles. If you just want casual sex it can be worth it, provided you dont mind spending the final day with a sulking woman you cant do anything sexual with.

Your rate?

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*clanking intensifies*

Lmao

It's okay, user.

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Which release group is the best for this shitty garbage?

ohys raws + catbox subs found in the threads

As a business idea I would rate it as a 2/5.
Strong girls are already rare if not impossible to find, and to have them just walk away from work will not make any revenue for such a theme. To compensate for the demand of workers, the costumer might have to play a high premium for what is basic escorting services. The actual prospect of a strong wife in training is alluring however really committing, and that may shy away most costumers. There will be no life wellness from a 3 day date. Technically those individuals can make more money as adventurers or actual escorts.

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Are the Ohys-Raws released uncensored? I thought the uncensored versions were only in like Taiwan or some shit and Ohys-Raws appears to be grabbing from AT-X.

at-x IS uncensored you mong and so is ohys

Bitch, I might

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Well they're a Japanese network and I had heard that this was only uncensored outside of Japan. That's why I was asking.

no, the taiwanese raw showed pussy in the op for the first episode and that was literally it, other than that it was the same as at-x

If that didn't have a particular species backing it, it would fall flat pretty easily. You have a two-front problem where it's hard to find the type of women that would need to run the brothel and are able to fill the requirements of the marriage contract. The fetish is a nice idea but it begs the question, why are all of these tall and muscular women unable to find men, especially when they're literally offering to house them and take care of all of their basic necessities for them.

Easiest way to go is to handle something like that through a guild-endorsed matchmaking system, since you'd basically have an infinite supply of such women at your disposal.

Why would they want to get married at the end though? Also where are you getting this near-endless supply buff attractive warrior girls who are ready to settle down? Cause remember they only see a single customer before quitting to get married to him. Doesn't make any sense

Yes.

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Ok, thanks user. Are the catbox subs the retimed horriblesubs subs linked in the nyaa comments? Or has someone else been posting other ones?

yeah those sound correct

I had it headcanoned that those warrior succubi subtypes are always looking to work there, so there is a constant supply of workers. The sucu girls working there are not really looking for life wellness, but just to get husbands, kinda like how pure Succubuses and Lilims don't give a shit about money and just want to have sex. The money goes to the establishiment to keep the services going. This is why I made them a succubi sub type.

Time to enter the Bone Zone

All of you sick fucks that lust after crim might want to take a trip to Afghanistan, they practice something that you might enjoy. Look up what Bacha Bazi is

>If that didn't have a particular species backing it, it would fall flat pretty easily.

Indeed, this is why I made them a Succubi type, as they work on instinct rather than really trying to make business.

>why are all of these tall and muscular women unable to find men, especially when they're literally offering to house them and take care of all of their basic necessities for them.

Well, many men don't find muscled girls attractive. And the idea that you have to drop basically whatever it is you do for a living, and get turned into a house husband or adventuring healslut could be a hard pill for many men to swallow. It is basically starting from zero. I admit the idea is not perfect, so if you have better ideas for how such a system could work, I am all open for improvements. i just want tall muscled waifus.

sounds like some digusting 3DPD shit so no thanks

I had it headcanoned that basically an entire single race of girls is supplied there. Again, is something I came up with in 3 minutes, so I guess there are better ideas to set up a similar system

Doesnt work with 3DPDs, sorry. There is a reason why I love this anime, but don't visit real life brothels.

I'm not into goats, sorry

Really niche. Not to mention that why would they sign up for your package instead of, you know, going to the adventure by themselves?

Review an invisible girl you sons of bitches
do you know how hard it is to get invisible girl porn
this fetish is DIFFICULT

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>do you know how hard it is to get invisible girl porn
You haven't been looking hard enough.

But they already did?

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Who was the VA for the slime witch? She really reminded me of Yukie from Majikoi.

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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I remember you user. If you have a throwaway I'm an artfag open for commission.
The ride never ends

I didn't say it's impossible. I have a sizable collection.
At least half of it is Hagakure Toru but still.
I wish I had money to take you up on that.

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to a blind man, are all girls are invisible ?

Anybody got a better stitch?
I want the one on the right most.

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You're welcome.

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i got a hearty kek out of that 1

Yuuko Gotou, voiced Hiro from Hidamari Sketch.

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can't you just take a normal girl and then close your eyes?

quite a weak episode but still solid 7/10

bingo, she was

Thanks guys.

So we finally know how big he is?
Balls look a bit small

is that from the latest episode?

>weak
What? If you want to see a weak episode then ep 6 is right there for you

I've got a bone to pick with you about that pun....

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Was a bit disappointed that crim didn't bone the slime witch

Yes, when he finally goes by himself to a brothel

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Ribs too small. Flat girls are shit.

No, fools.

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Too lewd, at least keep her socks on.

neat