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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com
>List of hedge fund holdings
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SHOULD I INVEST IN HRT?
How is AAPL? Beat?
What is the point in owning a stock like amazon if it doesn't actually pay dividends?
Has there been news of any new Trumpbux? I finally got my deposit from the first round today and want more free money.
DRRRRRUUUUUUUMPF YOU BETTER FIX THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yes and kneepads
SQQQ goodboiz are goyna make it
its a growth stock you brainlet
depends can you make a cute boy or pass as female?
Well /smg/? What's the roll going to be?
It’s going back up tomorrow. Crab boys WW@?
Guys, I don't respect women at all...
TVIX GANG
SPXS GANG
SQQQ GANG
SQQQ
How do you trade TVIX? I am thinking of buying tons of out of money options hoping for a huge spike.
hey fellas
can i get a BVLL BVLL BVLL post?
What’s the point of owning growth stocks when you can buy calls?
Amazon, Apple and Microsoft all red in afterhours. Please give me a 5% drop so i can drop my sqqq bag.
right here!
youtube.com
is there going to be a "return to normal" when states open back up tomorrow
BLDP
>BLDP
BLDP
>BLDP
BLDP
>BLDP
Jerome said a W shaped recovery is unlikely. It is BOBO time
Is SQQQ leveraged? like 4x?
the three kinds of obligatory smg posters:
1) i am financially ruined.
2) guys i dont respect women
3) *ahem* posters
>Sold my puts at the end of the day because it started heading up and I thought earnings were gonna pump
FUCK, I need to just learn to look away sometimes.
>land of the free
>doesnt stand on land
knowing how this has been we might open +3%
This clown market is infuriating.
Thoughts on tomorrow? Think they'll do "whatever it takes" to prevent a bleeding before the week ends?
you dont have to know when the stock will grow, you just wait like a boomer
why?
>sea of the free
3X i belief
Bros, I might unironically be financially ruined...what the fuck am i gonna do.
Trump save me. Jerome save me. Somebody help. Why is this happening? Its a nothing burger. Just...the...flu, literally nothing....why?
Wonder if I should buy Amazon in after hours.
*AHEM*
i don't respect women who are financially ruined
Looking at this schizophrenic graph...
My same question.
yo
*ahem*
i don't respect women and i'm financially ruined
>tvix up 5.72% today
>tvix up 6.55% from that in after hours
mumu are you okay?
>I don’t respect women
Should have just stopped there user
hard to believe imo
literally impossible for airlines to have good earnings this quarter
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will still spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.
amzn? yeah i pumped into the close
may 2019 was bad for tech stocks if i recall, everything still at all-time high and now the cat's out of the bag that even amazon innit doin well
>Buy AMD at 46
>plummets to 43
>buy 5 more shares
>plummets to 42
>buy RTX at 65.22
>goes down to
just buy the dip dumb mumu
>Is SQQQ leveraged?
*AHEM*
By these digits Jerome will get us mad bitches
I hope you and your family get coofed on
bro what part of clown market was ever likely. I predict a sinusoidal non-recovery
> Sold TSLA right before crash
> Had order for 2750 5/1 call up about to buy
> Voice tells me don't do it
I had a guardian angel today, still lost money but god it could have been so much worse.
Im not americun so no
You shoulda seen the ruins of the drone stock p&d
all me
i've always wanted to get blacked in a prison
>TVIX is UP 7% in after hours
I'm literally gonna coom and shit my pants at this rate. I'm so happy I bought
fascinating, mind giving updates on your investments in /smg/ threads?
I play the earnings on my own company. Call the SEC, I don’t give a fuck son.
Clown market bever made sense. But I was dumb enough to believe this bull run will last a bit longer. I should have bought puts
who said states are opening tomorrow?
How much TVIX are you holding user?
> 2750 5/1AMZN call
The ticker would help
There had to be one biztard out there who necked himself today
It's Fortuna Minor!
Gains will come quickly but they may be fleeting!
More instability comes to the market!
tsla going red on the day pisses me the fuck off after being up 10 percent in last night's premarket
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND DOW 40K IN 2025
is this a repeat of last night but for bears instead
ITS THE FED'S SCRAM BOYS!
>Buy AMD at 46
>plummets to 43
Which currency? Its currently at 52
48 in euros
Georgia is fully opening all businesses tomorrow. Finally I can start going to the local rub n tug again with all my CCL gainz
Don't be anti-semetic.
Asking the right question.
I'm in for 1 share at 207
>not taking profits
what are you doing user?
EXIT ALL MARKETS
What is the best application to play the stock market? I just found out that where I placed my money is charging 0.95% EACH month on ALL my assets in the account. Any app that you can play directly without any brokerage fees and no monthly fees. The place has a basic fund where they work for gains and they do a good job I guess, but I have transferred around 75% of my asset to place it in stocks that I found. I kind of feel that I am paying a lot for a place where: he only buys and sells whenever and whatever I tell him to.
Any suggestion? And is it expensive 0.95% a month for fees while he is charging me ZERO brokerage fees.
governors of states like georgia and a few others
So much dipped today. Eyeing up some cheap stocks to go all in. Oil companis still super low. Miners went down as well. Buy the dip and we will all be rich 1 year from now.
YEEEHAW BOIIIIIII
oh got it, yeah i thought you meant all. no word about opening up here in califagnia yet
My profit today was 420.69/contract and I saw that as a sign to sell. My orders did not go through 2 minutes before market close though.
Great.
Excuse me mate
All g, second wave is priced in.
thanks for buying my bags tankertards
TVIX UP 7.38% IN AFTER HOURS
SOMEONE HELP ME
THERE'S NO OXYGEN IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>which is leading to inflated stock prices.
>Implying stock prices can be inflated
Are you a communist?
Im calling JPow.
Amazon just fucked the whole market didn't it? Bottom isn't in boys. Sell Sell SELL!!!!!
God Zerohedge is so exhausting, sure not giving China their little trade deal is exactly like nuclear bombs and better imply thermonuclear war. Or maybe they could be classy ONCE in their pathetic lives and just help people. Is it that hard?
>Finally I can start going to the local rub n tug again with all my CCL gainz
Based AMP user. Do they have a table shower? I miss my own local spot.
So I bought a zoom call in hope for retards buying the dip, was that a smart or a dumb move?
>war is about to start
>sell defense stocks
no.
Lol is zerohedge ban evading?
Fuck that, got 2 more shares.
I love cunny, bros, but are we bulls or bears now?
you are now entering...
Updated S&P 500 futures graph and results:
>Days w/ Drop on Open: 11/16
>Days w/ Drop on Close: 11/16
>Average of the Pre-market Movement (Magnitude): 1.27%
>Average of the Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 0.71%
>Average of the Percent of Pre-market Movement Comprising Daily Net Gain/Loss: ~69%
>Days in Which Market Hours Followed Futures: 12/16
>Bullish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 1/16
>Days in which a Bullish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Gain: 0/1
>Bearish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 3/16
>Days in which a Bearish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Loss: 2/3
>Net Gain/Loss From 4/8 Open to 4/30 Close: +8.15%
>Attributable to Pre-Market Movement (Assuming Validity of Point #5): +5.62%
Zoom is going to get competed like a motherfucker, Microsoft is going to announce a new Skype soon that can do the same thing.
However you might make money on a bounce be safe out there friend.
remember to buy NAT
It’s a goldbug site that’s the financial equivalent of INFOWARS.
very bullish desu
table showers are great
No simple spelling mistakes, not sure if true ZH account
One has it, the other doesn’t but has hotter girls
Can someone explain VIXM? Is it basically TVIX minus the leverage?
Crabs
The market should go down. But it has prven that BRRR and gouvernment influence can make it stay where it is.
It amkes no sense to bet on the market dumping right now.
I can see a few red days somewhere but not cicuit breaker -5% stuff. We are way past that.
You think Amazon will pump tomorrow or drag everything else with it?
I’m a SQQQ boi but we are on same team. Greedy bulls don’t have logic . I also bought a $600 Tesla put for 5/8 for $98 today. Didn’t cash out probably should have but I think Tesla will gap down soon.
>defense stock
>defense
Why do burgers call it
>defense
?
When have they EVER not been the aggressor?
market is retarded who knows
>even Google is getting in on this action
Bobos, rejoice.
Im so fucking certain about tomorrow that Im full /cashgang/
Thanks user, I'm aware of the whole situation, I think it'll go to sub $100 easily, I'm just thinking that it's a bubble so we'll have idiots making a bull trap. I pray to God that I'm right. I won't do such risky trades again.
Thanks user, appreciate your good words
This is so based
>apple and visa beat earnings but amazon fucks everyone over
well fuck you too baldman
market is dumping tomorrow m8
amzn will come back up in a few days
amazon will pump to all hell, literally everyone is ordering on amazon rn. they are making $$$$$$$, wait until there numbers come out
Neat
Why would amazon react positive on the shit earnings? Already overvalued as fuck, but then again...clown market, priced in and bullish...yada yada yada
uhhhh user needing 12% gains each year just to break even is not a good deal
Tomorrow green next week red?
What will happen with GME in the next few months? Are calls smart for late summer
user... they just released their earnings and they missed hard...
this is just the beginning
TENTH AND SIXTEENTH FROM THE ALPHABET
J AND P MY MAN FROM THE FED
RUN CAUSE HIS PRINTER IS READY SET
GONNA PRINT AS SOON AS IT RED
FIRE IT UP! BRR BRR (x16)
>wait until their numbers come out
uhhhh, user....
based RTX aggressors
In the past shit earnings have come out and the stock goes up because people buying into it massively.
are you retarded, the numbers have been out for an hour and a half
they are spending 4 billion to deal with corona related issues
wtf. who would use such a broker?
Bro... Amazon isn't making as much money as people think, and they've announced that what ever profit they make Q2, implying there will be profit, is going to fight the kung flu.
y-yeah just wait haha
PUTS ON ZM - 37 BILLION MARKET CAP FOR A VIDEO CALL YOU CAN MAKE ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS
They have to spend 4 billion over the coof
TOW missiles and Tomahawks go FOOOOSH make RTX go up
haha
does some shitty delivery service really have so much power that it brings the entire market down with it?
dump of -3 to -4% before closing at -1.5%
overall market to crab tomorrow
Thanks for buying my bags yesterday.
Don't worry you'll be handing them back to me at the end of the summer.
Because the stocked reacted accordingly.
Amazon pumped up, because every fucking idiot knew Amazong wont get hurt from Corona. Now earnings came out and they missed
Been waiting to enter the market, should I wait longer? Q1 finance reports are all mostly in now aren't they?
Ok so Apple confirms strong dollar impacts them negatively
interesting
anybody else want war just so RTX pumps?
the bat is 40 miles away couldn't have been here ererr a there's a lot of theories we have people looking at it very strongly
looks like we'll have a massive crab with some rare bull meat on the menu
>the average investor
where is your trip baggie?
I don't give a shit about the memes, this is exactly why I will keep using robinhood. I'm not going to pay some jew to invest in my countries public enterprises. And don't give me the bullshit about other free brokers, I opened a TD account, options trading isn't free which I knew, but on top of that you're expected to pay for market data? Gooo fuck yaself jew, I'm not paying for fucking numbers you have a hand in manipulating anyways.
What do traders with a lot of cash do with the excess cash not protected by FDIC/SIPC? I know Etrade sweeps into some sketchy banks I've never heard about. What happens if Etrade goes bankrupt?
FB, MSFT, AAPL, AMZN account for a massive amount of the market.
30 minutes before futures plunges prep your assholes
>buy tvix
>feel tfw no mars gf
So if I don't have 25k in my TDA account, I can still swing trade any one stock by buying or selling it once a day, but only if I buy/sell the same stock more than five times in one day I'll get in trouble? Am I understanding that right?
will twitter return his account after it turn out he was right about the wuhan lab?
>every fucking idiot knew Amazong wont get hurt from Corona
>massive unemployment
>people will spend shit on Amazon
How did this conclusion come about again?
Trump just said COVID19 came from the Wuhan lab on the press conference.
phase 4 stimulus