>O MY STICKS AND STONES
ITT: Anime Asspulls
Kevin Fisher
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Isaac Nguyen
>"I actually knew your plans all along!"
Ryan King
What an asspull.
Ryder Martin
>COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS
Lucas Parker
When zeus pulled his penis out of women's asses
Jason Bell
>Protagonist is getting his ass handed to him and is saved by the Opening theme.".
Wyatt Gomez
>dude just trick the giant mecha lmao
Mason Murphy
name a bigger hack than yhvh
Carson Smith
>want to read fast or want to get proper story
Speed reader's dilemma: the thread
Ryan Lewis
>dude this horse built by your enemies will totally protect your city, trust me
>the only guy who opposes the idea gets eaten by a snake that comes put of nowhere
Colton Morgan
O MY DOVES AND SPARROWS
AFTER I LEAVE THE CITY
COME BACK TO YOUR NESTS
ALONG WITH THE BURNING CLOTH TIED TO YOU
Thomas Baker
>Makes every character retarded so your MC looks smart by comparison.
Chase Jones
>No one is attacking me!
Really? This is why sub w/ TL notes > all.
Grayson Lopez
>Koschei The Immortal
>he's actually mortal
Jeremiah Butler
O MY TURTLE SHIPS
Brandon Fisher
Too be honest, it was better that they rushed through the Jericho arc. Shit was really starting to drag on.
Ayden Reed
Is that fucking Odysseus's mobile suit?
Justin Russell
They've been foreshadowing that fpr a couple years before Yi came back. You shouldn't have been such a fucking speedreader
Ian Parker
>The ending of the crucifixion arc is just a guy saying 'actually he's ok, lmao'
Did his gospel get axed and Mark didn't have enough time to write an actual ending? What were they thinking?
John Myers
O MY KAMIKAZE
Nathaniel Sullivan
Too many Dues ex Machina moments in that story to be honest
Landon Foster
Love that movie, also O my wheeled heel
James Johnson
I hate this trope where the protagonist "dies" but then comes back to life immediately after.
Oliver Roberts
It took him three whole days though
Jaxson Price
>MUH HUMAN WILLPOWER IS STRONGER THAN GOD
Zachary Hughes
Remember Prince of Egypt? That was a great adaptation, it's a shame we didn't get the rest of the novel adapted.
Xavier Price
seethe more, mongolcuck
Easton Rogers
Yeah, but it would've been nice if he came back later in the story to make his return more impactful, only 3 days makes his death seem so cheap compared to what it could have been.
Logan Richardson
It happened literally TWICE, what a blatant use of Dues ex Machina
Julian Lewis
>no-sells an angel
what a self mark
Christopher White
And then he gets written out anyway
>the hero is going to come back later on a flaming horse and shoot swords and kill the big bad dragon and shiet
>story ends on a cliffhanger after making big promises
Wtf
Jaxson Gomez
That's just what happens when the author writes the antagonists too powerful, it's either this or the Japanese would suddenly get some new power-up out of nowhere.
Andrew Price
O MY WINTER
Connor Edwards
Is this an Yas Forums thread?
Mason Jackson
You do realize that isn't an asspull right?
source: npr.org
Josiah King
Brainlet. It was a deconstruction of Deus Ex Machina trope. Thank God I'm a high IQ whisperchad and such great contrivances are not lost on me.
Joseph Rogers
>killed for plot progression
>comes back because fans liked him
>death immediately becomes meaningless
shit writing, gentlemen. also the series died after that
Gavin Thomas
It was either that or O MY BUSHIDO SPIRIT BLESS THE SWORD OF MY ANCESTORS, they could have mixed it up at least
Gabriel Johnson
>author kills off most popular character for shock value
>immediately regrets it and brings him back too soon
>then realizes he doesn't know what to with the character anymore and just keeps him offscreen for the rest of the series
what a trainwreck
Benjamin Sanchez
/@/ is a Christian image board so yes
Dominic Young
>a fucking LEAF
Landon Brown
Who was in the wrong here?
Lincoln Fisher
>religious nutjobs will defend this
OY VEY!
Wyatt Wright
>not getting the point for the death
>getting angry when it was foreshadowed from the beginning
Owen Nguyen
>this thread
Is this anime&manga?
Connor Wright
>STEEL DRIVIN' MAN 1000000%
>VIRGINA-OHIO TUNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEL
Cooper Hall
>implying the author had it planned
>implying he didn't just write some BS shock moment after rereading his story and realized he could make it look foreshadowed
Did Kubo write this?
Jack Jackson
>who gives a fuck about politics let's just skip to the civil war arc with the cool battles lol
It was clear the author had no idea what to do with this character, but he could at least have killed them in more believable fashion, instead of sending them off to bumfuckistan to get killed by a bunch of OP horse archers.
I could ignore it if it was a one time thing, but he kept bringing back those dumb horse archers whenever he ran out of ideas. What a lazy hack.
Ryan Gray
>Isekai
>MC is clearly the self insert of the author
>Gets to meet his idol, who becomes MC's best friend and guide
>Uses the story to moralfag and puts his personal point of view as the criteria to condemn and judge people to heaven, purgatory or hell
>Has the gall to depict all his IRL enemies and people he doesn't like as condemned to hell
>Love interest is literally the girl he likes and that is unaware of the author's existance
>Later episodes of the story become so unnecessarily complicated and boring that the only popular one is the first episode.
Name a bigger hack than Dante. I'll wait.
James Howard
Yes, and fucking jannies have to deal with it now
Dominic Cook
It's a light novel dumbass, those are allowed here as well.
Liam Rivera
They ran out of budget bro. At least the sequel with Peter was good.
Cooper Hernandez
why would anyone kill someone whos quirk is to make wine? Is he drunk?
Joseph Wilson
>still dies in the end
It’s an acceptable asspull
Cameron Bennett
>blessed dubs
Henry Nelson
>O MY TALK NO JUTSU
>PERSUADE MY ENEMIES' TROOPS TO WORK FOR ME
Jose James
What a trainwreck, does he really expect me to believe that over 36000 men lost to only 10000 cavalry and that they lost only 38 to their 20000?
I get that people like rooting for the underdogs against the big bad empire, but this is just stupid.
Joseph Reed
>hating Yi
holy fucking shit taste
David Wood
You do know there's a prequel that came out before it, right?
Wyatt Sullivan
Muhammad and his shitty stories about being perfect at everything is like the worst harem anime in history.
The fanbase are worse than MHA or DBZ fans.
Find me a DBZ fan who blew up a music station for a fictional character.
Ayden Sanders
>comfy slice of life about bros helping people and being moralfags suddenly turns dark after the big bad government comes out of nowhere and one of the bros turns into a traitor and everyone suffers
The entire story was pretty bad tbqh
Josiah Harris
You guys in a cell group, right?
If you think carefully all cell groups trace back to protagonist's, really makes my noggin' joggin'
Levi Brown
>Watching glorified fanfiction
Watch the original instead. Totally different and better.
James Johnson
Imagine not being able to understand Dante's masterpiece, us Dantechads are just too high IQ for you plebs.
Also it's an obvious deconstruction of Isekai, in addition to being a comedy. It's literally called the Divine Comedy after all.
Dylan Wright
>leaves afterwards
>through death and rebirth he justifies all that he previously preached
Low iq detected.
Owen Johnson
Ok, /his/, stop leaking
Zachary Fisher
the entire fanbase are nothing but disgusting lolicons
Joshua Bell
Go back to your containment shit board
Ethan Russell
>what were they thinking
Time skip. protagonist gotta get ready for final arc
Gabriel Ward
>the joke character reveals his true power
Anthony Watson
Also his works are a blatant rip-off of earlier works, but dumbed down to appeal to casuals.
Luke Morales
>heh... not bad, captain... looks like i'll have to use... That.
>m-masaka! he can't mean...
>forgive me shaker, looks like i have to go all out.... just this once...
Jason Hall
naruto copy paste. Why is it so popular again?
Nathaniel Wright
>WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE
>THAT'S ALEXANDER THE GREAT'S MUSIC
>HE'S TAKEN ASIA MINOR
>HE'S TAKEN EGYPT
>HE'S TAKEN PERSIA
>GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THE PERSIAN EMPIRE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>O MY GORDIAN KNOT
Ryan Jones
True. It’s the first loli series ever made and look how much it ruins this industry.
>can’t have a series without one character with this trait because otaku will buy merchandise like hot-cakes
Easton Robinson
Hate this Mary Sue
Asher Evans
Definitely the mother
>cheats on her husband
>kills him after he returns from war
Probably the most shit girl in the entire series
Chase Clark
don't pretend you know how to swim, mongolcucks
Kayden Powell
>Literally needs the power of friendship to be able to walk on water
How does the author expect us to take this seriously?
Nolan Jones
>enemies don't finish him off for literally no reason
>twice
Camden Gomez
Gomen since I don't remember the name but the guy who prayed to god for strength to topple the pillar and destroy the building where the evil gathered at the cost of his life was KINO
Thomas Cruz
I meant the Jesus saga. Muhammed's authot blatantly ripped it off and made his fanfic.
Alexander is a totally different series.
Leo Clark
Who would win????
Hunter Brooks
Samson
Joseph Martinez
Samson
Charles Carter
>jew
Easton Harris
First Shonen hero with hair transformation scene before dragon ball btw
Jason Adams
It was never really popular.
THIS on the other hand is really something
Jason Green
How did Jacob get away with wrestling an angel for 3 days?
Sebastian Wright
>bad guy gets away with it
Jack Hill
The author planned him to be chosen, Jacob is actually the one fell into his trap
Jose Reed
absolutely kino
Ryan Brooks
>O MY ALEXANDRIAN STATUE
Connor Green
The first shonen protagonist in history
Owen Ortiz
Heracles?
Adam Foster
Fable is for kids, user.
Andrew Jenkins
O MY RUBBER NEN
Tyler Jenkins
The Bible is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive moralfaggotry and WORKS OF GOD. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the divine miracles, peculiar, baggy clothes, the whole prophet faggotry and everything about the Judeo-Christian world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on forgiveness, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
The Bible is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Yas Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Biblical threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
Andrew Young
>The most powerful Empire in all of existence
>Loses to a bunch of barbarians with sticks and pants
Jesus Christ, what were they thinking?
Julian Adams
And it shows. He's a Mary Sue ultimus and the fight with Buddha was a total asspull.
Jaxson Rogers
you just had to sperg out like that didn't you
David Gonzalez
Their butter was spread too thin. The barbarians exploited that and it made total sense.
Luke Reyes
>characterization is not very well
I beg to differ
Charles Hughes
O MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME
Ethan Roberts
Look at this edgy heretic.
DEUS VULT.
Hunter Fisher
Hes not a sue. The fact he cannot fight his way out of every situation is telling that his recklessness can become his undoing
Levi King
making someone die from a bad stomach ache is how you incoherently be shit at writing
Nathaniel Butler
>twink manlet defeats 7'7 chad
David was such an obvious author's self insert
Elijah Clark
>Apocalypse never
I'm tired of waiting
Nicholas Jenkins
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jordan Robinson
Why hasn't his motive changes, like Hisoka?