Why couldn't the actual Sakura be this based?

Why couldn't the actual Sakura be this based?

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Sakura is a slag

Because Kishimoto can't write women for shit

Isn’t this the real Sakura?

I wish.

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naruto selfinserts are more cringe than sakura stans desu

>Naruto self inserts
Explains why its always Naruto fucking the girls in most of the porn like with BNHA. Why is it always the shittiest protagonists people self insert as?

>outcast
>neglected
>treated like trash for 12 years of his life
Yeah, I wonder why many would choose to self insert as him.

Actual PTSD.

*Because Kishimoto can't write for shit

Losers do. Not regular people.

that's a pathetic excuse

If Narutobros can steal the 2M I will never tell you to kill yourselves.

We're not talking about mentally functional human beings here.

But...that's how actual Sakura reacts though...? It's not like actual Sasuke confronts her like that. This Sasuke with his treatment is closer to Naruto's behaviour.
also this Sasuke is cursed. You had so many opportunities, you could make him a fucking genki and blushy guy, yet you settled for this. Cursed

That's never going to happen naturtard

>Sasuke's opposite is being straight
I'm not surprised in any way

>It's not like actual Sasuke confronts her like that.
This Sasuke approached Sakura in this very same manner in RTN, and she fell for it.

Sakura doesn't like clingy guys. She wants to chase the twink not be chased.

Sucking that mod cock as always

My biggest problem is that Naruto is always made OOC and his design almost has little goblin qualities. I'm not turned on, I'm sickened. It's like the girls are being tainted.

How many Sakura threads do we need?

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Yeah Raikage exists to fuck the girls in porn. Naruto can fuck off.

He got better with Hinata, primarily because he based Naruto and Hinata's growing feelings for each other on how him and his wife fell in love.

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The Last wasn't even written by him. Their relationship was shit in the manga. Movie wasn't much better.

we had another?

It was a one-sided obsession until Naruto got Genjutsu'd.

Hinata fans have been on a warpath ever since one of their threads got "ruined".

Can we talk about the Road to Ninja world? I'm actually very interesting in that setting and alternate characters.

Because anyone who self inserts is a damaged person.

I wish alt-Hinata (and alt-Ino) was her own independent character.

>Those fanfics were Naruto literally forces himself on women and they fall in love with him.

if only you knew how bad things really are

those are written by women

Because Sasuke in this world wasn't a cheap flirt?

>Those fanfics that bash Sasuke for being an edgelord, but makes Naruto even edgier than the canon version.

user, those aren't even the worst ones

No, if they were written by women, Naruto would be forcing himself on other men, or the other men force themselves on him.

I literally fell asleep during my first viewing of TL. What an awful movie.

Honestly, my worst ones are when Naruto and other female characters turn into a furry fox-hybrids and the author goes into unnecessary detail about it almost every chapter.

I am sure most of them were written by women.

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Shippiden never had good movies. The only decent one was Road to Ninja.

How aware is Kishimoto of the fact that people(especially women) can love more than one person in their life?

None of them screamed "fan service" so blatantly though.

I always felt annoyed that Naruto movies never spawned a popular character like DB's (Broly and Cooler) did. The only thing that was brought over into canon from the movies was that shitty prison.

for me, it's the OP Naruto who gets every power and has an iq of 1000000000000 while not even being Naruto anymore just being Sasuke but blond and also he gets every girl including his mom
the only good Naruto fanfic I've ever found was one where Naruto becomes a warlord with just an army of peasants and farmers and constantly gets his ass kicked and even then the world building didn't make a lot of sense and I had to give the story passes for a lot of shit but I've seen worse

Women who love more than one person or god forbid get over their feelings for someone are whores to him.

Because none of the movie characters were interesting compared to the canon characters. They almost felt like bland OCs.

The Last had potential. Naruto and Hinata being a thing never mattered to me, but the way it was handled in this movie was piss poor, and the fact Kishimoto decided to bunch all their development into a single movie was what made it so bad. Not to mention the characterizations of the cast. I was hoping for a final Team 7 movie with the rest of Konoha 11.

Seriously though
>Sakura just keeps obsessing over the same guy her entire life no matter what
>Karin does the same, except in an ever more pathetic and humiliating way
>Hinata keeps obsessing over the same guy
>Ino finds a Sasuke substitute
>Konan got her husbando killed and never recovered ever since
>Tsunade spent fucking 30 years crying over her dead husbando
This is just horrible

Whenever I saw the tags "Strong!Naruto" and "Smart!Naruto" always gave me the impression like... do they see the original as a weak retard? And there is also the whole "The orange tracksuit sucks, where some black."

That me thinks about what do they even like about the character when they write him as someone completely different?

Those are all good and loyal women. Not harlots.

>The last

Now that I think about it Toneri kind of counts right?

I absolutely loved all the Sasuke tease and poster inclusion just to showcase him for 5 seconds
>Naruto, Sakura, SAI, Hinata, Shikamaru
And one of these should have clearly been replaced by someone else. Were they afraid of Sasuke stealing all the chemistry with Naruto or something...?

Barely. He got frozen in Boruto by a filler alien and hasn't been seen since.

This was supposed to be Naruto's and Hinata's movie. Sasuke would have been a third wheel or he would have made Hinata one; and with Sasuke around his relationship with Sakura would have to be elaborated on. It would have been too much to manage and the main premise would have been unfocused.

>the main premise would have been unfocused.
Good, because the main premise was absolute garbage.

Fun fact: NaruHina could have easily been set up after the Pain arc without the need of a movie. Kishimoto just needed ONE chapter.

Itachi>>>>Naruto>Sasuke

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Why couldn't the white Madara be the actual Madara?

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Now back to re*dit, my friend

Man, Sakura really does have a huge ass forehead