Ishuzoku reviewers

what a time to be alive...

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>40cm sausage

its shit

Any vagoo to eat??

>January 28th
I think everyone here already knows about this at this point

are there any hawt Lizzie grill dishes??

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>none of the petite fairies can accommodate the angel's girth

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>that onion ring
Based af

I hope they serve eggs too.

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I love how this show revealed Yas Forums‘s contrarian behavior. Before it came out and after the first episode it was nothing but praise, but now that it’s popular we have these faggots in every thread.

I remember the thread for episode 1 had close to 800 posts.

>revealed
It's always been like this and just keeps getting worse as time goes on. What a shame.

Shitposters pile on whatever's popular, its nothing new.

If it's not kosher it's shit

>the attention to detail
Gotta love it.

>Anime titties so good

Japan watches to much spongebob.

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Old nows. Also why are you so surprised? There's anime cafes for literally everything

>Minotaur girl breast-milkshakes
holy fuck

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No, it wasn't? Can we stop the revionism?
It's always been shit.

>all of those constant commas

Fuck """""journalism""""",

So this is the highly advanced culture of Japan? Woah...

im not suprised a anime cafe exists, thats pretty much a given with anime marketing these days, im just happy that futanari angel cock themed food exists that i can put in and around my throat

>Yas Forums is one person

I want to gobble up Crim's sausage so much

Why is it shit, user? Tell me, is it the story? Is it the asspulls? MC is a cry baby? What's the reason for this anime to be considered shit other than your desire to shit on anything that it's popular to make yourself feel better than everyone else?

Oh yes burgerflipper that passed his college writing class, you are so smart and commas bad!!!
Teacher said so!!!

what's it like living a life with no joy in it

>Can we stop the revionism?
Yes, you should stop that.

WHERE THE FUCK IS A MOUNTAIN OF MAYO

I mean, that is pretty fucking based.

What in God's name am I looking at?

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have you tried eating just a cup of mayo? i mean just mayo without anything else

you gotta work for that mayo, you gotta earn that mayo

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Would eat the sausage and the vegetables but I'd rather replace tortilla with a better side dish like potato or rice.

if the cheese sauce is Crim's cum than what is that orange sweet and sour sauce the wiener is laying in supposed to be?

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"what'd you have on your lunch break?"

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The blood of the pussy that got ruined.

>Yas Forums is one person
kys

"she told him none of the fairy girls on staff could accommodate his girth......but Crim didn't listen"

They have brothels in Japan... Why not just do the real thing.

>OMG SEX

Would eat desu.

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there were like three threads that hit bump limit, it was probably the biggest opening this season

and non-procreative sex? not on my watch

LOW. T. BASED.BOY

slowpoke.7z

...

So... cow milk?

got a link to one?

How does Yas Forums do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.

Is this anime for gay people?

Is this Yas Forums thread?

Yes, going to brothels to have sex with prostitutes is totally gay. You fucking retard

>Crim's super thick sausage.

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If they have penises it's pretty gay. You know male and transgender prostitutes exist, right? Very popular in Thailand.

Is IR good if you're not masturbating? It just sounds like a pain to schedule my viewings around my jerk off times.

Trying to fap while watching will only leave you disappointed because as you should fucking know 8 episodes later, there's more to it than only what some puritan would call "porn".

havent jerked it once yet

Yas Forums doesn't like mainstream stuff, what a shock.

I like Tortilla but rice would have gone well with this theme.

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>no clam

>oing to brothels to have sex with prostitutes is totally gay
Agreed.

imagine if they put the wiener in a stuffed clam instead of a bun? missed opportunity

do they even had a food item big enough for crim?