Gross revenue was good but after taking out their costs of doing business their net profits missed analyst expectations by 20% for the first quarter (Jan, Feb, and Mar)
Isaac Hernandez
dividends are a meme
Jackson Kelly
BogdAmazon soon.
Nathan White
AAPL A P L
give me the bad news. tim. i want more shares at a lower price and i want this fake and gay market to burn for the next 3 months
I never said anything about amzn. It's still reporting today
Gabriel Morris
Bear at heart here. I capitulated this yersterday buying DHT, MRO and ET. Did I fuck up? The bear in me made me choose stocks that were at least largely downturn safe.
Henry Garcia
If AAPL misses I will actually sell all of the shit I bought over this past month and go all in on inverse ETFs.
you see, as soon as a motherfucker gets at you with some complicated bullshit like that tankerplay (dont know if you read the tanker shilling posts but their reasoning was super complicated, involving USO and a bunch of economic and political shit), you just KNOW that its shit. the true good stuff is easy ... buy good things low, sell them high.
is it about time to go full bear mode homo? Most stocks seemed back to 75% of their original value and tech stocks are getting poomped like crazy, perhaps monday will be bloody red boys?
>he didn't buy TVIX 1) The VIX hasn't been this the 2008 financial meltdown. No joke 2) the VIX usually spikes 2 to 3 more times after the first initial spike. '08 spiked twice, equally as high 3) Nonstop bad fundamentals signalling a large recession during a bubble rally
It might not be too late but I only see TVIX hitting about 600/share.
Juan Phillips
>the one time I wanted to short amazon >pussy out JUST
Austin Martinez
thank you kindly sir
Evan Moore
Who the fuck knows it's all just gambling at this point. The whole market is obviously disconnected from earnings and prospects because of the Fed so there's no reasoning anymore.
Jackson Collins
After-Hours nigga you can still buy back in, it's goyna hit $12.50 tomorrow at least.
Lmao based. Bezos is goin Chris Hanson on the cunnyposters
Colton Gray
I think people simply expected Amazon to beat earnings because of people ordering a lot while at home thanks to Corona, which caused the big reaction. In reality though, it went back to levels we were at just 2 days ago so as long as it doesn't break 2280 it doesn't really matter.. to me at least
ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER >ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER >ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER >ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER >ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER
>ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER its a thing for AMZN, theres a reason its zero divvy stonk, Bezos is smartest jew on street and my fav anti Elon Musk figure
Alexander Young
that's not gonna put geld in mr. shekelstein's pockets
Grayson Reyes
Futures are closed, come the fuck on. Learn the hours already
Asher Phillips
>it falls anyway damn. co-movement's a bitch.
Aaron Diaz
OOHH OOH IM GONNA SHOORT
Nathaniel Nguyen
wow the cdc is trying to save face imagine that 20k out of 7.5 bn is nothing by the way
Joshua Wright
The worst part is to come. But I don't want to sit on my thumbs until then. It might be weeks or months. Maybe a year with all the CB interference. Fuck 'em, just let it fall.
The VIX usually spikes hard whenever there's a large sell off. So with the massive sell off in March, the VIX spiked and so did the resulting future contracts on the VIX, and thus TVIX spiked.
Christopher Taylor
A FUCKING BAT
Kevin Davis
>Bobos getting cocky >Mumus wojacking off
It’s going to crab, up %1 tomorrow.
Brayden White
Amazon was the posterchild of the recession. The idea was that they are delivering everyone's crap so there's no way they could miss earnings.
