Chapter 167: Crazy Party Quiz Show
Big text: Beyond this lively group...
Small text: Haru gave herself to Melon as a promise. The true meaning behind this is...?
BEASTARS 167 TRANSLATED RAW
Aaron Torres
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Noah Bennett
He used his nails to picked the corn peel between his teeth
It was for a moment...
but it seems like he showed me what behind his mask on purpose.
Melon: I just had corn soup this afternoon
Charles Allen
Melon: I don't think we will ever meet again
Melon: After all, I got fired because of the rumor based on my self-harming. This is the last time I can see you.
Haru: Is that so... Sorry about that
Melon: Ha ha ha
Melon: You don't look sorry at all ~ You're one hell of an expressive girl. It's fine though.
Haru: I just saw his carnivore fangs... no wonder...
Thomas Moore
Haru: Perhaps you're a hybrid...
Haru: ...of an herbivore and a carnivore?
Melon: ...It's hard to answer
Melon: But the person to ask this usually has a frown on their face
Jacob Bailey
Haru: You're a hybrid, yet you're still growing this big!? Awesome!! I'm so glad!!
Louis: Hey, hey, wait, that guy, he's...
Haru: ...awesome, isn't he... because I'm in love with Legosi-kun, I was so happy
Adam Bennett
Melon: I feel strange seeing someone celebrating my birth... You really are weird after all
Haru: What?! It's normal, just like celebrating your birthday
Melon: But no one ever celebrate for me, everyone are busy at the end of the year
Haru: Next month huh? Your birthday...
Haru: ...you should reward yourself with a present you like.
Melon: That's right. What I wish for huh...
Haru: Yep yep, what do you wish for?
Louis: And he replied with "I want to eat your meat"?!
Haru: Er... It was my motherly instinct
Jace Ortiz
Haru: ... Ahaha... Pinky promise? I see I see
Louis: Are you a chocolate at the convenient store?!
Haru: No way... Chocolate are expensive... at least I could be an ice cream
Thomas Nguyen
Haru: I can only give what I have!!
Haru: Herbivores are supposed to be eaten (need confirm on this)
Haru: It's much more fitting for me than being specially treated by Legosi-kun
Louis: Looks like it's time to sooth her pre-nuptial doubts/wedding blues... (and it's being that severed)
Louis: You're not just an herbivore or a prey... You're Haru.
Louis: I saw you before you met Legosi!
Loius: That's how you've always been!
Louis: You've been living this way for years, that's why you met Legosi!
Ayden Hernandez
You can complain, you can cry, you can depress yourself as much as you want!!
But you have to live!!
Brandon Bennett
They’re all so fucking stupid.
Hudson Wood
We promise to make a society...
... where small rabbits can freely depress themselves
Josiah Moore
Legosi: Well...
Legosi: This isn't good!
Legosi: This marker is all out of ink!
Legosi: How can I write down all the names like that...
Big text above: Safety is first
Board: December Meat-loving Day - Turf War Participants
(Right to left) Shishigumi
Inarigumi, Madaragumi, Dokugumi, ...
Text on the capes on the left: BAM Management
Liam Hughes
Melon: What a surprise reunion. You're going to settle with me in front of the public
Melon: You want to be stand out or what?
???: What's with that wolf...?
???: Er...
???: He joined the turf war on his own?
Legosi: You have a lot of influence in the BAM
Legosi: If I have to defeat you, it should be where everyone are watching
Austin Ortiz
Legosi: I don't mind the attention no matter what occassion... you've always been very charismatic
Legosi: By the way, do you have other marker?
???: Nope.
Melon: This place is an abandoned construction site.
Melon: Back then, it was here for repairing the road and fixing the buildings in the BAM
Melon: But now... the streets are a mess
Brody Torres
Melon: So I'm taking over this sorry state of the BAM. Has there been any complaints about that?
Legosi: You're just too brutal. Cut it, I want to settle with you right now.
Melon: Heh~? it seems it's okay to fight here
Melon: Looks like third time the charm.
Xavier Miller
???: Stop!
Sebastian Flores
???: Today is the day to decide the participants, not to fight each other!
???: Then you can fight all you want to death (need confirm)
Legosi: I didn't know there's even a proper format for this...
Legosi: ...even though you gave me an out-of-ink marker.
??? #1: There's an explanation for this
??? #2: We bought those pens from long ago
??? #2: It's been ages since the last new participant joined.
???: Every animal who controlled the BAM had ferocity and "intelligence"!
???: To become the new participant of the turf war, you must take an exam
Brody Barnes
???: It's been 20 years
???: I hope it still works
Text changed to "Quiz tournament"
Melon: Hey hey hey
???: We're preparing! Make way! Make way!
Hunter Parker
???: It's the quiz showdown for Animal Society Basic Knowledge!
Sign: Applause
Melon: For real?
Melon: This is too much
Legosi: Eh!?
Cooper Williams
Was Melon about to rip off his shirt? We yakuza 0 now.
Hunter Long
???: The rule is simple
???: Just answer some common quiz about the animal society
Example:
- What kind of music do rodents like?
- What is the best insult to the birds?
Answers:
- Due to their short life: songs that less than 1 minute
- Chicken bastards
???: Legosi, the new challenger, will face off Melon, the representative of the top ones.
???: If Legosi win, he will get the right to join the turf war
???: If he loses however, he will be impaled with this iron skewer and grilled!
???: And this young wolf meat will be sold at the BAM!!
???: With this brutal punishment, you can quit the show right now if you want ~ !!
Isaac Wilson
Melon: It's your choice
Legosi: Of course I'll win!
Legosi: I have a lot of social experience!
Legosi: (Which is less than a year...)
Last word: Next week, the quiz showdown!
Parker Wright
Lol wut?
Luke Martinez
That's all folks, enjoy the ride
Adrian Perez
The fact that he's just planning the turf war out like that is just... so Legosi of him.
Hunter Evans
we are kaiji now boys
Anthony Anderson
Turf War Exam? Turf War Exam.
Aiden Martin
So from what I can get here, Haru made the promise on accident because being around Melon makes her feel like a mom? How the fuck..?
Cooper Jones
I believe we can all agree that El Grande Pollo has once again, duped us.
Ayden Smith
You guys can bitch all you want about Paru losing her touch, you losing your stake in the characters etc. etc.
This stuff is crazy fun fucked up shit that nobody ever could predict.
I have given up trying to predict anything anymore and just enjoy the wild wild ride.
Also the fuzzy KKK is somehow adorable even though you only see the ears.
Robert Anderson
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Caleb Jackson
>I have given up trying to predict anything anymore and just enjoy the wild wild ride.
I think that's the best way to approach the series from now on.
Beastars has always been it's own thing and if Paru wants to dial up the craziness to a thousand, so be it.
I'm not going to stop reading at this point anyway, so whatever happens, happens.
Gabriel Powell
>"What is this, Leopardy?"
Tyler Allen
every fucking time i start thinking this shit can't get more absurd, paru pulls out something new from her asshole
James Ross
Hidden BAM gang Nekogumi confirmed?
The size would fit.
Andrew Robinson
Next Chapter Theme
Chase Martinez
>They don’t beat the shit out of each other
DAUGHTER. I GROW DISPLEASED WITH YOUR INSOLENCE.
Lucas Kelly
I like this
Ian Ramirez
Well now people can stop saying Itagaki locked his daughter in a basement and screctly took over Beastars, after the imaginary stands fight.
Eli Howard
Cute but retarded rabbit.
Isaac Richardson
This nigga paru is fucking retarded
Benjamin Green
>and this is the legend how Legosi unintentionally founded the Okamigumi because he didn't think things through...
Gabriel Rivera
Paru won the Stand fight by summoning Tezuka's ghost.
Isaac Russell
Melon a shit
Aaron Allen
are those little shits the same species as little hitler?
Cooper Gomez
Chadgosi
Luke Hughes
>Pre-turf-war-sign-in-game-show
Kino
Tyler Foster
>Implying it’s even over
THE BASEMENT IS YOUR NEW ROOM PARU.
Jaxon Parker
Paru looks so frail and smol. How do you even have sex with girls like that without breaking their bones? how do they even give birth without the thiccness?
Aaron Collins
Jaxon Parker
You have all of your limbs broken by her dad first.
Nicholas Hill
Shark is somewhere over Neptune right about now.
Dylan Cook
>An army of shit-coffee milk eaters
Caleb Rogers
heh
John Turner
>intelligence
shit
Zachary Moore
wasn't it a whale?
Lucas Baker
kek this is gonna end with haru letting melon eat her a bit and then melon will realize that what he lacked all along was genuine motherly love
Brandon Perry
>Juno is still here, and she is still thirsty
>that fucking minihalo
Adrian Garcia
Luis Richardson
>impaled, grilled and sold at the BAM!!
I guess it's the BAM, but still what?
Angel Brooks
Idiot sandwich
Grayson Gomez
>Oguma DBZ training in the afterlife on big gravity planet confirmed
I would genuinely love it if Louis gets a near death experience (collapsing from hunger or getting shot) and then meets with Oguma and Ibuki at the same time.
Having that genuine father son chat that he needs that reconciles his bright side and dark side represented by Ibuki and Oguma having an argument about Louis but agreeing that they love the bastard.
Also love how Kyus and Gohins smoke intermingles.
This cover is like the Brady bunch.
William Lewis
The glances say a lot
Noah Rivera
Someone edit Melon as the puppet from Saw
Leo Powell
the fuck just happened
Matthew Wright
So she's as retarded as Legosi then since he got shot for a similar reason, jesus christ she caught his disease.
Xavier White
SHE'S OVULATING RIGHT NOW
Dominic Sanchez
Now this is more like it. Keep the crazy train rolling Paru!
Ayden Evans
Well in her defense if she said no he'd likely just kill her right then and there. At least now she could ask for help.
Charles Peterson
>We promise to make a society...
>... where small rabbits can freely depress themselves
my feels
Evan Robinson
>Legosi loses
>The skewer drops, about to make Legosi-Kebab
>Shadowy silouette flying jump kicks the skewer away at last second
>"WAIT! Legosi already IS the member of a gang."
>NANI?
>IT'S MOTHERFUCKING GOSHA "Legosi is my grandson!"
>Gasping Dokugami members: "OYABUN! OUR GANGS FOUNDER FROM 20 YEARS AGO HAS RETURNED!?!?!"
Adrian Rodriguez
I want an Inarigumi shrine priestess that does burial rites for the dead but uses trickery to secretly sell the bodies on the back alley market without the relatives knowing about it.
Charles Gutierrez
next week, guest chapter by FKMT
shit could you imagine if she arbitrarily drew the entire next set of chapters in FKMT style
Asher Cruz
I think you and your mom should go to therapy
Jaxon Taylor
HARU IS A WHORU
Easton Baker
>tfw surprise Japanese game show arc
Aaron James
This seems like a funny chapter. If you're going to be absurd, I guess you might as well lean into it as hard as you can.
Dominic Nelson
>Melon is awesome because I love Legosi
????????
she's clearly making shit up
Sebastian Campbell
Melon you idiot those don't help against the corona virus!
Ian Perry
I think she's implying she is happy to see her future hybrid children might be able to grow big and strong.