/smg/ - Stock Market General

Giving back to the community edition:

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/apron

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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FIRST.

SO LET ME SAY - FUCK TRUM

Base

I love cunn

FUCK JEROME
FUCK BULLS
FUCK DIP BUYERS
FUCK FOMO FAGGOTS

A new month
A new opportunity
April 2020 was a fantastic month for stocks, I hope that all of my /smg/ friends made plenty of money.

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>futures all red
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys

ONLY FOUR MORE DAYS TILL MY MASSIVE COLLECTION OF RIGL $2.50 CALLS PRINT

How fucked am I holding ZM calls hoping for a bounce?

What a qt...

>sell in may and go away

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That jukebox in the corner blastin' out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
Won't be long till the summer comes
Now that the bears are here again

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
(THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN)

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
(THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN)

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
(THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN)
SPREAD THE WORD AROUND
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
(THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN AGAIN)

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I am financially ruined

Alright cunts, I'm going to give you a CV play where you can make a conservative 60% gain.

With a Zach's price target of 20 this baby is currently sitting at 11.59 due to a smear article (which they've had before (daily reminder not to trust (((analysts))) and pumped after).

I'm giving back cause I've learned a lot from this sub.

>do your DD

CODX - They make CV tests and have many global contracts, earnings in 2 weeks which are going to be ridiculous. They're edge is accuracy combined with speed of the test.

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how much capital should i have in order to retire with a comfy dividend portfolio?

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So if we have another March tier drop, will that erode the market's confidence in Jerome's ability to print us out of any contraction?

I capitulated yesterday on the top. Buy high and sell even higher or I am a bagholder the coming months. Got MRO, DHT and ET...

>disruptive

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Guise shud eye go all in on TVIX

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>this sub
Hah!

Imagine making money in 2020

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AND FUCK BREAKERS JUST LET IT REVERSE MOOOOOON

2 rental houses and 800,000 in dividend stocks

GIB ME CHEAPIES

LMAO RIP FAG

My FA told me I needed to hit the 4 million mark before retirement.

You had me at
>alright cunts

I’m dropping $2k in it today

Howdy goyims

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>2 rental houses and 800,000 in dividend stocks
being a landlord is a meme on Yas Forums. you people learnt nothing from 2008 and youre going to learn nothing from 2020
"bb-b-b-b-buy landdd! its heckin passive income! god aint making any more of it! a shitty duplex located in my ass end homecity cAN ONLY GO UP BECUASE LAND ONLY GOES UP! and its not a job! and property taxes will never go up! and democrats will never pass new regulations when they come to power! and we're not in a bubble! GOD AINT MAKING ANYMORE OF IT! IT CAN ONLY HECKIN GO UP! GRAB ME A ONIONS AND A LIME SCOOTER IM GOING TO THE BANK FOR A MORTGAGE!"

Is it worth buying puts at the start of the day tomorrow? Or am I fucked if I didn't have some already

Buy calls for cheap

it's a meme because Yas Forums is all shitcoin gambling zoomers with no credit history.

imagine being a 40 year old virgin who RENTS

>its going to limit down

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I'll be doing that too user, but I want to make some shorter term money

I want to change to a comfy investment style, I'm tired of daytrading.

We're rolling in the green tomorrow bros
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Lets laugh at robinhooders

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*...and pumped after) and due to a much need retracement which took ages

typos are cause I got fuck-all sleep last night.

We've hit support both in the channel and a previous resistance. Now is a perfect time to buy.

>last post about this shit

You're welcome.

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I’m imagining it. And I like what I’m imagining.

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Basedhood

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I'm just going to start piling up div stocks. I have too many things I want to pursue to use all my free time researching shit that may or may not just blow up in my face because of the clown market anyway

>imagine being a 40 year old virgin who RENTS
its one thing to buy property for yourself. i support doing that.
its another thing to stake your life savings on becoming a landlord, because the internet told you that you cant lose money. being a landlord is a fucking job. its not something that can be done trivially.
besides, your retirement portfolio should be - above all else - diverse. if 90% of your portfolio is in 2 houses, that should concern you. that's riskier than putting 90% of your portfolio in 2 stocks. its not a gamble that should be taken lightly. and its certainly not "passive income."
the idea that "land can only go up" and "being a landlord is passive income" is what causes these real estate bubbles. Yas Forums prides itself on being cynical and bearish, and then falls for the most naive hope

Dpnt look at future mumu.

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