Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
NOOOOOOOOOO you can't just go about your life like a normal, non-paranoid, rational human being!!!! Coronavirus! You want to kill grandma!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Markets are bound to crash, they can't be propped up much longer. Huge crash incoming, debt bubble, OPEC, corona was the perfect spacegoat....2nd crash incoming....THE REAL ONE
Bullish
is it going to be more difficult to get a job now
2008 had 11.8 million jobless people at its worst.
So if the lockdowns end tomorrow what happens next
People go everywhere looking for work
Jobless claims surely can’t be inflated by the extra $600 a week they are gibbing out...
Mostly uneducated jobs. You can probably find a job if you have a degree of any sorts.
People get their jobs back and everything returns to normal by fall. Vaccine will be ready by january not that it’s even needed
Trumpbux. Everyone who's working for a psychopath boss is quitting.
>tfw no more psychopath bosses
AY YO
WHERE ALL MY
/ESSENTIAL/
CHADS
REPORT IN MUFFAGGGAAASSSSSZZZZZ
STATE YOUR BUSINESS & QUALIFICATIONS:
Me: Historical Arts (mainly classical) Research, Preservation, Conservation, Restoration, Exhibition
Education: G-E-D MUFFFUUUGGGAAAAAAS
Salary: Low enough to get that Trumpdosh, high enough to be happy not getting that pathetic 4800 monthly GIBS
GIBS
ME
DAT
MUUFFUUGGGAAAAA
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WE CANT STOP BABY
BECAUSE WE WONT STOP
BAD BOY 2000
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It's not 6 million, which means all 50 states aren't pegged at max capacity.
Bullish af
Where's my 600 bux? Are you seriously telling me a laid-off dishwasher is getting more bennies than my weekly take home?
Are we at 30% unemployment yet?
Lmfao how is your gay art job essential? Either way, I like your attitude. I'm a gas station owner. But our revenue is down like 60% altogether, we own 3 stores
Yes, but you don't have to try getting rehired out of a pool of 30m unemployeds competing for 20m jobs over the next year.
Please, the polite term is 30% funemployment.
>People get their jobs back and everything returns to normal by fall.
lol.. its not that easy.
I'm sure they can get another minimum wage job. This is bullshit, we risk our ass while they get paid better than us for fapping and watching netflix.
Hope they die.
And have to deal with paying back the loan either
RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CANT BE NEET
IF HE DOES
HE WONT EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET
RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET
WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORKS HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE
WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
They don't have to pay anything back, only on their base unempolyment.
Considering we're guaranteed a Biden administration next year, the minimum wage job market won't exactly be easy pickings. Especially after priority 1: la amnistia.
There is no loan unless you're a small business owner.
>This is bullshit, we risk our ass while they get paid better than us for fapping and watching netflix.
>Hope they die.
Fucking redditors are here in full force aren't they?
difference is this is artificial and there was a decision made to essentially halt the economy, everything will come back relatively quickly.
Unironically no, because most of these people are making more on unemployment than they did working. They don't want to go back to work.
The $600/wk Trumpbux ends in July though
i just filed a claim yesterday :)
based
fuck the ((economy))
(unemployment check) sent ;)
No it won't.
august 1st :^)
Lmao I bet you work at a gas station wagie