/smg/ - Stock Market General

FUCK China

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/apron

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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second for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How do I go long on asian massage joints? I’m feeling bullish

I’m short canuckistan idc anymore this thing can’t go up SELL IN MAY STAY AWAY

Red pill me on Amazon. Do I sell now? Or will it go up more? After market is down a lot

My high leveraged puts got knocked out at 2960 SPY. Fuck this Gilead scam timing which fucked everything.

You cannot beat the jews, still in profit but not as much as now, i would have made a fortune on you retarded bulls

EAT SHIT JEROME AND BULLS

I bought the top again!

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How do I short anime sluts?

which scanner shows relative trading volume? fucking tell me

Unironically calls on Viagra and shipment container ETFs.

For some reason oil operations are UP 7%, could there be a hidden gem there?
Aside from that I put virtually all my money into USD a while ago since cucknada = housing bubble + oil wells and both are supposed to go to shit promptly despite government aid.

2900 party is finished
9000 party is finished

everyone go home and despair

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Whats your guys' sentiment for spy next week?

Why are you asking us? No one knows anything, just toss a coin and you'll get your answer.

SPY 279 on monday, then up on tuesday, then down to 200 by eow.

200 :^)

Mumu?

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Spy 400

For me, it’s about the total package. I want a table shower, some time in the sauna, a hit of my CBD vape pen, and then the most stereotypical Ching Chong music you can find. I want the girl dressed in some silk dragon robe and for her to have top notch massage skills. I don’t mind if she isn’t super young or hot, I’m face down for most of it anyways. I need the good massage before the tug, just the tug is so unfulfilling and I like a slow teasing tug that really pays attention to the balls and butthole. Really, that’s for me.

i really hope you guys didn't fuck me with NAT, it looks like it'll be down to $4 at this rate

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things are looking up!

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Get ready to party like its 1929

Fuck chin(ese women)

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Nobody on the entirety of Yas Forums advocated for NAT, redd!tard.

I have calls expiring Friday, do it's gonna go down. Buy puts while you can.

circuit breakers every day
CNBC people screaming, crying, begging
they might not even keep the market open the entire week

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Not red enough

AND WALLAH

WE'RE NEVER GOING TO BREAK EVEN NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN

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NAT was a very high relative volume today, $6,50 was an irrational price it won't reach again

Rolling for limit down
Mumus need to suffer

>futures are crashing and buring
based and yellowpilled

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hey


HEY

FUCK CHINA

24K BROKEN
DOWN DOWN DOWN

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Yes. Yeeeeeeeeeeeees. Revenge!

Anyone have the updated version of this?

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no gong? no fortune cookie at the end?

Just bought into the TVIX meme. How high is she going?

Hello? Based department?

keep thinking it's different for DHT, if earning reports in may don't drive it up in may and oil recovers you're fucked too

Checked. But no limit down days, friend. Just the slow grind to the bottom, maybe a couple of small flash sell-offs here and there.

264

What are you talking about retard? It was 2/3s the average volume.

600-800

I went long today. Why? Higher highs and lower lows.
We must appease the crab king.

JEROME SAVE US

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I figured the gong and fortune cookie were a given, don’t they do that at all of them?

ding ding ding guy in need of a scotch right now.

TVIX UP 10.15% IN AFTER HOURS
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the what king?

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halp

Had such a good week swing trading, decided to take a risk on that UAVS trash. Bought at 2.22 yesterday, set a stop loss this morning for 2.75...trading halts for an hour at 2.92, opens back up and my sell order goes through for 1.50. lost literally every dime I made this week on one bad trade. Even tried setting stop losses and doing the right thing with it and it failed.

Mentally, I was laughing at first, but I guess the reality of wiping away a week's worth of good work and DD on one shitty trade has me feeling absolutely retarded. I guess just keep doing the good things I was doing and when I get an impulse, actually think about it.

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Have faith.
Jerome is amassing the bears so he can slay them all in one massive green day.

No, because we already have way too much oil going around. Even if demand restarted right now, we would still need tankers to store the oil, and because of the way tanker contracts work, they will be paid the whole year at prime rates.

i was just estimating from an indicator on trading view i cannot fucking see relative volume because nobody is telling me which scanners show it

Oil goes up, ExxonMobil goes down..

why are we crashing so hard what the fuck happened?

WHY DID THE MARKET HAVE TO STRETCH UP 4% TO KNOCK OUT MY TURBO SHORTS JUST TO FUCKING GO STRAIGHT DOWN AGAIN

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Bullbros, did we get too cocky?

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Oil collapse was priced out, sorry

Lurk more faggot

Are you telling him to
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Bear with it?

Thanks for your coooomtribution

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It could be worse
You could have bought SPY calls today

You’ll find out at expiry

I want to get off mr bones wild ride

Nobody is responding to you because there's no use trying to help a single-digit IQ retard.

Some of you mumus are okay. Don't go to the market tomorrow.

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china did this to us

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Kek, investing.com pajeets and stocktwit cringe lords calling for futures to limit down. Will be nice to see the green in about 4 hours.

Stop buying those stupid derivatives

TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS
TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS
>TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS
TVIX UP 10.93% AFTER HOURS

Reality kicked in again, these companies are clearly dead in the water. Investments are going to evaporate in the deficits.

Hey man you really need to put a chain on these so she stops dropping them.

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I've learned my lesson, my application to TD ameritrade is being sent today. I've had enough of my stupid euro certificates

Lol its a fake virus, what's orange man chimping out for

No problem, yellowfeverbro.

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tankers might do well in may because they are being paid to hold oil but aren't actually moving anywhere so theyre saving a ton on fuel, if the demand for oil returns and the flow of it starts again tankers will cease their unusual rise, the demand for tankers will roughly stay the same

if the flow in oil resumes and Yas Forums overestimates their gains from holding oil then this increase you're expecting will not exist

kek and also that's still pretty fucking disgusting.

Can some user explain what the user did wrong with his stop loss?
It sounds like
>he was wanting the price to drop below 222 (pic related)
a put option?
>the stop loss at 2.75
so the stock did opposite of what he wanted and elevated to 2.92 which means he owes the difference.
But the sell order at 1.50.... Why was that filled?

>tankers one thing to be going up after hours

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Check out Canadian Natural Gas stocks that are trading at about 3 P/E. I found two that have a book value of $5 and $8, trading at below a dollar. Natural Gas does not have a supply glut.

PONY - up 57.5% this week / 173% this month
CR - up 17.4% this week. / 35% this month

I'm either buying into a bubble, or found a gem.

>-1%
>AAAAAAHHHHHH
Are you tards leveraged up to your baginas?

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Resistance has been breached

We don’t need an update every 10 mins bro lol

Amazon missed earnings, have to spend 4 billion over the coof

tomorrow is a +2% day

The non-crash was fully artificial and caused by money fleeing to tech thinking they were immune to corona. Now that amazon showed they weren't doing as well as expected, money is leaving again, and since money was all in on the same shit, we're seeing what SPY truly looks like without AMZN. Just brace for MSFT, AAPL, etc. to join in with disappointing earnings.

Financially I am fucking wrecked

I was just 5% away from unloading everything yesterday...PLEASE go back up so I can exit the market before the weekend.

>PLEASE go back up so I can exit the market before the weekend.
No

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1% of my $290,300 investment is worth $2,903. Not everyone is trading with $200 you stupid fucking retard.

I'm just so happy. I put all my money into it.

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I bought RTN before the merger, bought more right after at $58. Sold at $65, $66, $67. Now it's back down to $64. The moment I see a green candle I'm buying back in.

TIMING THE MARKET > TIME IN MARKET, I FUCKING DID IT

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no... he bought shares, it was up, but then they halted and when they resumed trading it was way lower
but his stop loss still fires

tfw I broke up with a chinese girl who looked like your pic with D's who makes 100k + a year because my son would come out retarded

*snibs you while you were distracted*
Heh. Say my name.

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No more buying chink steel. Fuck them.

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Yes.

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Lol I told you several times Yas Forums-sentiment suddenly changed to bullish the number one contraindicator. Always do the opposite of what Yas Forums tells you to do.

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I have 80 shares of AAL and 10 shares of TVIX
mfw they just end up canceling each other out tomorrow

German here. It seems like I'm not allowed on TD. Do you know anyplace where we can write options are yuropoors?

You did the right thing.

>tfw 14 grand in cheapies
Good that I hedged with 5k in an inverse, leveraged etf.

>unrealized losses in equity
>realized gains in premium and dividends

Not even sweating it, once again my written calls go unassigned.

god dammit red makes me smile so hard

you have to understand that we got WAY too cocky and assumed that we wouldn't see any red days until SPX 3200 or so

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WE'RE ALL FUCKED AHHHHHHHH

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They told me to do puts all fucking month what are you taking about?

The only thing I buy from chinks is handjobs at amp’s

Lmao that sounds retarded

I'm 99% that's because of EU regulations, Norwegian here and I regret ever buying EU certificates/papers

I hope my sacrifice is worth it user

Dark pool options trades

All massive puts on the S&P500

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He didn’t do anything wrong, it just sold his shares at the best possible price after realizing it was tripped. This is because it was a market sell and not a limit sell, but a limit sell wouldn’t have sold it either and the price would’ve continued to fall, not much he could’ve done when the price dumps that hard

>literally just a sad, slow red for bearcvcks
Yeah, enjoy the free day... if it lasts. BVLL. SVRGE. FOREVER.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>Just brace for MSFT, AAPL, etc. to join in with disappointing earnings.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or baiting, but MSFT and AAPL already reported earnings and they did great

Both those companies have garbage financials even in good times. There will also be much reduced demand for nat gas because of commercials (i.e. the biggest nat gas users, especially in canada where most electricity is way cheaper than gas). Summer is when gas use is at its lowest. Nat gas is also known to murder people in their sleep.

msft aapl both beat already

K girls have more attention to detail.

Avanza if you're a swede.

How do you see this?

His kid? yeah it would have been, miscegenation kike

How retarded can you be? Jesus. They both already posted and it looks fine. Stop talking out of your ass.

Its a coin flip for me this time. My written 175 MSFT weekly contracts were way too cocky, but tomorrow might actually kick them out of the money.

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Some user mentioned pony last week or so. I been riding that pony to sweet gains.

They’re all chinks to me. I don’t respect women enough to tell the difference.

Why are you not fucking ecstatic about this correction as a bull? You should have taken profits on that retarded +5% on everything Wednesday and started reinvesting them today. Even just swinging RTX, it's a defense bluechip that's swung >8% over literally three days, how are you not making money on this

some websites sell subscriptions. An user posted it to wallstreetbets

it kind of sounds like you're already retarded yourself and your son will be one regardless of who or what you manage to breed with

>all fucking month
Yes, and it was the right thing to do to not buy puts. But in the last days Yas Forums turned significantly bullish

>but then they halted and when they resumed trading it was way lower
so the jews did this to him?

>being meme'd into abandoning your qt gf

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OHHH NONO NO bullbros I think we got too cocky

Then why’s muh dix getting bigger?

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You two are in for a big surprise, coming Soon (tm).

Good taste

>, not much he could’ve done when the price dumps that hard
if he shorted at the same exact time, he would have made out. Even with the market pausing right?

FAS below 20 by next week

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Best explanation. I didn't want to get too greedy so I set the loss in case it tanked and I could at least come out to what my average for trading has been during the week (25 a day profit on average each day this week. I literally started swinging this week, still new to it).

Lesson of the day: play jewish games, win jewish prizes

Your phone probably manufactured in China lol