YES OFFICER THAT'S HIM

>YES OFFICER THAT'S HIM
>HE ISN'T SOCIAL DISTANCING!

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Social diss my nuts motherfucker and I’ll come for you like an exuberant platypus

>flatten the curve!!!!!

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>It's six feet, sweetie, step back

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They are so serious about this exaggerated and false plan-demic.
>excuse me, the arrow points one way. you must go back and around two aisles to enter where i am
It's a hoax. Don't get the vaccine unless you want a compromised immune system.

>NO YOU CANT USE THE TENNIS COURTS BECAUSE BOTH PEOPLE WOULD TOUCH THE SAME BALL

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lol. i was picking up food some place and they told me i can't go out the door i came in but needed to follow the arrows and go halfway around the fucking restaurant and go out some other door so that i didn't accidentally get within 6 feet of somebody that might be coming in.

this shit is fucking bizarre. i mean i live in NY but it's upstate where there have been like 100 deaths in the past month.

Fuck You.

*COOF*

Life imitates art

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It’s a new disease so maybe it makes sense for a few weeks to be sure it’s not a new Black Death but liberals seem to be getting a massive hard on at all of a sudden living in a nannie state and will say all manner of inane shit to continue this situation as long as possible.

How come this thread is allow to be up but when I post my robinhood referral link I get a 7 day vacation?

>well you see redditfag, thats not really something we can legally enforce

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>It's a hoax.
I can't wait for Russia to die from this shit so we don't have to hear your stupid ass crying about hoaxes

>OMG THAT BOOMER IS COUGHING!
>QUICK!!! SHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY!!!

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dilate

You happening fags take what you can get huh? Keep waiting for that “civil unrest”

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This is hilarious a week a ago I almost got in a fight with someone who looked exactly like this because I walked beside him in a grocery store. Little fatty got triggered.

I wonder what the suicide rate for schizophrenic trannies is

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>NOOOOOOOOOO, NOT MR. SHEKELBERG'S NEXT LAMBO!!!

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shekelberg is still making money during this. this shutdown is hurting the working class more than anybody.

The working class is retarded for not demanding free money so they can be safe and accounted for.
The dichotomy between grandpa dies and you get evicted for rent is false.

imagine thinking you're stronger than a little RNA printing machine. keep dreaming fags

fucking kek

You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

Legit had this happen today .. told her if you’re that worried stay inside .. she said it’s the law and I said whatever bitch it’s incredible to see how weak the mind of the avg American slave is she was working on just emotion alone I can now understand why politicians sell us out

kek

what were you doing?

Yeah, believe bill gates regulates for a million dead which was used to imminent this shut down and health sicken credit bullshit when they knew it was nothing all so they can say their new chink inspired race to catch up to the AI market worked. The government calls shopping in person, driving, etc a legacy system for fucks sake.

women hate the virus because it takes attention off themselves so they need to do this shit along with porn with face masks on to get it. Also please clap for nurses.

Just go the wrong way down the aisles. Some wagie isn't going to do anything about it, worst thing that happens is that they call the police and then they have to explain that they wasted public resources because you weren't following the arrows

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